The Homance Chronicles

Andre Paradis , certified relationship coach, educator, and author joins us for round two! This time, Nicole has a real-life dating situation that she walks through with Andre. It's a play-by-play in understanding the way a "boy" will show up in a relationship versus a "guy" or a "man." Andre provides a realistic men's and women's perspective and offers guidance on how to address the core values t...

Josephine Baker was a successful entetaininer who redefined what it meant to be a black performer and took on the role of activist during World War II. She had a rough upbringing in Missouri where she was responsible for helping provide for the family by the time she was 8-years-old. Her biological father wasn't in the picture and she didn't have a good relationship with her mother. She ended up g...

Dr. Lisa Smith is a professor, hypnotherapist, author, and advocate who has helped many people for the past 20+ years overcome trauma from PTSD, abuse (physical, sexual & emotional) & other mental health issues. Her mission is to raise awareness  and convince people and parents that young children and teens must learn about grooming and targeting so that, as a community, we can reduce the number o...

Fight, Flight, Fawn...Fornicate... wait, what? Danny addresses all of the ways that humans react to different situations and emotions. Danny is best known for using groundbreaking psychological techniques to help his clients move on from painful past trauma, boost confidence, conquer self-expression, and achieve their dreams. With millions of people failed by traditional talking therapy, Danny wan...

The Homance welcomes special guest, Lisa Jesswein, a close friend and spiritual medium with 30+ years experience. Lisa is a single woman in her 50s and has some real dating doozies. Despite all the weirdness, she remains positive and encourages everyone to harness their intuition when it comes to relationships.  Go to  www.intuitiveyou.net to learn more about the services she offers.  Follow us on...

Nicole went to Austin, Texas with her "traveling twin." They went to wineries with mini horses, donkeys, and llamas. Found themselves in speakeasies that were hidden in parking garages. Watched thousands of bats fly over them. It wouldn't be a homance trip without a running joke. Nicole put fake nails on and they kept falling off everywhere she went. There's probably still random press-on nails ou...

Marilyn Chambers is one of the first porn actresses to become a porn star back in the 70s. She was right along the same timeline as Linda Lovelace. They even share the same ex-husband. Marilyn's story is unqiue because she didn't seek out to do porn films, but due to coincidental timing of her likeness being used by Ivory soap, her first film was a huge success.  Send us Hoes of History suggestion...

Nicole shares a quick story about how 90s R&B legend turned minister, Montell Jordan, ended up in her DMs. Then, she dives into the history of Betty Dodson. Betty was an American sex educator who pioneered a pro-sex feminist movement and was known as an evangelist of self-pleasure who taught generations of women how to masturbate in workshops.  www.dodsonandross.com Suggest a Hoe of History by ema...

Mae West was small, but mighty. Her tiny 5 ft. frame was very voluptious and she wasn't afraid to show it off. She was an American stage and film actress, playwright, screenwriter, singer, and sex symbol whose entertainment career spanned over seven decades. She craved the spotlight and was a natural star. She saved Paramount from going bankrupt and helped skyrocket Cary Grant's career.  "Undernea...

Diana Indries is officially part of the Homance and is co-creator of the award-winning card game for couples, Better Topics! She used her witchy powers to manifest her husband, buy a Jaguar, and help her brother get what he wants out of life too! Diana gave advice to Nicole that she kind of tried, but felt silly when doing it. Thankfully, Diana is back to break down manifestion in understandable,...

Sarah follows through on her own embarassing toilet clogging / poop emergency stories as a carryover from the last episode. In true Homance style, as the stories unfold, there are repressed memories and creep in from the back shadows of our minds. Nicole and Sarah go in the time traveling machine to share as many traumatic poop stories as possible.  This week's Hoe of History lived 100 years, so s...

Nicole experienced some toilet troubles that ended up turning into a hilarious 3-day string of events. A comedy of errors from not knowing the correct plunger to using the Taco Bell bathroom and even the neighbor thinking her dog died.  This week's Hoe of History is a quick one featuring the legend, Lady Godiva. She's an Anglo-Saxon noblewoman known for her naked horseback ride through Coventry ba...

Another oldie, but a goodie! Comedian, Alana Gonzalez, stops by to talk about being a ho on AOL Instant Messanger, getting an absurd dial-up dick pic and nearly escaping death from Dexter's apartment. The 90's, it was a crazy time to be a teenager.  IG: @gonzaleeza Email us at  stories@homancechronicles.com . IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Z...

This is one of our favorite episodes from the early days of the podcast. Friend of the show, Jessica, tells a hilarious story about how she tried to avoid an M.I.P in college. She accidentally mixed edibles, Burnett's vodka and margaritas together and then attempted to get home safely on her own. She ended up with a very expensive cab ride to the wrong location and a quick dip in a pond.  Send us...

Marci Warhaft is back! On this episode, she shares how and when she started to realize that she's a lesbian after years of being married and dating men. Once she accepted that she was romantically attracted to women she was able to reflect and see the signs all along. She's been able to find a new level intimacy, comfortableness, and happiness by redefining who she is at age 50.  Listen to previou...

Sarah tells the very unique story of Tallulah Bankhead . Her life story is so different from the run-of-the-mill that there's been seven biographies about her. Tallulah was a stage actress in London and New York. She created a reputation for herself in both locations because of her over-the-top demeanor and sexual escapades. She had no guilt or shame about her sexual prowess, which surprising beca...

Nicole digs into Roberta Flack's past and uncovers way more than expected. She was saying fuck y'all and doing her own thing since she was a kid. Despite being a black woman living in the south during times of segregation, she managed to go to Howard University at only 15-years-old and teach herself how to play the piano. She continued to go against the grain by marrying a white man and having a c...

Wow, wow, wow! Marci Warhaft was set to have a seemingly normal life at childhood and then shit got real. At the age of 17 her whole world was flipped upside down and it didn't stop doing flips until she let go of fears and shame that were holding her back. Her memoir, "The Good Stripper: A Soccer Mom's Memoir of Lies, Loss and Lap Dances" was published last year. It allowed her to release those n...

Melissa started writing poetry when she was 18, but didn't publish her first book until she was 28. Her collection of poetry is a reflection of someone she used to be and writing it gave her the opportunity for healing and growth. ' Lose Me ' is about overcoming a toxic relationship and the aftermath of the breakup. ' Last Kiss ' is about losing someone and grief. ' A Love Like Ours ' is about fin...

Dr. Leslie Bosch is the founder of Bosch Integrative Wellness and is a National Board Certified Health and Wellness Coach. She helps busy professionals and entrepreneurs minimize the negative effects of stress so they can make a bigger impact without sacrificing their health, well-being, or personal relationships. We talked about everything from feelings of burnout to regret and advice for overcom...

We're bringing the Big Pussy Energy (BPE) this episode with Annie Sprinkle's story. She went from naive massage therapist / accidental sex worker to full-fledged porn star to earning a Ph. D. in human sexuality and doing college lectures. She's the queen of doing what makes you happy no matter what anyone else thinks.  https://anniesprinkle.org/ https://sprinklestephens.ucsc.edu/ Contact us: homan...

Nicole and Sarah take a jog down memory lane to share hoe stories of stage five clingers who wouldn't leave their houses. Then, they're bringing something new this week! Take a trip in a time machine to the 1700's to learn about one of the baddest hoes in history, Catherine the Great, Empress of Russia.  IG: @homance_chronicles FB Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Send us...

Intesar Toufic is a gay Lebanese graduate student living in Japan who does stand-up comedy on international politics and gay Arab shenanigans. He's a self-proclaimed pimp of a multinational phone sex ring featuring notables such as twitter's @OlgaOohh @OlgaOOhh2022 , and others. He's also an author of non-fiction and fiction (including gay erotica) books and essays. Twitter: @ClassyBoomBoom Facebo...

Ana Lennyr experienced pain and depression for most of her life. At the age of 38, she decided to take control of her life and figured out how to heal all of the emotional wounds that were showing up as pain in her body. She takes her own life experience and combines it with being a teacher, psychologist, and anti-depression expert to help teenagers and adults build strong and supportive family re...

Nicole and Sarah have a catch up ho chat. It's an insider look at their conversations when there's no guest and no special topic. Get the latest on their attempts at making healthy choices, reality show binge sessions, and thoughts on the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial.  Let us know if you like this format by sending us a DM or email, or comment on the post.  IG: @homance_chronicles FB Closed G...