The JB and Sandy Show

Four quick hits from the show, one episode. Sandy opens JB’s NIL linebacker bit and Tricia’s windshield-fog panic, then Tricia the two-step snob, and Minute to Win It coming back. Short bits that play better together. If you love The JB and Sandy Show, subscribe, leave a review, and share this with a friend.

What was the 1982 Best Little Whorehouse premiere actually like? Sandy opens, then Steven Presley walks through Dolly and Burt that night, and Lori Loughlin being back after seven years. Classic Hollywood stories on 98.1 KVET energy. If you love The JB and Sandy Show, subscribe, leave a review, and share the episode.

Michelob Ultra is America’s number-one beer — and Guinness cracked the top five. Care or don’t care? Sandy starts Care Dont Care, then the crew hits beer rankings and a naked DoorDash delivery story that somehow makes perfect sense on this show. If you love The JB and Sandy Show, subscribe, leave a review, and share this one.

Would you skip Heat 2 for an X-Men Rogue movie? Sandy opens, then guest Steven Presley talks Obsession, foot weirdos, and Tom Cruise circling Days of Thunder 2. Hollywood gossip with a Texas twist. If you love The JB and Sandy Show, subscribe, leave a review, and share it with a movie nerd.

Farrah Abraham is running for Austin office again  with basically zero campaign cash. Sandy starts it, then the crew digs into Farrah’s second shot at local politics and lands on the line of the morning: I love me some journeymen plumbers. If you love The JB and Sandy Show, subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode.

Would you eat the fries if your DoorDash driver showed up naked on the Ring camera? Tricia brings Care Don't Care with Labor Day gas prices that jumped about forty cents, JB's newly licensed daughter flooring it between extremes, Michelob Ultra climbing past Bud Light, and the latest entry in Naked Season: a delivery guy who walked up bare and left the bag. Coach Sarkeesian says Arch Manning looks...

Would you thrift inside a landfill if the deals were that good? JB finds a secret store at Texas Disposal Systems where workers pull resale treasures off the conveyor belt before they hit the trash, and Sandy wrestles with dump ego, Round Top cover stories, and whether the giraffe still kisses on the mouth. Tricia needs the Coach Taylor Friday Night Lights clip again, Chris in Lexington unloads on...

What would you do if your DoorDash driver showed up completely naked? Steven Presley swings by twice with Hollywood heat, from an Obsession breakout star choosing X-Men Rogue over Michael Mann's Heat 2, to Tom Cruise lining up Days of Thunder 2, plus his 1982 Best Little Whorehouse premiere story with Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds. Care Don't Care ranks America's beers (Michelob Ultra is number o...

Came in for eggs and hash browns. Left with a black eye and a new girlfriend. Best Waffle House review ever, until JB tops it with the friend who made him pull over on 71 and threw the evidence in the dumpster. Texas now treats gold and silver as legal tender, so of course the crew is pricing Slurpees in nuggets, beaver pelts, and four chickens. Rapid Fire puts Sandy on the hot seat: Cinemax fuzzy...

Would you walk onstage at a City Council luncheon and lead with I love me some journeymen plumbers and steam fitters? Farrah Abraham is back in Austin politics after announcing for mayor when the seat was not even up. Round two is City Council District 5, zero dollars in contributions, a missed paperwork deadline, and a room full of actual plumbers who are not steam fitters. Tricia smells a public...

How many engagements does it take to land in JB and Sandy's Amazing Book of Records? Tricia's friend Jack calls in with five rings on the board, lake-day walkouts from work, Dallas nightclub magnetism, and a cowboy-only type. Sandy answers with the movie-scene story of her Air Force colonel dad clearing the hotel room on her first wedding day and holding out a passport. Caller Steve nominates hims...

Would you walk into a 7-Eleven and flip a gold coin for a Slurpee? Tricia is living for a new Texas law that recognizes gold and silver coins as legal tender. It feels like the Old West walked into the studio. JB wants to bring back pelts, cinnamon, silk scarves, and frankincense, and the whole bit turns into a spice-wars farmers-market fantasy about haggling for snacks instead of tapping a card....

Can a list of petty grievances actually get you out of bed in the morning? JB opens a battered perpetual disappointments diary, the opposite of a feel-good journal, and admits he is fueled by resentment. Cincinnati, one-ply toilet paper, yogurt, and food-service let-downs all make the list. Tricia calls it a hold-my-beer attitude and a long game. Rapid Fire puts JB on the hot seat: an eighteen-whe...

Can a list of petty grievances actually get you out of bed in the morning? JB opens a battered perpetual disappointments diary, the opposite of a feel-good journal, and admits he is fueled by resentment. Cincinnati, one-ply toilet paper, yogurt, and food-service let-downs all make the list. Tricia calls it a hold-my-beer attitude and a long game. Rapid Fire puts JB on the hot seat: an eighteen-whe...

Would you still believe in Bigfoot if every ranch in Texas had a camera? Tricia is not kidding. She is a true believer, grouping Bigfoot with Nessie, Godzilla and King Kong, and she wants the rest of the show on board. Round Rock turned up dinosaur tracks, the FBI still has hair samples and eyewitness files, and she is asking listeners to vote on whether the updates should keep coming. JB's workin...

Can holding a grudge actually make you more productive? JB opens his perpetual disappointments diary, a running record of tiny betrayals, disliked cities and household annoyances. What starts as a list of grievances turns into a surprisingly honest conversation about resentment, motivation and the long game. The crew also marvels at the University of Texas landing a free Chris Stapleton show, revi...

Would you build a secret dessert closet so the kids never find the Oreos? Tricia already has a stash strategy, and Care/Don't Care goes from Donna Mills cashing in on OnlyFans by cleaning house at eighty-three, to a Pabst Blue Ribbon truck heist of fifty thousand cans, to parents who hid a whole milkshake bar behind a fake hallway door. JB and Sandy open on Ohio State fans versus Longhorns culture...

Would you dare the giant ferris wheel in the middle of a brand-new Scheels? Cedar Park drew mile-long lines for the grand opening, complete with floor-to-ceiling aquariums and a candy store. Sandy is less sold on the height. Electrical bolts through her body are not her idea of a sporting-goods errand. Care or Don’t Care covers a Prince vault album of ten unreleased tracks, fall trends like scarve...

What's been in your car for more than a week that does not belong there? JB has a Goodwill bag riding shotgun for six months. Tricia has chemicals headed to a City of Austin drop-off. Caller Julian has been driving a work file cabinet around for two weeks, and JB saw a guy turn one into a brisket smoker. Labor Day has JB ready for a Jerry Lewis telethon that does not exist anymore, plus a vivid me...

Did Austin just put a shotgun turret on a self-driving Army truck? The Army is testing an F-150 with a 50-pound turret from Austin's Allen Control Systems that can knock down fast-moving drones. JB's theory: a redneck welder who had been building these for ranchers. America, one attack at a time. Tricia's Care/Don't Care has a Prince vault album of unreleased tracks, caftans coming back, and baby...

Where are singles in 2026 actually meeting? Not bars. Not honky tonks. Trivia nights, mahjong, and bird-watching meetups, because this newest generation has a very old soul. JB's buddy David's son will get a huge group of friends up at five in the morning on a Saturday to go look at birds. Sandy says stupid. This last hour of The JB and Sandy Show is Care/Don't Care, a Diet Dr Pepper in the fridge...

Where does Texas land when it comes to the hardest-working states in America? Sandy's theory is the rest of the state works pretty hard, and Austin just dragged everybody down. Texas still made the list. Number seven. South Dakota is number one. This hour of The JB and Sandy Show starts under the 360 bridge, with Dixie on the way, Rasmus never getting married again, and JB at IHOP after meet-the-t...

Is Dixie a real person, or an actress waiting by the phone? Sandy wondered if they were getting punked. Then Dixie picks up from a chateau in Paris, and the gentleman friend's wife has the nerve to come home two days early. If you have never heard her, you are in for a treat. This hour of The JB and Sandy Show is a full house. JB's sister Chris checks in from Lexington, still the funniest one in t...

Would you like to say you were departing from Dolly Parton International? A petition to rename Nashville's airport has 122,000 signatures, and even Dolly thought it would be funny. JB is not usually in the business of naming places after people. Dolly Parton is the exception. This last hour of The JB and Sandy Show is Care/Don't Care, a blood moon the color of Longhorns, and Austin Access asking h...