The Girls Bathroom

Spooky season has well and truly arrived here at TGB HQ! We highly recommend you watch this week's episode if you can! Please do not be alarmed, we have not been hijacked. To celebrate the start of spooky season we have transformed into our elderly alter egos, Brian and Doris! We find out your ghosting disasters in question of the week and a Sarah from last Halloween gives us a jaw-dropping update...

We’re back with an X-RATED episode! What’s the most unsexy song that’s ever come on during the deed? Because honestly, we need answers from whoever said Frosty the Snowman and Cotton Eye Joe — HOW did we get here?! We’ve also got a dilemma that has us asking, “Wait… do all men do this? Plus, an update (you know we live for the updates) Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.pa...

We’re back in the TGB HQ trying desperately to understand a love letter and one of our Sarahs finds out her Brian has been living a double life, and yes - we hear the classic line… “We were on a break!”  But don’t panic, because our faith in Brians everywhere is saved by one heroic Star of the Week! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom...

Good Wednesday to all Sarahs, Brians, and mysterious listeners far and wide! This week we’re sniffing out the truth: what’s the weirdest smell you secretly love? Cinzia’s all about the perm-solution scent, Sophia can’t resist a whiff of petrol, and honestly, some of you admitted to even stranger smells. Meanwhile, Blueberry can't keep still, and one Sarah somehow managed to accidentally share her...

It’s the best day of the week — not only do you have a brand new episode to listen to, but there’s also a very important live show announcement! Our Sarahs are really going through it: falling in love with sneaky links, finding strippers in Brian’s phone, and dealing with slow movements in the bedroom… it’s all a bit too much! Faith is restored in Star of The Week with a gorgeous love story f...

Alrighty roooo, we’re back in The Girls Bathroom, asking you what nicknames you’ve given your boss! What would you do if Sarah’s dying wish was to sleep with your Brian… YOLO or not so YOLO?! And finally, we’ve got a  Star of the Week  who actually listened to some top-notch advice from Sophia’s Brian’s tips! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirl...

It’s that time again—when we tackle your spiciest X-RATED dilemmas. Padmé, Shrek, Conrad and Belly, even a squirrel…who would  you  dress up as for a little role-play with your other half? One of our Sarahs finds herself in an extremely shitty situation, while another just wants things to last a little longer! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGir...

Happiest of Wednesdays girlies! This week’s  question of the week  is:  What’s the worst thing you’ve borrowed without someone knowing?  A shocking number of you need to replace your razors and toothbrushes immediately. We’ve got one Sarah who’s fallen in love with Steve the fire-breather, and a real-life HR Sarah giving us all the tea on how to file an official grievance. Join...

Happy Wednesday our dearest listeners!!!! Autumn is fast approaching and we need Halloween ideas for little miss Blueberry. This week we asked you what's the most chaotic drunk text you've ever received... safe to say some of them were incredibly chaotic. One of our Sarah's fears she may be morphing into her Brian's ex...and another Sarah investigates the mystery of her missing vibrator! Join us o...

It’s Wednesdayyy, and Cinzia is celebrating the arrival of her first child, Blueberry Baylis! This week’s question reveals your unexpected childhood crush… and honestly, Tigger is kind of a zaddy, and we are so here for it. One of our Sarahs writes in as she experiences her lesbian awakening, while another admits she’s experiencing  zero  fanny flutters. And of course, we can’t forg...

Happy Wednesday everyone!!! We're asking about your holiday disaster stories in today's Question of the Week. Sticking on the holiday theme, there's one Sarah who's been shocked when an invite for a girls trip didn't come her way, another who doesn't know whether or not to tell her friend she's about to be engaged and a bridesmaid who's already pushed the bride too far only a week after being aske...

Does it get much more x-rated than us asking you for the weirdest place you've had sex? Well we're also finding out whether one Brian's fetish has gone too far, another with a sensitive penis and there's a runner who gets far too hot and bothered in the bedroom. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia &amp...

A VERY special episode this week as Sophia shares her engagement story!!! We're celebrating in textbook Girls Bathroom style, exchanging gifts and sharing Brian's Top Tips for a flawless engagement! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Gir...

Dearest gentle reader, practice your best Voldemort impression and ask 'Can THE Doctor see me now?' We're exploring icky hobbies and have one final update from an indecisive Sarah. A Brian enters the bathroom for advice and another is threatened by his partner's social life. We're also saying 'Hallo!' and 'Wie geht's?' to a deutsche Brian while another is ignoring every boundary in the book! Final...

The word of the week is 'freakazoid' and we're asking you to share your most iconic girl code moments. We're revisiting 'question of the week' from episodes gone by and finding out what happens when you're on the receiving end of a warning message. We've got besties sharing a therapist, a new friend who's feeling under appreciated (or maybe she wants more?) and a Samantha who has overstepped big t...

Helloooo Wednesday and hello Zac Efron specifically. We're sharing icky fashion mistakes, asking why men love to show the world their boxers, and informing you all of the Facebook phenomenon 'Are we dating the same guy?' We have a Brian who's more than camera shy and a Sarah who's tired of giving ultimatums... Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom...

The sun's (kinda) still out so we're serving exposed foot and asking when you decided to cut ties with a friend. Cinzia's discovered a blast from the past and we've got a twin who's claiming to have broken every code in the book. Single Sarah is feeling abandoned, while Brian is seeking Spanish Brians. Finally, we're thinking up baby names, delivering another Star of the Week and declaring this th...

It's Wednesday so that means it's time to slide in to a FitFlop and think about your GSCE maths homework. We're sharing not so humblebrags and an unfaithful Sarah has quite the story to share! We have a mum who's delivering unwanted information about her daughter's beau, and a Susan who agrees she isn't to be trusted... Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGir...

It's Wednesdaaaay!! We're travelling down memory lane to find inspiration for this week's Question of the Week and asking 'Why don't I have a pink sparkly Lamborghini?' Elsewhere we have a Sarah who's living under surveillance, a Brian who doesn't know his Helens from his Hannahs (or does he?) and a mum and dad who want to make their connection the real deal... Join us on Patreon for an extra ep e...

We're back back back again with another X-RATED episode!!! We're finding out the not so constructive criticism you've had bestowed upon you and discovering how a baby and a dog have made their way into one listener's bedroom. We've got a boyfriend who's a little tentative around his partner's privates and a Brian who's hygiene is leaving a mark. Elsewhere Sarah is struggling with a very, ahem, gen...

Merry Wednesday to all!! Cinzia has quite the story about her time in the salon, and we're taking 'babes' mainstream. We're saying 'Bon chance!' to their new partners and are SHOCKED at Brian's quick turnaround from first date to wifed up. We're asking if we should move cities for our boyfriend's ex and wondering why everything goes south after a couple of Aperols... Join us on Patreon for an extr...

Happy Wednesday!!! We're reminiscing about iconic British TV, wondering if we should establish a staff uniform and asking if you've ever been caught stalking someone's socials? We've got a Sarah who feels like she's being watched and a sister who can't stop competing. We're also party planning for some Canadian hens in London and creating a holiday itinerary for a solo Susan. Join us on Patreon fo...

Woohooo! It's the big three-zero-zero, and we've got the balloons to prove it!! We're investigating the content of your partner's notes app, submitting our premier league predictions and getting an all important update from our utterly remorseful Susan. We have a Sarah who doesn't know what to do about her boyfriend's boyfriend, and we're all hoping we can take this BIG secret to the grave... Join...

Welcome to a very special X-rated Girls Bathroom podcast episode!! We've asked you to send in some of your steamiest dilemmas, and boy have you delivered! We're discovering what unusual items have made their way into the bedroom and what advice Zac Efron may or may not have bestowed upon us. We have a Sarah asking if she should share her new found dominatrix adventures with her friends, a Susan wh...

Congratulations, it's Wednesday! We're introducing a new segment and seeing if you can tell your Aristotles from your Alexander-Arnolds. We're asking for stories of outfits which failed to slay, and our long suffering new mother gives us the third and final update on her godparent drama. Elsewhere we have a lonely Sarah wondering if she might be the problem, and we're asking if Susan is trying to...