The Mad Cow Show

Trudy has had lots of sex and has an interesting blow job story. Yay! See Trudy Newell on facebook https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1671243982 and her podcast https://anchor.fm/ufr

Do you find feelings are hassle? Me too! so let’s all go out and find ourselves a robot heart. This episode is a quick update and I’m doing my best to work around my problematic bird.

Just a quick catch up to say hi and for those of you who you can see the picture I’m showing off my premiered

I have reached a new levels of being a shut in and I am both excited and terrified to break out into a hotel for the night while I leave my demanding bird behind with my ex-husband to keep her quiet

Fucking, shagging, rodglring, whatever you call it Trudy and I need it but we cunt have it 🤬

Sexy talk for you beautiful bitches

Trudy and Louise are back at it again doing our usual irreverent playful banter whilst also having wet arse pussies 😃

L M joins us and we talk weed and other shit. Love you guys XXX

In this episode I am angry at a barking dog and try to tell one whole story but keep interrupting myself. Top notch episode for the hard-core fans or perhaps anyone who may find my crankiness amusing.

In this absolute nonsense episode I direct you over to anchor.fm/ufr UndiesFunded Records and Radio

Since there’s still nothing in the way of fucking in my life I’m leaning into talking about things that matter to me, things that are happening in the world, and things I hope you will enjoy listening to.

Trudy and Louise together again https://soundcloud.com/trudy-newell/greedyheart

Somewhat like the AIDS epidermic we are now faced with issues of sexual transmission that is potentially deadly for us and for the people around us. This episode isn’t quite that heavy but I do try to explain what the coronavirus is but in hindsight I forgot to mention a bunch of stuff like how it gets from bats to humans. Maybe I’ll cover that on another episode. This is more of a ramble but once...

As the title suggests I ruminate on this and other random things from my life mingled with stuff I like to pontificate about including some shared learning of cool stuff..

Happily I am in a lovely environment while I’m social distancing from the world and emotionally distancing in my romantic relationships

Apparently to be treated with some respect I now need to demand to be fed first. This new culture baffles me Because I want to pay for my own meal and also want to be treated with respect. Why is this now something that is mutually exclusive?

I am in two unconventional romantic relationships and they’re both antagonistic right now. While I am working on my own shit and in particular overcoming my own cowardice I am frustrated that I’m not in relationships where they are willing or able to meet me on that same level. I also talk about sex and blowjobs and Tinder but this is more towards the autobiographical rather than the titillating o...

Lost sexual potential or needed headspace? I just spent two nights in a hotel without finding or even looking for a Parramore. I was somewhat intoxicated when I made this post so I edited down my rambles for your listening pleasure. I did have video sexy so that kind of counts...

Well fuck me but it is the first day of a new decade... or is it.,, I feel like we went through this in 1999. Head scratcher. Anyways my paramour is in the shower and there’s a pretty good chance I’m gonna get fucked in the next 15 minutes. Hope your first day of the decade is as good if not better xxxxxxx happy new year

I’m in a fairly positive mood despite having some shitty things going on. When it comes down to it I really am grateful for the things I have and for you my darling listener. You I will forever cherish XXX

I have at least one fuck story so I think it is worth the nine minutes and 12 seconds if you listen to this podcast ;-)

Lots of music in this episode and a special message to my most dedicated listener Jill who it is universally agreed needs to chill

Too many feels to express anything other than through poetry and songs. So here it is five minutes of my song, my feels hanging out like a dog’s tongue in the heat

Checking in well Trudy gently sleeps in the loft above I’m chilling downstairs on the couch getting high with just the right amount of natural light