The GreenTea Podcast

Is it a boy? Is it a girl? You will have to listen to find out as we share some big news with you guys. Jordan shares her nail salon horror story that just so happened to be her birthday nails, and the girls go extensively into the conversation of living in the present moment while appreciating the little things in life.

You just crossed over into....THE TWILIGHT ZONE! Maria tries to go about her everyday life while being constantly attacked by her ex boyfriends new girl, Jordan keeps seeing the number 6 in multiples of 3's leading up to her birthday, and we play an intense game of trivia to put our friendship to the ultimate test. Come listen in to see who knows who better!

Wooden rollercoasters, Drunk drivers, and Dying maintenance man. Death comes in all shapes and situations and we've been dodging all of them this week. Say a prayer for our safety and give this episode a listen!

Work drama and personal threats. This episode is jam packed with employee drama, people sending threats at us, and upcoming surgeries. It seems that these days everyone is trying to see if they can make it to the pod and yes baby, we do talk about you ;)

Make sure to clear your calendar for Sunday, as you will be needing to attend church after listening to this weeks episode. We welcome Emely to the chair and she comes with nothing less than a kettle full of tea. It gets CRAZY, it gets NASTY and it gets DEEP. Stop by for some fun!!

Are you ready for this weeks Tea? We finally get a new manager and he's put to test of the homeless. Listen to find out if he passed or not! This week gets a little dark as Jordan mentions a few family members she has recently lost and Maria gets diagnosed with Arthritis  

Happy mothers day to all the wonderful mothers out there. Celebrate our mothers with us in this weeks episode and listen while we discuss the Kumbaya moment in the middle of the restaurant, Jordan being able to see and smell the dead, and our hot take on the Bear or Man discussion 

SECURITY SECURITY!! Somebody come get these customers. In this weeks episode we talk about our customers that are getting out of hand. Voldemort is that you??? New fears are unlocked and Jordans secret might be coming out of the bag. Listen to find out more! 

Maria takes a Vacation??? Customers get handsy?? Get a load of this weeks episode to find out how Jordan survived the week and the altercations she had to deal with while Maria was away.

Make sure to be a fly on the wall for this weeks question filled conversation!! Maria and Jordan come up with some compelling questions for each other that neither of them are ready for. Be sure to eavesdrop to find out who our celebrity crushes are and what current challenges we are facing.

Listen this week to find out how Jordan and Maria talk their way out of getting Citations and spending nights in a jail cell. However, dont worry. We might tell these stories light heartedly but we've learned our lessons. 

Knock out challenges, Falling Bridges and Bar Fights. This weeks episode is jam packed with what is going on in both your world and our world.

Unlocking memories from our childhood that would send our parents into a coma. This weeks topics are so spicy we advise you NOT to listen while your crotch goblins are around :) ENJOY!

What sent us to the ER? Listen now to find out. Jordan and Maria talk about some of the moments in their life that resulted in ending up at the hospital or Emergency room

Crawfish season takes on a whole new meaning as the customers get CRAWZY and business keep booming. 

Raise those tea cups and join us as we cheers to the start of crawfish season!! Will we survive the next few months of madness and chaos? 

While some of us are showing up to work intoxicated, others are deciding to put the bottle down. We bet you cant guess who's behind each decision... Tune in to find out!

Catch up on our week with us and listen to us answer questions that our audience is intrigued to know!

Join us Tuesday, February 6th as we say our final goodbyes to Jazzman on the GreenTea. Please however, don't mistake out tears for tears of sadness, for they are not. 

We really did it for the plot this week... Giggle with us through the chaotic week we had filled with the Strip Club, Shifts of hell, and letting go some Employees!

Crash into this weeks episode where we talk about the car accidents we've been in, the tickets we've received and the trauma being behind the wheel has brought us.

we DARE you to come and take a listen to some of our wild times with Mary Jane herself and a sprinkle of holy water. Amen

We've officially entered a new year, however we're still dealing with the same BS. Come listen to us laugh through the pain as we tell you whats been pushing us over the edge with our work life and personal life!

Happy New Year!! Pop those bottles while we tell you our goals for the new year and recap on some of the good and bad of 2023. Please also get your life jackets on as we dive straight into the conversation of death and discuss our views on the topic and some of the tragic deaths we've experienced in our lives. 

Ho Ho Ho! Do you hear that? Its your two favorite ho's wishing you a majestic Christmas. Sit down by the fire while we talk about the magic of Christmas and how its important to keep the spirt alive for the naughty and the nice ;)