The Good MILF

Trigger warning: This episode contains discussion around BDSM, fetish porn, sexual acts, consent, and other topics surrounding sex.  Crista’s first monologue. She goes over the BDSM-centered historical origins of Valentine’s Day, discusses expectations and boundaries, and talks about why she would be the perfect dominatrix. The episode is short and sweet, but jam-packed. Get ready for today’s less...

Listen to Part 2 as Shane and Crista discuss what they had to do to break the toxic cycle of learned behavior, their real life recovery process from those relationships, how they self-care, how they gratitude, and then hear about Shane's epic first time at Pride in Virginia Beach!!

It doesn't matter if you are male, female, or non-binary; we've all been the stupid fucking bitch.  You know what I'm talking about... we see the red flags waving in our faces, but we skip on by like we're headed to the next roller coaster ride. Figuratively AND literally.  The constant ups and downs are not cool, and we share our experiences and bring in examples of red flags and gaslig...

Jason Wood is a girl dad, U.S. Army combat veteran, former collegiate athlete, Beast (his daughter and he dressed as Beauty and the Beast for a Father-Daughter Dance *swoon), smart, professional endurance athlete, and hopeful #1 draft pick for a tinder match's gang bang.  He sits down with The Good MILFs and tells us his journey from couch potato to a world record attempt on Mt. Kilimanjaro.....

Remember in Episode 2, Crista talked about her best friend, the drug trafficker... haha..the one that got arrested with 29 lbs of pot, you know, the one that went to jail in Chicago.  Well, Jenn zoomed in and had some things to say.....

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!  Crista and Theana talk about their Christmas trip back to SoFlo and what they have planned for the new year.  Time to get a little serious as they tell us about their relationship attachment styles, their upbringing, the kind of parents they are, and how the military has shaped who they are as adults.  Don't worry in true Good MILF fashion they will make you laug...

In this week's episode, Crista and Theana are joined by Carlos Spicy Weiner.  There's a statistic somewhere that states that about 9% of Americans have been to a sex party, i.e. a group gathering at which sexual activity takes place.  *Not necessarily an orgy, but orgies may happen.  The MILFs and everyone's favorite dad talk to Brooklynn about her experiences in this taboo and secretive group.

What happens when an Asian overachiever, a Cubana mami, and a Jewish princess enter the chat?? Listen to a small part of our collab with one of our favorite podcasts, Girl Interrupter, hosted by Shayna Amster.  Also, the Good MILFs have to take an emergency trip to Key West.  Hear Crista talk shit about South Floridian drivers, Theana defend her "defensive" driving skills, and the MILF's innate ab...

Theana tells us about the ruination of Papi, Crista discusses leaving her daughter with a good ex-con, the MILF's play The Question Game, and they introduce a new segment titled Dick Pic First Impressions.  Enjoy!!!

On this episode of The Good MILF Crista tells us about getting reprimanded by Uber and how the Farmer lost it over her being pro-mask. The girls tell us about dating military guys and what the term Frog Hog means.  Enjoy!!!  

Crista and Theana are all over the place this week.  A little Sunday Funday action and learn about the Jackie Special.  Theana explains the difference between a twin flame and a soulmate.  Crista explains 6 Degrees of Separation and her connections to Ted Bundy.  

Theana tells us why she decided to clear the roster and her disdain for the dating apps.  Crista tells us about her favorite Hinge date with a self-proclaimed conditionally non-monogamous heteroflexible guy who lives in a bus.