The Effin' CrunchCrew

Send us Fan Mail - EFF'THA FLU!! - ITS JUST THE GUYS TODAY!!! (oh shit!)  - BLANCO & SPOOK LEFT ALONE TODAY WHILE PINKIE GETS BETTER - BLANCO HAS ALOT OF FANS!! "WHY?" LMAO - JOSH GATES IS A BADASS!! ...  - 2 FACES IN AN ORB SPOOK CAUGHT ON A PICTURE FROM ST. LOUIS0 & 1 GHOSTLY WOMAN CAUGHT IN A PIC IN HOTSPRINGS ARKANSAS  - BLANCO HAD TO PATROL A HAUNTED WAREHOUSE AS A FIRE...

Send us Fan Mail - Its part 2 of Loyal Sally & The Effin' CrunchCrew Interview!! - Is there a Loyal Sally / Effinays Project in the works ?? Hmmm... - This second part we get into some serious convo about music and a little history of Loyal Sally - Blanco and his hotdog fantasies !!  - Writing styles... different but the same  - Microphone Lewis turns into Bob Ross while Bubba paints the...

Send us Fan Mail - UM IT'S LOYAL SALLY!!! LETS JUST SAY UM We TALK ABOUT ALL KINDS OF SHYTTT!!  - A WHOLE LOTTA EFFIN' MUMBLE JUMBLE & IT's JUST PART 1

Send us Fan Mail - Whats a weenus?? - LOCUS are coming !! - Whats wrong with a trashed donut ? It was in a box. - Dirty Fountain Drink Dispenser  - Nancy Green born a slave in 1834 but became a very wealthy woman who we know as " Aunt Jemima " Nancy Green actually worked with the Aunt Jemima brand until 1923. - Leave my childhood alone!! - Speedy Gonzales & his cousin Slow Poke Rodri...

Send us Fan Mail - Spook and Betty White?? - Breaking down these 90's songs... Slow down Blanco DAMN! - Milli Vanilli  documentary actually good! And they still performed i mean?? - Sponsor  LUCKY HORSESHOE TATTOOS - Pinkie & Spook have a disagreement and the WAR begins.. and ENDS  LOL ( Mariah  daughter NOT !) - Blanco loves about NPR radio - Salma Hayek Comes from money?? - And Effin Mu...

Send us Fan Mail - Pinkie Falls on her way into the studio and we saw it on video! - Blanco knows why his dad was pissed off most of his childhood... because Blanco was  Prick!! (He Still Is) -   Pan Blanco's "The Blowfish Defense Mechanism"?? - "Beat You Down To The White Meat !" - Spooks' 25th Birthday in Dallas Jail ... & Two Drunk Guys Sing Him Happy Birthday!...

Send us Fan Mail -  Pinkie has a Sleep Paralysis episode at the same time her daughter has one. - Pinkie feels something on her bed with her but none is there! - Is there witchery going on next door to Pinkie?? - Spook has the same dream as 2 of his aunts did and finished each other's parts a long time ago. - Is Spooks' great-grandfather a Mexican Warlock ??   - The story of "The Ro...

Send us Fan Mail - Blanco walks in the studio dressed like anmid 80's New Jersey gangsta in a jumpsuit  - Miami Mall Alien .... just shopping ?? - Teenager fighting with sticks my ass!! - The Effinays in Miami/ Key West  - Spook & Rosario Dawson & her Momma how we met and bomb lasagna. - Unusual and weird superstitions past through time and countries  - Sponsor (Lucky Horseshoe Tattoo...

Send us Fan Mail - OMG SO SO MUCH I promise this part 2 is just as funny and good as part 1 ...  - EFFIN' MUMBLE JUMBLE with The Austin Young Show!!!  EAST DALLAS AUTOMOTIVE East Dallas Automotive is an Auto Dealership and Collision repair center servicing the Dallas Fort W NOT JUST Q We are Not Just Q – we are BBQ. When you visit our BBQ food truck or let us cater your event, you’ve Disclaim...

Send us Fan Mail - Special Guest 2 times nominated Podcast Host Austin Young & Award wining Podcast Host Veronica Young  - Shooting the shyte! and combining shows for a two part series  - How far back does Veronica and Big Spook go back?? WAYYYYY BACKKK!! - Tamales with ketchup?? Um V and Spook say yes!! Everyone else is a hard no....suckas! - Pinkie is finally realizing why she should not alw...

Send us Fan Mail - Pinkie is podcasting from her home and Blanco sits in her chair and well just drops bombs in her seat !! WTF Blanco?? - Cotton Candy Grapes ... YUMM! - Spook, Blanco & Big O' take 3 hours to move a piano from O's house to Spooks' House  - Setting up line ups for TECC shows - The Effinays opening up for WAR the Group "low Rider" - "Slippin'...

Send us Fan Mail - Pinkie is remote with a sinus infection in PJ's SUCKA! - Jojo & Spook father and son cooking - Weird and creepy stuff people have bought at thrift stores / garage sales  - A bunch of Effin' Mumble Jumble !

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Send us Fan Mail - That time we left a few thousand dollars at a store on top of a fountain machine. (clears throat Valenti.) lol - Spook had 9 days in Vegas to many days in Vegas - Spook teaches his brother how to play Blackjack at a Casino in Shreveport and picks the winning numbers for a stranger on his way to the bathroom and makes money! -  Who wore Red Tights as a kid in school play Not Pink...

Send us Fan Mail - Checking out 25 of the most covered or remade songs - Pinkie watched every Elvis movies' at 7yrs old and up - The Effinays' permission to remake Michael Jackson's " Billie Jean" - "Anal Sunshine??" or "Aint no Sunshine"...get it write fool - Hass Productions Sponsor - Machinegun Kelly ...gross!!  - and a whole lotta Effin' Mumble...

Send us Fan Mail - 20 of the most annoying songs ?? - USA For Africa? They all looked weird  - Why radio pisses Blanco off -Spook gets kicked out of Bad Boy Records in New York (P Diddys' label) Big love to Universal Records right across the street though!! - Sponsor ( Not Just Q) - And A whole lotta Effin' Mumble Jumble!!

Send us Fan Mail - How a night in Houston during an Effinays show turned into one of our songs "Screwston" Oh what a night/morning ! - Blanco passes out by the elevator... then thinks he missed the show and has been out for hours ! NOPE! he passes out maybe 15 seconds .  - Out of Smokes Spook and "B" get a ride from a girl we met and then get pulled over and contemplate SERIOUS...

Send us Fan Mail - Queen Boudica and her epic revenge!! - Diana The Bus Driver Killer in  Mexico? - Just give Us The Recipe  DAMNIT!!!! - The day Spook found out he was diabetic and had fat spots floating in his eyes! - Phuck Bread & Butter Pickles !! WHY is that a Thang?? -  and EFFIN' Mumbel Jumbel !!

Send us Fan Mail - Blanco's worst fear of a cryptid would be a WEREWOLF!! - Texas & Louisiana Dog Man - Lake Texoma Dog Man sightings - Pinkie does not like menudo? - Blanco meets the dad from TEENWOLF the movie and almost blew him off ! Asshole.  - 18 paranormal spots in North Texas - Why did Spook sleep in the Holler in West Virginia with Timberwolves howling at night?? - Pinkie hates s...

Send us Fan Mail - Touching base with all the crew  -Remembering monchichis -Blanco explains brownies with downies - Posing dead relatives as gangsters and whatever their hobbies were. "extreme embalming" - Sponsor Lucky horseshoe tattoo - A whole lot of Effin Mumble Jumble!!

Send us Fan Mail - Witches in the Bible ?? would they be called Bi-tChes??  - Santaria' Not The Sublime Song but maybe? - Mexican, Latino  Christian/ Santaria' Store (Botanical) -  What a Crapy Day....literally! "Girl let that Apple watch Go !!  - Another White Bread (Pan Blanco) Boy Scout story. Trash picker Blanco - Spooks' cousin road sick and barefoot stepping on grass spur...

Send us Fan Mail - Using our new podcast on the go with a couple of Phone calls on air! -Thanksgiving is over  who has left overs ?/ - Pot roast Tostadas!! you will love them or Pan Blanco will spit on you! - Pinkie a big bean fan or Beaned out ??  - Tamale Schanble' Spook is just not a big fan - Who loves Hall & Oates?? Then you should call ( Call and Oates ) seriously a free phone # to...

Send us Fan Mail - Happy EFFIN' Thanksgiving!!  - I am afraid to know what comes out of our mouths on the day of thanks!!  - Please eat before listening! LMAO jk - A bunch of Effin' Mumble Jumble !!  - Thankful to you all and hope you keep listening to our crazy asses!!  

Send us Fan Mail - Happy Holidays!! -Turducken's chicken stuffed in a duck that's stuffed in a turkey with added turkey legs  John Madden created it  -Pan Blancos' favorite Little Debbie Xmas Trees are Back!!!  Blanco's mouth is watering ! - Is Everyday Black Friday Now?? WTF! - Tamales for Thanksgiving A Texas Tradition!! Ja Sabes! -Eff' Squirrels!! eating up all the peca...

Send us Fan Mail - Tell how much you love Houston Blanco!! Geesh!! - Hotel pisses Pan Blanco off! and Double charges him!! No Mames'!! - If You Leave Your hotel Room @ 7:30 am and come back @ 5pm to find your room door open with all your stuff...What Would you Do?? -  Blanco's dog " GusGus"  gets sprayed in the face by a skunk why he is out of town!!  -Roll up gangster in a gro...