the evening almanac

Ep 225 - Conservatory Pleasure 08.06.2022 7:07 ↓

A quick story about my mate and his self-pleasure habits. Mostly.

Ep 224 - Life, the Universe and Dry Cleaning 07.06.2022 7:13 ↓

As adults we pretend we know how things work, but we don’t. This includes comedy, space and dry cleaners. Essentially.

Ep 223 - It Doesn’t Have to Be This Way 06.06.2022 7:59 ↓

I’m tired so I ramble on about labels or whatever like a delirious old man. Basically.

Ep 222 - Lost in Edinburgh 05.06.2022 6:22 ↓

More from the Scottish capital as I take the wrong turn down a street. No it’s that exciting. Mostly.

Ep 221 - Edinburgh Arrival 02.06.2022 5:59 ↓

Day one of the longest stag do known to mankind. First time I did the pod with someone else present. Very off-putting. Basically.

Ep 220 - F*ck Sightseeing 01.06.2022 6:21 ↓

A bit about a gig. A bit about my loathing of sightseeing. Essentially.

Ep 219 - 2 Top 2 Gun 01.06.2022 6:10 ↓

A general update, a review of Top Gun 2 - Maverick’s Revenge and a bit about a gig. Also I’m tired. Basically.

Ep 218 - Health Span 31.05.2022 6:04 ↓

Summary of a lovely gig and then I moan about age. Basically.

Ep 217 - The 3 Selves 30.05.2022 6:23 ↓

Something about last night’s gig and stag dos and then a nice little motivational tip to end on. Essentially.

Ep 216 - Fire Pit 28.05.2022 7:30 ↓

A talk about town planning then a nice bit of cake and beer by a fire pit. Like any other Saturday. Mostly.

Ep 215 - Angry Yogurt 27.05.2022 10:38 ↓

A very very angry episode. Furious mate. Feel f*cked over and it’s my podcast so I’ll cry if I want to. Basically.

Ep 214 - Stellastarr & The Darkness 25.05.2022 6:08 ↓

A cancelled gig, a pub quiz and a walk down memory lame. Lame albums that is. Actually quite good albums. Whatever.

Ep 213 - What Ladder? 24.05.2022 7:19 ↓

Join the army and you get a clearly defined path. Where’s the path for the rest of us? Basically.

Ep 212 - Photos of the Queen 23.05.2022 6:31 ↓

I’m tired but I still manage to spout six minutes of sh*t about the queen and extras work. Mostly.

The Long Almanac - Vol 2 23.05.2022 30:01 ↓

A second half hour of chat and pontification about comedy plans and what it means to be sort of working class, a man, and pursing a career in comedy. Basically.

Ep 211 - Life Admin 22.05.2022 7:49 ↓

There’s lots of things you have to do in life just to maintain normality. I talk about it. Basically.

Ep 210 - I End the Conversation Not You 21.05.2022 14:07 ↓

Post-party podcast. Well, more of a do really. Post-do podcast. Basically.

Ep 209 - The Woman Repeller 19.05.2022 7:25 ↓

Another gig and a quick backstory about how I didn’t have sex for two years in my twenties. Basically.

Ep 208 - Millennial Internet Habits 18.05.2022 7:38 ↓

A rhetorical question about how different I’d be if I grew up with the internet and a condemnation of millennials’ internet habits. Mostly.

Ep 207 - Masculine Responsibility 18.05.2022 7:31 ↓

It’s your responsibility to work out and keep in good shape. Or is it? I did one obstacle course and now I’m a judgemental prick. Mostly.

Ep 206 - Middle Class Parties 16.05.2022 7:22 ↓

All about the awkwardness of social gatherings. Basically.

Ep 205 - From Tough Mudder to Tuxedo 16.05.2022 6:36 ↓

Did a obstacle course race, went to a party and visited London for a tuxedo fitting. Very tied. Essentially.

Ep 204 - Pre-Race Nerves 13.05.2022 6:08 ↓

Just a middle aged man talking about how he can’t run. Basically.

Ep 203 - What If You’re Wrong? 12.05.2022 6:11 ↓

A rant about politics. But not really.

Ep 202 - Black Tie Lies 12.05.2022 8:13 ↓

Dissecting last night’s gig and what “black tie” really means.