The Friday Mailbag

Eden, Mo, Emily, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ What country is the best at swearing? Is Erewhon egregiously including erroneous adjectives? An extended dill or no dill to get us prepped for christmas. Patreon Exclusive: The oldest piece of clothing you own COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Heated Rivalry is too steamy to watch in public. A comprehensive examination of useful kitchen gadgets. What is the least interesting Spotify Wrapped style recap? Patreon Exclusive: Self-Cleaning Showers & Speed Bumps COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Emily, Mo, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ How complicated is it to move into a new apartment in SF vs LA? The existence of Yellowstone frozen dinners lets us imagine what tv show or movie branded foods we would want to buy. What Cinephobe character would you want at your Thanksgiving? Patreon Exclusive: Big Trampolines a...

Eden, Mo, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We stake our claim as the premiere Security Deposit podcast while Zach is busy watching two Ukrainian guys move his stuff. Would you sleep with a cop to get your friend out of jail? Ham cocktails, nacho cheese on your pie and restaurants performing cultural appropriation. Patreon Exclu...

Eden, Mo, Emily, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Stunningly, Zach is frustrated by something in a new segment called ‘You Know What’s Bullshit?’ During our long hiatus, we piled up a preponderance of Dill or No Dill scenarios to review. Do you leave butter out? Do you wait for your oven to preheat? Patreon Exclusive: Secre...

Eden, Mo, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Stop me if you've heard this before: Zach got pissed off at the coffee shop. What is the dream restaurant you would open if money was no object? What kitchen item would you say you are in a job interview? Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...

Katie, Mo, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Customer support gaslighting. Love is Blind musings. We text 'Hola Cindy' to a random phone contact. What is the worst A-List celebrity look-a-like? Patreon Exclusive: Movie sequels we wish existed COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Mayes updates the neighborhood chronicles with a plumbing revelation from a massage parlor. Eden's fantasy basketball strategies. Leonardo DiCaprio - acts great or great actor? Patreon Exclusive: Do you dream of dinosaurs? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach longs for the days of the Sussman era and getting scammed. Anything goes at the airport. Biscuit rankings. Self checkout protocol. Where would you put a third arm? Patreon Exclusive: New Major Sports + Sandwich Breads COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠htt...

Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Do you feel more qualified than some of your friends for their jobs? If basketball was invented tomorrow, would it become popular? Why does Paul Boehl only have one pair of underwear? All those questions answered, and so much more. Patreon Exclusive: We start our post-apocalyptic cults COUNT...

Eden, Mo, Colin and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We develop and cast the Pablo Torre mini series, fast tracking it for a prestige Emmy run next summer. Who would be the most fashionable animal? Is a pickle cooked? How early do you arrive for an important video call meeting? Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check...

Eden, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paul Boehl presents a truly horrifying piece of evidence that calls into question how sparsely you can fulfill the requirements of a definition. Zach's on the road and wants to know how the gang feels about rest stops. What witchy/wizarding powers would you like to have and what would be your...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ The crew is divided on the status of Scar's alleged 'murder' of Mufasa. What supernatural being would you be? What would be on your green room rider? Plus, a much needed deep dive on butter pumps. Patreon Exclusive: Brand Name vs Generic Products COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out h...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach starts opening packs of NBA trading cards and refuses to stop. We rank uncomfortable places to sleep and reveal our ideal supervillain lair locations. Do dogs have accents? How do you feel about olives? Patreon Exclusive: Iowa & Minnesota State Fair Food Dill or No Dill COUNT THE DINGS MERCH ST...

Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ From the creators of Dill or No Dill, it's the Game Show sensation that's sweeping the nation: NAME... THAT... BITCH! The definitive Chain Restaurant power rankings. Mo is stuck in bureaucracy hell BEFORE even making it to the DMV. Patreon Exclusive: What is the most average movie? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Mo beats Eden to the livestream and immediately abdicates his newfound crown. Zach joins a few butter martinis deep with public park conundrum. Most dangerous animal encounters & preferred magic spell casting technique. Patreon Exclusive: The William Hung of Basketball & Smuggling a Chimpanzee COUNT THE...

Eden, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Mayes is living in the year 2008 again after seeing Girltalk perform. We select our preferred Panda Mart fragrances for men and women. Zach has been over served Pedro Pascal content and takes a stand. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMER...

Eden, Katie, Mo, Mayes and Papa Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Live tech support as Papa Mayes connects his new airpod maxes. Would you rather call off your fully paid for wedding or get divorced in less than a year? The definitive mailbag pizza style rankings. Patreon Exclusive: Rank the mailbag beefs and McDonalds breads/meats COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Chec...

Eden, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lightning hit the Gas Plant, so we're podding shorthanded today. The Bear has been renewed for Season 5, and we must once again investigate TV shows that insist on sticking around for too long. First celebrity crushes, choosing three fingers to lose to fireworks and a terrifying stuffed crust pizza from Australia. P...

Eden, Zach, Mo and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ballers, Playmakers & Sleep Scores Zach returns with another edition of Coffee Shop Chronicles Does a warrant work for a vampire cop? What is acceptable food to eat while driving? Patreon Exclusive: French Fries & Honey I Shrunk My Pet COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes and Papa Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Papa Mayes joins from his summer vacation to break down meeting Zach and Eden in person, and provide his insight on his son's wedding. Best Mods to a BLT. Which world quadrant has the best food? What happened to commercial jingles? Patreon Exclusive: Was TV better before streaming & Greek Gods? CO...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ A discussion about AI leads to a quick Mountainhead review, which seamlessly transitions into talking about Mo's dad's pantry. Do you think your favorite movie or tv show has already been made? Dill or No Dill on collectible popcorn buckets. Patreon Exclusive: Embarrassing purchases & Dave the Diver COUNT THE D...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠ After a prolonged back and forth, Mayes prys a dad joke from Papa Mayes. We investigate everyone's stripper name and whether they would get along with their clone. Parallel parking, too many tacos and putting in effort on the first date. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it...

Eden, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠ Eden returns from Taiwan with a startling Bubble Tea development. Would have you have a pre first date video chat? Would you rather be on Wipe Out, American Ninja Warrior, American Gladiators or Most Extreme Elimination Challenge? Patreon Exclusive: Favorite Cover Song + Replacing Your Voice COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE...

Zach, Katie, Emily & Mayes ⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠ Taking a break from our obsessions with Karen Read and Captain Jeff Productions to get together and answer some pressing listener questions. How do you feel about Mother's Day posts for pet parents? Ranking squash, zucchini, eggplant and cucumber to find the best hog shaped vegetable. Would you ever buy an extra ticket fo...