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Smart infants like Hobo Baby shop at Mak V Children's Boutique. If you're a smart baby or the parent of one, you should, too. 

Our capstone to Season 4 is a turgid tubesteak of mirth ready to shove down your comedy-hungry ear gullet. Over 27 minutes of toothsome merriment. Please subscribe and give us a positive review (not like the Yelp review you left for that poor mom and pop diner. They're out of business now, hope you're happy.)

Due to popular condemnation, we've decided to line this instantly-infamous sketch up with the liturgical calendar. Perhaps we'll make this an annual event, like Edward G. Robinson smoking unfiltered Camels in  The Ten Commandments . Voices by David Pasquesi, Barry Burdiak, Andrés du Bouchet, Andy Bobrow, Dennis Ryan, Dave Gerbosi, Meg Ruddy, and Bob Merlotti.  Mix and music by Dave Gerbosi. 

Vegas has Roman-themed casinos, French-themed casinos, and the most populous culture, Douchebag-themed casinos. But until now, there's never been a casino that shows gamblers how casinos eke out a living. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés du Bouchet, Kathy Nagler, Meg Ruddy, Dennis Ryan, Barry Burdiak, Dave Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti.  Mix and music by Dave Gerbosi.

Hollywood elites are just like you and me, except far better looking and with NFT  Bored Ape Yacht Club  money. Now, for the first time, hear for yourself what lovely people they are when the cameras are off. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés du Bouchet, Helen O'Brien, Meg Ruddy, and Dave Gerbosi.  Mix and music by Dave Gerbosi. 

Foreign correspondents are invaluable, bringing us news from dangerous locales at great personal risk. It's vital they take every precautionary measure possible to stay safe--in fact, we encourage them to really get creative with it.  Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Meg Ruddy, and Chris Cady.  Mix and music by Dave Gerbosi. 

The events leading up to Easter Sunday have been studied by biblical scholars for centuries. But what happened immediately after? "Let he, she, or they who have ears hear." (Matthew Podcast 11:15).  Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Barry Burdiak, Andrés du Bouchet, Andy Bobrow, Dennis Ryan, Dave Gerbosi, Meg Ruddy, and Bob Merlotti.  Mix and music by Dave Gerbosi. 

It's awards season here in Hollywood, which means not only interminable, self-aggrandizing speeches, but also dragging older legends up on stage for young, attractive people to applaud for not being dead yet.  Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés du Bouchet, Meg Ruddy, Barry Burdiak, and Helen O'Brien.  Mix and music by Dave Gerbosi. 

We don't normally promote other podcasts, but we're making an exception this week because we're unabashed blues aficionados, and want to help this singularly-talented artist gain new fans.   Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andy Bobrow and Shannon Bobo, Music by Dave Gerbosi. And introducing vocalist Felix "Polecat" Johnson, as himself. 

If 13 croissants comprises a "baker's dozen," then an asshole baker would give you 11 stale cronuts. Enjoy our 11th installment of your favorite sketches stitched together. Twenty-eight minutes of back-to-back laughs (if the backs are socially distancing). Remember to subscribe, give us a 5-star rating, and send it to your friends who are most likely to download malware. 

In this impersonal era, where patients are reduced to numbers, it's heartening to find a pharmacy that still approaches health care the old-fashioned way.  Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, Katherine Pryor, and Chris Cady,  Music and mix by Dave Gerbosi. 

Holding down several jobs, yet still struggling to make ends meet? Now you can fill your rapidly dwindling free time with positive cash flow!   Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Andrés duBouchet, Andy Bobrow, Barry Burdiak, Chris Cady, Dennis Ryan, Katherine Pryor, Dave Gerbosi, Bob Merlotti, and Tikki Simons. Music and mix by Dave Gerbosi. 

Who rides the rails in a car seat and uses a discarded spray paint can as a rattle? Our precocious new character, Hobo Baby. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, Barry Burdiak, Dave Gerbosi, Dennis Ryan, and Patches, the Mangy Coyote. Music and Mix by Dave Gerbosi. 

Our cherished friends seem to be dropping like flies. But instead of going, "Yuck, a dead fly," we're sad. The least we can do is send them off properly.  Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, David Pasquesi, Chris Cady, Kathy Nagler, and Dave Gerbosi. Mix by Dave Gerbosi. 

The Ghost of Christmas Buzzkill is back with his signature blend of dystopian potpourri. He may be an independent, but he caucuses with the Grinches.  Written by Bob Merlotti. Voice by David Pasquesi. Sound design and mix by David Gerbosi. 

Tenacious journalist. Insightful interviewer. Who else but Katie could coax a famously reclusive subject out of its denim lair? Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Kathy Nagler, Helen O'Brien. and Dennis Ryan. Music, sound design, and mix by David Gerbosi. 

Hey, procrastinators! Black Friday's coming up, and we're giving you the opportunity to do all of your sketch shopping without having to throw a single punch at an elderly Best Buy shopper. Over twenty minutes of the sharpest-elbowed comedy available, just in time for the Krampus holiday season. So subscribe, and pass it around like a gravy boat to family members you're still on speaking terms wit...

There can't possibly be yet another "plus" streaming service, can there? Yes there is, and you're going to fucking make room for it. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Barry Burdiak, Katherine Pryor, David Gerbosi and Kathy Nagler. Music, sound design, and mix by David Gerbosi. 

A lost Beatles song. An unearthed Rembrandt. Absolute trash compared to a recently discovered film by our greatest American filmmaker. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés DuBouchet, Andy Bobrow, Dennis Ryan, Kathryn Pryor, Chris Cady, Dave Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti. Music, sound design, and mix by David Gerbosi. 

Excited about the new Bond movie? We have good news and bad news. It's here, but the most exotic locale is Des Moines.  Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Kathy Nagler, Andy Bobrow, Andrés DuBouchet, Meg Ruddy, Dave Gerbosi, and Dennis Ryan. Sound design and mix by David Gerbosi. 

Ha! Don't be a silly goose, democracy isn't in peril!  It has at least another four or five months!  Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Andy Bobrow, Meg Ruddy, Dave Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti. Music, sound design, and mix by David Gerbosi. 

College football is here again, with its school spirit, pageantry, and traditions. Haunting, troubling traditions.  Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Andrés duBouchet, and Bob Merlotti. Special appearance by Ross Barnett as "himself." Music, sound design, and mix by David Gerbosi. 

We normally drop sketches one at a time. But every now and again, we gather them like a bunch of wild comedy flowers and make a sonorous bouquet that will give you violent seasonal laughing allergies. So if you've been procrastinating, you're about to be rewarded for your lazy listening habits. Six pollen-rich sketches in a row. Hit that "subscribe" button and write us a nice review after you clea...

Tarantino's not the only one who gets to futz with history. In your heart, you know this candidate would take Ohio. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, Chris Cady, Meg Ruddy, Dave Gerbosi, and Dennis Ryan. Mix by David Gerbosi. 

If you've been yearning for us to cram 10 pounds of comedy into a 5 pound laugh sack, this is your lucky podsnack day. Introducing the Doc Octopus of sketches.  Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Kathy Nagler, Andy Bobrow, Katherine Pryor, Barry Burdiak, Meg Ruddy, Monica Orozco, Dennis Ryan, Chris Cady, Dave Gerbosi, Dave Hughes, Bob Merlotti, and Humpy the Wonder Platypus. Original music, sound...