The Inspired Unemployed

This weeks episode has one clear theme, love. First up, Falcon goes completely off track and designs his own rom com after him and Jack declare old school love is dead.  The boys then help a listener to hard launch his new relationship on Instagram. From picking the photo to writing the perfect caption, the boys offer their best (and worst) advice.  Finally, the boys ‘spiritual geezer’ Ryan joins...

Lets talk guilty pleasures. From listening to Nickleback to buying yourself flowers, the boys shamelessly admit to everything they not-so-secretly enjoy.  Then, Matt and Jack hear a few more cringey ‘meet the dad’ horror stories from listeners.  Finally, inspired by Kylie Jenner, the boys pull a prank on Falcons poor mum Bernie.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/   Learn more abo...

The boys sit down for an in depth chat with our newest Aussie legend, 23 year old Nedd Brockmann.  Nedd ran 4000 kilometers from Perth to Sydney in just 46 days to raise over $2.5 million for Mobilise.  The boys dive into details about the injuries he endured, the incredible mental game he played, his inspiration, the people he met and his hardest days. Donate: https://www.neddsrecordrun.com/   ht...

In an attempt to make Jack feel better about his recent dating disasters, Falcs and Sarah go tit for tat with their own worst date stories. Miraculously, they manage to find a story worse than flashing your bank account.  The boys then cringe over having one too many drinks at a work event. Laughing at their recent NZ work trip, where they completed 12 interviews on the brink of black out.  https:...

All round Aussie legend Kevin Parker from Tame Impala joins the pod this week!  We find out what’s in his rider, what it’s like working with some of the biggest names in the industry and attending Freemantle house parties.  Jack and Falcs bravely decide to call the poor girl Jack flashed his bank account details to on a date. Then Dom and the boys reveal the best high-risk locations for a ‘Danger...

Dom is back in the booth to tell a story involving a drunken night out and an overly affectionate bandmate. The boys and Sarah then complete a knockout round to figure out what simple pleasures in life are better than sex. Then out of the goodness of his heart, Jack enrols Falcon to the June Daly Watkins School for fine young gnetlemen. Falcon is taught how to hold a knife and fork and which one i...

In todays ep, the boys share how karma got them good after selling their souls for AFL grand final tickets. Jack and Falcon are left shocked by our listener stories about the most petty things they’ve ever done. And finally with festival season fast approaching, Jack and Matt make the definitive list of what to and what not to bring. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/   Learn more...

Jack’s ego is pretty hurt this week after his strange attempt to impress a girl backfires. He is now a certified walking cringeboard.  Dom is back in the booth! In memory of Queen Lizzie, the boys have their royal knowledge put to the test in a new round of ‘definitions’.  Matt then talks through an insane list of jobs that you probably never knew existed.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredune...

Is Jack 28 years old or 29 years young? Falcon decides to assess if Jack is overdue for a quarter life crisis. Jack quizzes Falcon about properly meeting his new girlfriends Dad. And finally, the boys admit to getting overly emotional everytime they board a flight. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystu...

What lies did your parents tell you as a kid? From the TV making your eyes square to special prisons for naughty kids, the boys laugh over the best lies they’ve been fed.  Falcs then talks us through how to successfully ‘launch’ your new partner on Instagram.   Finally, the boys admit to trying out a new form of self care - anal gazing.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/   Learn...

They’re back!  The boys kick off the ep with a rapid fire round of questions to get us up to speed with what has gone on over the break.  Revealing their biggest night out in LA, various girl updates, most embarrassing texts and their dumbest purchase.  Finally, Jack and Matt fanboy over their new best mate, basketball megastar Shaquille O'Neal.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/...

After reading their terrible year 10 report cards, Jack and Matt decide it’s best to get Dom back in the studio to help with a new round of ‘definitions’. Jack’s dad then jumps on the line to confess to accidentally eating a ‘special’ brownie while on his way to yoga. Finally, Matt takes a quiz to figure out what his love language is.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/   Learn mo...

The boys were pretty chuffed by how much everyone seemed to love the baby talk segment from a few weeks ago...Although of all the voice memos and videos they received of boyfriends being caught out, one celebrity made them laugh the most. Dom then jumps on the line to give an update on how his romantic holiday to Bali went. Jack and Matt then discuss the chaos which was ‘Splendour in the Mud’. Fin...

It’s time to meet Ryan. He’s an all round health guru who looks like he’s just walked off the set of Peaky Blinders. He’s the man the boys turn to for all matters of life advice.  This episode, Ryan will host a ‘couples therapy session’ before Jack picks a bone with Matt and his new Mrs. Then we tune in for a series of nightmare stories about getting caught out in a white lie.  https://www.instagr...

To gee the boys up for their stay in Australia’s most haunted house, they get some real life ghost stories from listeners. Then, the noble quest for finding the most annoying thing in the world continues, from housemates eating the food you’ve been looking forward to all day, to that one person (Jack) who asks questions all the way through movies. Finally, a caller describes the text they sent to...

The boys hilariously trick unsuspecting friends into ‘speaking their language’. Proving that there is nothing more hilarious or sickening than hearing your mates baby talk. Dom and Cal join the booth to help the boys figure out what their ‘ticks’ are, before Jack brings the Ultimate Travel Guide book back.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Will Gibb and Dom join the boys to talk about how letting a new fling go from zero to 100 does not guarantee a happy ending. Jack gives Falcon's old boss a buzz to see if his work ethic has improved and finally, we get to the bottom of what is truly the most annoying, ‘little’ thing that has ever happened to you. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/   Learn more about your ad choice...

Ever sent a DM or text that you instantly wished you could unsend? Jack, Matt and a few listeners share their nightmare stories.  The boys have a laugh about being caught on a Walk of Shame, before debating whether or not parents should be allowed to bring crying babies on a plane.  And finally, get excited for the next challenge Matt sets for Jack.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployed...

First up, Will Gibb and the boys sit down for a much-needed writing session before Jack's first stand-up comedy show. Then, the moment we’ve all been waiting for, Jack takes the stage! All the best punchlines from his live performance are played out so you can laugh and cringe along.  Finally, the boys are back in the studio to share a new travel guide tip!  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredun...

Warning of unexpected, hilarious and overly sexual content when listener Ben calls the boys to share a rattled story from a recent country wedding. Jack gets stitched up big time by Falcon with the help of comedian Will Gibb. The boys then chat about the dumbest nicknames that have managed to stick.  dms@theinspiredunemployed.com   https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/   Learn more a...

From manning a BBQ to fixing a car; Jack and Matt discuss the skills you need to ‘enter manhood’. After receiving hundreds of DM’s, we bring back a new segment of ‘Shower Thoughts’. Jack then debates whether or not you should dry off in the shower first or not. Finally, the boys talk about the dumbest injuries they’ve copped for the sake of content. dms@theinspiredunemployed.com   https://www.inst...

Before we let the laughs roll, the boys take a minute to get real about mental health. Jack and Matt share their own anxieties and remind us all that it’s okay to not be okay.  We then introduce a new segment, the opposite of The Ick … The Tick. A surprisingly long list of random things guys do that are actually a turn on. Then it’s story time about the latest boys trip in Indonesia - on a boat. d...

The boys are back with a fresh take on their favourite game, definitions. A listener joins the pod to share an absurd story about an ex fling and a few missing fingers. What does a world without Google Maps look like? Jack and Matt take to the streets to find out. Finally, the boys trade rattled stories about running into an ex while on a night out.  dms@theinspiredunemployed.com   https://www.ins...

Parmi or Parma?! Famous Sydney chef Matt Moran and a local Melbourne dish pig go head to head in the next Great Debate. The boys add a new chapter to their Ultimate Travel Guidebook; a rattled listener joins the show to share an unfortunate pocket dial; and while in LA, the boys decided to ask a few overly confident frat boys to share their love advice. dms@theinspiredunemployed.com https://www.in...

The ongoing snoring debate has brought sleepwalking to the boys attention and makes us wonder if it is hilarious or terrifying …  Jack and Falcon admit they have absolutely no clue what’s happening in business meetings. Bernie and Lori join the pod to share embarrassing childhood stories about their boys and finally, Dom joins to reminisce about sneaking into events while underage. dms@theinspired...