The Phone Hacks

One of two eps squeezed in right before the second Melbourne lockdown - Jack Druce returns to delve into the phones and spend quality time with the guys before everyone retreats to the safety of their own homes for 6 weeks. Mike once again makes it weird on an acquaintance's wedding photo, Capper hits up KY Jelly for sponsorship and Druce sends a steamy pic of E.T.s to a past guest. For access to...

Danielle Walker subjects herself to The Phone Hacks premise for another anxiety filled session of phone-trading nonsense. Mike goes deep on his old hairdresser's photos, Capper sends an amimated pic to Danielle's Dad and Danielle is starting a new podcast. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Just $5 for 4 bonus eps a month. Get ton...

Nath Valvo throws his phone into the ring in another stellar edition of The Phone Hacks podcast. Mike comments on an old acquaintance's wedding photo, Capper gets down with the Bundys and Valvo starts a new job at McDonalds. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Just $5 for 4 bonus eps a month. Get tons of behind the scenes hacks and...

Total beefcake, Nick Cody, is back to turn his phone over and let the wheel decide his fate. Mike tells an old friend he's a fan of women, Capper gets personal with the MasterChef judges and Cody has a new haircut. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Just $5 for 4 bonus eps a month. Get tons of behind the scenes hacks and pranks an...

Third-timer, Luke Kidgell, is back for another round of phone-swapping shenanigans. Mike has a decision to make about the 90s Bulls, Capper lost his foxtail butt-plug and Luke tries to change his Facebook algorithm. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Just $5 for 4 bonus eps a month. Get tons of behind the scenes hacks and pranks a...

Legend of Australian comedy, Andy Lee, stoops to The Phone Hacks level for one of the best episodes yet. Mike needs help moving, Capper hits up a TV Doctor for advice and Andy sends a dubious text to his Mother. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Just $5 for 4 bonus eps a month. Get tons of behind the scenes hacks and pranks and h...

With restrictions eased the guys get Phone Hacks' favourite, Alex Ward, back on the pod to record in Capper's bedroom. Mike invites a bunch of people to join a titillating FB page, Capper shares a photo of a cute couple and Wardo has impure thoughts about men. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get tons of behind the scenes hacks...

Finally back in the same room together, the guys hang out with TV and radio's Lehmo for another round of phone-swapping antics. Mike freestyles about the pandemic, Capper suffers from thin penis syndrome and Lehmo stakes his claim as a footy comedian. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get tons of behind the scenes hacks and prank...

A huge episode of The Phone Hacks with the great Ari Shaffir! Mike apologises to a celeb he subtweeted, Capper doesn't like an old boss' photo on FB and Ari is moving to India to study Buddhism. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get tons of behind the scenes hacks and pranks and help keep this podcast going! MERCH! Capper is on R...

Kiwi comic, Melanie Bracewell, is back to record with the guys for this week's Trans-Tasman entry into The Phone Hacks canon. Mike hits up Peter Rowsthorn from Kath & Kim for work, Capper connects with a recent friend request and Melanie has a huge announcement to make. 5G bad, Phone Hacks good! For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks!...

Scottish comedian, Gareth Waugh, gets on Zoom with the guys for another internationally isolated version of The Phone Hacks. Mike finds a familiar actress on superhot.com, Capper reaches out to an old acquaintance to hang out after quarantine and Gareth can't wait to bring joy to the masses again. Social distancing by burning bridges! For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patre...

The Dollop's Gareth Reynolds joins the guys from LA for an international edition of phone invading hackery. Mike trolls an old friend, Capper pushes merch on a random and Gareth lets his cousin know how he's feeling in isolation. Sit back, relax and enjoy the hacks. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get tons of behind the scenes...

With everyone in lockdown Zack Dyer joins the guys via Zoom...and the Phone Hacks concept flourishes in government mandated isolation! Mike isn't impressed by an old high school friend's musical recommendations, Capper has some elderly female actors to make a decision about and Zack needs some money from his Dad to get out of a sticky situation. Wash your hands, stay home and enjoy! For access to...

Nicola Bernardi (Podcaster/Photographer/Capper's Housemate) is in stage 2 lockdown with the guys to churn out another session of trading phones and invading privacy. Mike raps about improv, Capper freestyles his personal beliefs on women's sport and Nicola has a novel place to keep his phone charger. Stay hack, save lives. (*Apologies for the crappy sound on this one!) For access to a huge catalog...

Comedian Ben Knight returns for a third round of Phone Hackery to record at Capper and Knighty's house before stage 3 of the Victorian lockdown. Mike has a 'movie' themed oral hypothetical, Capper messages Arj Barker on Insta and Knighty is proud of his quarantine work out regime. Hackin' the curve! For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehac...

Pre-lockdown the guys were in the studio with Phone Hacks favourite, Dave O'Neil, to record another session of phone-swapping hijinks. Mike messages a fellow comedian about cosmetic dentistry, Capper asks his Mum to fix his pants and O'Neil makes a desperate plea for toilet paper. Stay at home and enjoy! For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thepho...

Recorded live at Catfish in Melbourne (a few weeks ago) the guys celebrate 100 episodes of the best podcast on the planet. Fans get on stage, socials are hacked and there is no turning back now! For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get tons of behind the scenes hacks and pranks and help keep this podcast going! MERCH! Capper is on R...

The Bulldogs banner man himself, Danny McGinlay, is back in the studio to offer his phone up for inspection and let the guys run rampant on his socials. Mike works his way through music royalty, Capper raps about a sad threesome and McGinlay has free DVDs for anyone who hits him up. Like water off a cuck's hack. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.co...

Comedy's Jack Druce joins the guys in the studio this week to turn his phone over and let the wheel of fate decide what comes up. Mike messages a previous guest about a sweet deal on Bitcoin, Capper gets intimate with some problematic Directors and Jack opens applications for someone to share his life with. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the hacks. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join...

Carla Wills is in the studio this week to trade phones and infiltrate apps! Mike isn't impressed with a friend's pic on Facebook, Carla has a question about pregnancy and Capper raps about getting his prostate checked. Ante up, hack that fool! For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get tons of behind the scenes hacks and pranks and he...

Globe-trotting comedian, Daniel Muggleton, joins the guys to record another stellar edition of phone-swapping hackery. Mike DMs Fiona O'Loughlin a compliment, Capper messages a Dancing with the Stars contestant a critique and Muggleton shows support for women in comedy. Nothing tastes as good as Phone Hacks feels. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon....

Shameless U2 fan and comic, Sami Shah, returns for another session of phone swapping and anxiety inducing deep dives into whatever the wheel lands on. Capper infiltrates a flaccid men's forum, Mike has a trio of Steins to make a decision about and Sami is game enough to do the legendary double hack across two platforms. Smart phones and dumb people. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes...

Comedian and full Sri Lankan, Suren Jayemanne, is back after the infamous 'Slurp Episode' to switch phones and take the Phone Hacks' challenge. Mike gets weird with Will Smith's family, Capper has a bold new way to clean himself and Suren's allergies keep him from performing a very intimate act. Look on my hacks, ye Mighty, and despair. Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get acc...

Becky Lucas returns for one of the best episodes yet as phones are exchanged, content is ridiculed and some of the most painfully hilarious hacks to date are deployed. Mike comments on a FB friend's family reunion photo, Capper gets nostalgic for his school days and Becky needs to borrow a few hundo. Get hack to where you once belonged! Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get acc...

Phone Hacks favourite, Luka Muller (Oooh, Spooky Podcast), is back for a third helping of anxiety-riddled phone swapping and general hackery. Capper has some decisions to make about a few eccentric billionaires, Luka makes a desperate plea for help in promoting his solo show and Mike messages comedian Ronny Chieng some advice. Out of whack but never out of hacks. Join the Patreon here: www.patreon...