The Macron Show

The Dogs Don’t Know How To Do Meth Well here we go again it’s another one of those weird prank call podcasts with Macron. This week it’s all about complainers, the ones who bothered to answer anyway. Listen in awe as Ron tears up an idiot that doesn’t know how to use his grill, a lady with a voice like the emperor who did not want to have to transport her own packages, someone who was real mad abo...

A Rooster In The Background Welcome to another weird and wacky Monday fun day with Macron and co. This week it’s all about the complainers, although they made it really hard work for me. First of all Apple just released a bunch of new stuff so lots of people are complaining about that, and for some reason they’re not happy about Scoby keeping their packages, one man is just dying to get some Cox,...

Gallivanting Over To Albuquerque Well what a show this turned out to be. First there was an announcement and some special messages right at the start that you should check out. Ron spent some time messing with some scammers with some great results and then we handled a few complainers including a lady that changed her mind about her new furniture, a man who was allergic to pork, we met a VERY angr...

The Bilingual Eunuch Oh here we go again with the show names. This week we had to really fight to make them pick up but the complainers sure were raging. This week for some reason our tips page was down but it has now been replaced by the all new macronshow.com/tip please feel free to go there and show some love! This week Ron has to deal with a lady who couldn’t even type her own address in corre...

Labor Day Cuckout Happy Labor Day to all you people. This week since it’s a holiday we tried to focus mostly on jumping into some Zoom meetings, and we had great success with this. However Ron still had to come face to face with some really whiny complainers including a very boring man with broken grill, another cable customer who thought it was okay to just cancel his account, we caused mass conf...

Cobbed And Reamed Welcome to another wet and wild episode of Mondays With Macron. This week we’re trying out a few tricks on Zoom so this show is best viewed on the YouTube machines. Don’t worry though we still got ourselves plenty of sweet sweet complainers including a Carvana customer who had some reservations about taking a smashed up vehicle, a lady who lived in a fancy gated community and did...

Atrocious Level 5 Pranks Here we go with yet another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron and this week we are all about complainers. Watch in awe as sweet gentle Ron is forced to do battle with a man bitching about the WIFI on his plane, we have a heated debate with a man with a dodgy passport, a lady who could not get help with her insurance, a couple who could only get 50% of their appliances to...

Semen Avenue Welcome welcome welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron. This week the complainers were sparse but boy were they on form. This week Ron is troubled by a lady who gets into an epic debate with Ron and Chumley about whether or not her apartment on the world’s most pornographic street actually exists, we argue with a lady at great length about her buying the wrong size door and then...

Maybe I’m Being Dense Well Ron is back in the UK, but only for a little while as today we announced our massive Florida meetup for Ron’s birthday! Don’t miss the big announcement on this show for details. This week sweet gentle Ron was also forced to deal with a lady who couldn’t rent a car because the staff were driving drunk in it, a very argumentative man who didn’t want to rent his home for a...

Soft Skin Here we go again. Ron is still in Canada kicking asses and taking names. This week the complainers took a while to get warmed up but boy was it worth it when they did! This week we meet a lady who didn’t realise that her dryer would get hot, Ron gets to explain to one man why using a website is easier than going into a store, we meet a very angry man with a broken TV who does not want to...

Pubes On A Plane Well this show name has nothing to do with any successful call but it will make sense when you listen to the whole thing. This week Ron is in Canada eating a crazy amount of edibles just to entertain you people, so sit back and enjoy a wild show. This week Ron survives his biggest dose of edibles ever and tries to sell porn to a Paramount customer, we deal with another drunk pilot...

Get Out Of The Doghouse Day Something perhaps a little different this week as we try out our new Zoom meeting toy. We had a lot of fun this week, it’s a shame that despite all of our efforts we’re still not very welcome in the meetings. Go figure. Don’t worry though as there were plenty of complainers for you people including a man who was bitching lots about his appliance delivery, poor Ron gets...

The Hoe Moaners Association I think this is one of the best bad pun show names I’ve ever come up with and I’m sticking with it. This week we invited ourselves to some home owners association Zoom meetings, but apparently we weren’t very welcome there. Also sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a man threatening to sell the ATT stock that he doesn’t own, a real life banchode complaints about his...

Karen The Crack Head Calm Down Yet again we lost all control of this show and it really got away from us though. Don’t worry though it’s worth the runtime. This week sweet gentle Ron comes face to face with a silly old lady who didn’t know how to thread a needle, a man who was desperate to get a new credit card, another man who got scared of Scoby and didn’t want his package, a ghetto family who m...

Karen Out Well as you can probably guess this week’s episode is all about the Karen’s. Starting off with some lady bitching about her moisturiser delivery, we meet a man who thinks his airline is broken, we handle a complaint for an actual muppet from Sesame Street, we handle a pizza customer who sent their order to completely the wrong state, we deal with an “influencer” who decided to make video...

What Is It We Do Here? Here we go guys, another thought provoking and entertaining show where we not only learn a little bit about the world but we also attempt to answer that age-old question ‘what is it we do here?’. This week Ron and Co are forced to deal with an incredibly stupid man with the world’s most boring voice, a lady who did not appreciate her plane being delayed to get more snacks, a...

Dick Cringe And The Wireless Cables Here we are again. Get ready for some more crazy Karens. We have a lot to get through this week starting with another guy trying to tell us where to leave our packages when making deliveries, a lady bitching about her flight being redirected, a man who complained about his plane running out of fuel, a very nasty Karen who didn’t want to be home when her delivery...

Doug’s Fruity Little Sign Well here we go again with another show that just got way out of control. You’re not gonna believe the stuff we got up to this week. This week’s crazy Karen’s include a family who waited in all day for their new Crocs, a man who seems to think that delivery company works for him, a guy who put up a fruity little sign trying to tell us what to do, a naked lady on a cruise...

Memorial Day Discount Rattan Furniture Welcome welcome welcome to a big Memorial Day show with the Macron crew. This week it’s all about the Internet complainers as usual starting with a lady who did not understand how discounts work, we get into an altercation with a man over his package delivery and Scoby ends up with a brand new sweater, we deal with the homeless people living in the sheds at L...

Borderline Scary But Funny As Hell Welcome to our very special viewer appreciation week, and what a way to kick things off. This week was all about the crazy complainers that you people love so much. We helped one couple with their invisible table problem, Scoby made some money on the streets of India selling people’s prescriptions, we helped a lady who was having problems with her portion control...

I Know What You Deered Last Summer Welcome to yet another show with a great wacky naming pun! This week the whole dream team is in force as we deal with another round of crazy Internet complainers. This week get ready to meet a woman who ran over a poor innocent deer in her rental car and then blamed it on us, a crazy man who was denied his dinner reservation for being too country, one lady got ve...

Ghetto Supastar Well here we go again. It’s the greatest day of the week, it’s the middle of Octember and it’s time to handle some Internet Karens as only Ron knows how. This week we come face to face with a man who got very upset about his missing bathroom delivery, a man who did not expect a budget experience when he chose a budget poor man’s airline, we make a textbook goosing by getting someon...

A Giant Cuck Of A Man This show title was written by an AI and therefore I cannot take any responsibility for it I’m afraid. Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming folks. It’s complainer time again and this time we have some real games including a very confused Etsy customer who would not take our advice to stop contacting us, a couple who found a bug in their Old El Paso sauce and fo...

The Macronathon 2 Well here it is. The 2023 Macronathon in full. 24 hours of the craziest prank calls ever. This year we bring you a blast from the past in the return of Chumley, AKA Joe Punk, AKA Hot Dog Mike! We also unleashed the full power of our brand new AI prank call machine on some unsuspecting folks, dealt with more complaining Karens than ever before, caused some hotel owners to have a c...

The Crying Game Emotions are running very high in the build up to the second Macronathon. This week poor sweet innocent Ron is forced to argue with a crazy lady who put her grill next to a plastic shed and melted it, a Ford customer who wanted his damn truck fixed, a hysterical woman who went and lost her luggage, a man who tried to slander sweet gentle Lowes, a lady who couldn’t even get her cour...