The Get Up Show Podcast

The newest pizzeria craze involves a guy's trunk 10.08.2026 1:37 ↓

Enjoy my car pizza!

That watch tan line is way worse than you'd think 10.08.2026 1:32 ↓

That sweet tan line? Nope, it's just your skin rotting away... good times.

Obviously this hotel party needs a tub full of potatoes 10.08.2026 1:14 ↓

I'd love to know what the end game was for the potatoes

You sure you actually got a 50 count of nuggets? 07.08.2026 1:24 ↓

Better be sure to dump them out and count each one to make sure you got the right amount.

How many inches in height would you give up for cash? 07.08.2026 1:32 ↓

Personally I'm going to be filthy rich and three apples high

Just your neighborhood door to door prescription drug collector here 07.08.2026 1:38 ↓

Yes, this is totally legit. Now please put your drugs in my pillowcase

Ever wonder why flight attendants greet you as you enter the plane? 07.08.2026 1:23 ↓

They're just making sure you're not going to be a problem

Hey! This bottle of Jack Daniel's is really a dog toy 06.08.2026 1:38 ↓

How did I not know the difference?!

Another toy item that I've destroyed in my past that's worth money now 06.08.2026 0:55 ↓

Sigh... can someone invent time travel so I can stop younger me from wasting all that cash

Can you put metal in the microwave? 06.08.2026 1:38 ↓

Why are they telling us there's some times when you can?

Two words for the greatest house name ever... 05.08.2026 1:29 ↓

Chunky... Muffins...

Couple kicked out of Ikea for "trying" out beds 05.08.2026 1:39 ↓

I mean you need to know if it's comfortable in ALL situations

No more Roombas? 05.08.2026 1:41 ↓

I'm less worried about the Roomba and the pool cleaning bot... keep that robot lawn mower away from me though

Missing your old class ring? 05.08.2026 1:38 ↓

This guy is the king of finding them

Police bust drug house full of snakes 05.08.2026 1:42 ↓

Surprisingly... not Florida

Kids today don't have to experience struggles like these 04.08.2026 1:46 ↓

They all should get to experience the joy of trying to use the phone when someone is dialed into the internet

Do you want your loved one's stuff? 04.08.2026 1:42 ↓

A lot of people are saying no thanks

Space junk is going to hit the moon 04.08.2026 1:38 ↓

In other news, I need to go move my car just in case

Some people REALLY don't like those Flock cameras 04.08.2026 1:26 ↓

Appreciate the passive aggressive nature of the last dude

From subtle to very blunt, here's some great food truck names 03.08.2026 1:30 ↓

Some of these are WILD!

Your robot cleaner thinks it can handle the job 03.08.2026 1:30 ↓

Truth be told, we're not sure it can do anything

Not sure if "pie in the face" counts as a team building exercise 03.08.2026 1:38 ↓

I guess it depends on the pie?

Enjoy your new home... and your room mate 03.08.2026 1:44 ↓

We've left all the appliances for you... also there's a woman living here already

Sure you've got loud neighbors but these have to be the loudest 03.08.2026 1:17 ↓

Nothing says peace and quiet like having Universal Studios in your backyard

We settle the age old debate about the Kool Aid Man 31.07.2026 1:33 ↓

Is he the drink or is he the pitcher... the answer will be revealed!