The God Show

Join God, Jesus and Santa for another rollicking live episode recorded on twitch.tv/thegodpod. First, God delivers the TOP TEN SLOGANS FOR ATHEISTS!  Jeopardy contestant heathens can't answer a simple question, satanic products at Hobby Lobby lead to boycott, and Megan Fox accused of witchcraft by a huge weirdo. Also, cracker barrel has fallen! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% of...

Mary Mags returns to rejoice in the rewards of the wicked with God, discuss Trump's indictment, hope boners, Pat Robertson still being dead, and conservatives' Top Ten Whataboutism Defenses Of Trump. Join God and Mary as they struggle to watch Fox News together. They discuss a Russian global cyber attack, Dems and anti-trumpers uniting, and polls for the presidential race in 2024. Mary gets nothin...

The Holy Trinity hosts another live twitch.tv/thegodpod episode to discuss the Reddit strike, the Tony Awards, and the Top Ten Places Trump Will Flee To. On 'World New,' Bill Barr says Trump is toast, a jackass says "what?" and Trump is cool with espionage and big dumps, botox-ed Guilfoyle defends Trump, Jeanine gaslights, and Trump doubles down on hate. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if Jesus had...

Satan and God celebrate the Pride Month miracle of the passing of Pat Robertson, answer questions from Twitch Chatters, and read the Top Ten Hobbies of Satan in His Free Time. On 'Ask Satan,' you'll discover what Pat Robertson's first day in Hell was like, if Satan likes country music, what happens to evangelicals when they wake up in Hell, if Satan was present during Ron DeSadness' Twitter launch...

God, Jesus, and Santa go live on twitch.tv/thegodpod to answer questions from followers, and read the Top Ten Ways Republicans Respond When Asked To Define 'Woke.' On 'World News,' DeSantis, disgusted by empathy and common decency, declares war on the woke mind virus, Nikki Haley auditions to be Trump's vice president on Tapper, Mike "Euphemism" Pence rode and roasted on the ride and digs deep fro...

Mary Mags joins God to discuss what's missing from sci-fi and the brazy 'Top 10 Corporate Slogans For Gay Pride Month!' On 'World News,' Trump too dumb to know everyone is recording him and could face charges under the Espionage Act, AOC calls out Elon Musk for fingering Turkey's elections, Twitter claims their dog ate EU disinformation code, Twitter now worth less than a used free bookshelf on Cr...

The Holy Trinity unites on this live Twitch episode to discuss overeating at Six Flags, Joey Mandarino's stupid tweet, the Succession finale, God's new baby and the 'Top Ten Things Right Wingers Will Boycott Next.' On 'World News,' no one remembers if DeSantis launched a run for the White House because they were too busy watching AOC play games online, Biden laughs at the idea of pardoning Trump,...

TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Drama! Betrayal! Penis Jokes! Judas joins Jesus and God to clear his name and reveal the 'Top Ten Awkward Moments at the Last Supper!' God and Jesus roast Judas on 'Interrogate Judas McTraitorface,' where you'll finally discover if Judas considered opening a bakery, if he's frugal, will he ever write that self-help book, what happened to his dream to open a salon, will he bec...

On the next God Pod: Jesus, Santa, and God record live on https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod on a Merry Monday to read comments and answer viewer questions, talk about Pride month, and learn the 'Top Ten Funny Games For God To Play On Twitch.' Watch the replay on https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod ! And make sure to follow us there! On 'World News,' Gavin Newsom wants to make a naughty list of textbook companie...

On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags joins God to discuss the 'Top Ten Things Conservatives Think Make You Gay (But Actually Don't.') On 'World News,' Latinos realize Republican states aren't Good Samaritans, out of state ID's for immigrants not accepted in Florida and Texas, truckers strike against Ron DeSantis, Florida teacher policed for playing Disney movie with gay character, Disney pull...

On this episode of the God Pod: The Holy Trinity with 4th wheel, Santa Claus, workshops new material. You'll discover the top 10 things that are more real than God on the 'Top 10 Things More Real Than God.' On 'The Stupid GD News.' faith leaders finally speaking out against toxic Christian Nationalists, Dems are getting scared of Trump, Texas wants to train third-graders to become war medics, loca...

On this episode of the God Pod: God and Satan interview special guest Nandini Jammi from CheckMyAds.org, an independent watchdog institute taking on 'The Misinformation Crusades' and its leader Tucker Carlson.  You'll find out who the top blasphemers are on 'The Top Ten List of Celebrities Who Think They're More Important Than God.' On 'World News,' Donald Trump was found guilty of sexually abusin...

On this episode of the God Pod: Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and Santa discuss totes, reefer humor, read a review from TurdNoodle, and sing tunes from 'The Band.'  On 'Top Ten Most Absurd Bible Stories You Never Learned in Sunday School,' you'll learn about David and the Giant Space Octopus, Noah and the time-traveling dinosaur, Moses and the Burning Bush that Sang Show Tunes, Job's epic battle against...

On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags, with God as her copilot, read a four-star review and count down the top 10 most memorable moments from Charles' coronation on 'God's Top Ten List.' On 'Human News,' Trump throws a tantrum over Biden skipping coronation, Texas weatherman threatens kids with a gun, theocrat Rep Tim Burchett blames lack of Jesus for mass shootings, 61% of Americans want to b...

Jesus and Santa join God to celebrate Short King of Kings Spring, pontificate about Peter Cottontail, read a review, and talk to Sylvia from Santa's Village.  You'll discover if you're an atheist on 'Top Ten Signs You're An Atheist.' On 'World News,' the Church of England celebrates Jesus's singlehood, 400+ laid off Burger King workers offered jobs with a cannabis company, TikToker sad her scheme...

On this episode of the God Pod: Satan joins God to discuss the male G Spot, phat beats, party gossip, SatanCon, and Molly.  Churchgoers learn how to hook up on 'Top Ten Pick Up Lines To Use At Church.' On 'World News,' you'll learn some Tucker Carlson jokes, who to thank for Tucker losing his job, Tucker's highly offensive messages, gym talk, social media news, Twitter's fake racist Disney Junior...

On the next God Pod: The prodigal son returns from Hawaii to join the Holy Ghost and God to laugh at Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon getting fired.   On the 'Top Ten List,' you'll discover the top ten ways to know God doesn't exist. On 'World News,' Elmo gets attacked on Twitter, fascist Missouri trans 'snitch form' brought down like the walls of Jericho with 'Bee Movie' script trolling. On 'Heaven N...

On 'God's Top Ten List,' you'll learn all the best excuses to use when you want to skip church on Sunday and work-life balance. Mary Mags joins God to discuss a lovely review about Mary from a new abortion clinic escort.  On 'Human News,' Elon Musk's rocket's "rapid unscheduled disassembly" inspires jokes and memes, the Sneetches Twitter analogy, Christians demand Tennessee Republican's resignatio...

It's the God Pod 420 Special! God and cohosts Santa and the Holy Spirit hitch their wagon to a blunt and tell weed jokes, discuss career goals, the chronic, baked goods, and read Chat GPT 'Onion' style headlines about God, Santa, and the Holy Spirit.  On 'The GD News,' the Satanic temple starts a charter school, God sings his weed song, Carl Sagan's 'Pale Blue Dot' bumps the bible for new NASA dir...

Satan joins God to judge the end of days, discuss feelings, dog memories, SatanCon, belief struggles, and (wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle) the Bango Bango convention.  On 'Ask Satan,' you'll kinda learn what the devil's backbone sex position is, which actor has portrayed Satan best, the cost of Steve Seagal's soul, and whether or not you can 'put hands' on Ronald Reagan in hell. On 'The GD News,' the...

Santa and The Holy Spirit join God to form an unholy trinity and talk about the out-of-touch Republican zealots trying to ban the Mifepristone abortion pill, crooked Clarence Thomas taking luxury trip bribes, tragic Hansen stories, Jesus impressions, review Chat GPT ideas, and the Holy Spirit introduces her ASMR.  On 'Ask God,' you'll discover why Hermie sounds like Torgo, if God can inspire human...

On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags joins God to smite the agents of fascism and discuss the right losing their minds when a trans woman becomes the face of Bud Light, Popeyes' Cop City entanglement, trigger-happy Kid Rock, Eve6 trolling has-been Travis Tritt, J.K. Rowling's profits tanking, the ongoing power struggle between good and evil, getting plugged into the community, deprogramming t...

It's the God Pod Easter Special! Santa, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit join God to discuss Republicans losing their minds as the "Chosen One" gets indicted, Santa lurking in the discord, the Easter Spirit, TikTok, lip balm, why 2/3rds of the trinity hasn't seen 'The Sopranos,' crucifixion spoilers, Jesus's post-Easter mental health retreat, 420, Santa reads his poem' Twas the night before Easter,' and...

God and Satan interview media ambassadors Dex and Chalice from The Satanic Temple to clear up misconceptions and discuss SatanCon, devil worship, their mission, personal freedoms, protecting children, theocratic changing rules, the Baphomet statue, the seven tenants vs. the ten commandments, activism, Samuel Alito's Mom's Satanic Abortion Clinic, on becoming a recognized religion by the US governm...

On this episode of the God Pod: God and cohosts Jesus and the Holy Spirit, jump right into it with top news concerning conservative's hypocrisy over banning books, but not the Bible, which is filled with horrible traumatizing stories.  On the 'GD News,' the Holy Trinity reports on the fake image of the pope's drippin' puffer coat, scary photorealistic AI, boner pills, a Christian lawmaker who is "...