The Doctor’s Watcher

The episode where our heroes mess with airport security in a way that would get us deported today. Can Polly really have forgotten everyone and all the ships? In this podcast, we are careful not to reveal the futuristic nature of murders. This episode was recorded on 4 October 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at t...

The episode where our protagonists encounter giant germs? No, it's crabs. Can Ben finally break free of the brainwashing? In this podcast, we pull the correct levers. CRABS CRABS CRABS! This episode was recorded on 23 August 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky acco...

The episode where we gas each other up. Can our heroes survive without gas masks? In this podcast, we see through the thick haze of conspiracy. This episode was recorded on 23 August 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http...

The episode where we get brainwashed in our sleep. Can the Pollen ship survive the denial of what's happening in plain sight? In this podcast, we destroy mind control devices and question authority. This episode was recorded on 12 July 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a B...

The episode where we love working for the colony. Can Jamie beat off a giant space crab with a stick? In this podcast, we see how important spa treatments are when running a utopia. This episode was recorded on 12 July 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account ....

The episode where we control the Gravitron with a beehive helmet. Can we agree that a vacuum doesn't suck? In this podcast, we enjoy coffee WITHOUT SUGAR. This episode was recorded on 21 June 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s musi...

The episode where we attempt to cleanse the earth via weather. Can severe head wounds be good sometimes? In this podcast, we speculate about the BJ ship, and so does Polly. This episode was recorded on 21 June 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out...

The episode where we recall our 1800s medical training. Is it OK to randomly pull threads from pants and steal boots for specimens? On this podcast, we learn the dangers of adding sugar to your coffee. This episode was recorded on 10 May 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a...

The episode where we attempt to pilot the Tardis. Are there mice or rats on the moon? In this podcast, we meet pipers with phantom bagpipes. This episode was recorded on 10 May 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://sou...

The episode where we get sneaky with a portcullis plunger. Is it better to be instantaneously vaporized or instantaneously crushed? In this podcast, we hang out with a pet squid. This episode was recorded on 19 April 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Ch...

The episode where we take over God's speaking tube. Can we kill enough people to stop a fish folk rebellion? In this podcast, we wonder where exactly that sword came from. Shada Shada . This episode was recorded on 19 April 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . I guess people listen to podcasts on YouTube now? Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky accou...

The episode where we sleep through critical scenes with the Doctor. Can we really explore an unused cave enough in 50 paces? In this podcast, Matilda expresses her opinion on Atlantis. The episode was recorded on 5 April 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundclou...

The episode where the DM doesn't have the patience to allow us to split the party. Can descending caves (CAVES CAVES CAVES) cause the bends? In this podcast, we learn to enjoy eating plankton. The episode was recorded on 5 April 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://s...

The episode that contains layers of disguise and many persuasion rolls. How thick exactly is Scottish fog? In this podcast, we feel no shame while continuing to attempt accents. The episode was recorded on 8 March 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcloud.com/c...

The episode where we learn the pros and cons of not selling out. Is it surprising when old women pull out weapons? In this podcast, we EMBRACE the pitfalls of doing horrible accents. The episode was recorded on 8 March 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcloud....

The episode where violence is sometimes the answer (medically). Are soldiers used to rescuing people from pits, while DRY? In this episode, we avoid the pitfalls of doing horrible accents. The episode was recorded on 15 February 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://s...

The episode where the Doctor scoffs at romantic piffle. Is “camp follower” just a euphemism, or is it a broader thing? On this podcast, we would like a hat like that. This episode was recorded on 15 February 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcloud.com/circuit...

The episode where Dalek Number 426 gets the order. What happens when you lack class consciousness? On this podcast, we do not, under any circumstances, gotta “hand it to the Daleks.” This episode was recorded on 1 February 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcl...

The episode where Daleks drape power cables over their plunger arm. Are we ready to teach the humans the law of the Daleks? On this podcast, we overlook mild patriarchy while people’s faces get eaten by leopards. This episode was recorded on 1 February, 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circu...

The episode where we encrypt secret messages using the first letter of each sentence. What could go wrong when we install a safety on a Dalek gun arm? On this podcast, we hide and watch the Dalek reproduction process. Note: This episode was recorded in the middle of Ryan moving, and the audio quality suffered a bit as a result. Sorry! This episode was recorded on 4 January 2025. Email us at thedoc...

The episode where we weigh a little injustice against wholesale slaughter. What can we build with smashed up devices and mattress parts? On this podcast, we fire unloaded film negative-izers. Note: This episode was recorded in the middle of Ryan moving, and the audio quality suffered a bit as a result. Sorry! This episode was recorded on 4 January 2025. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Fo...

The episode where we discuss which surprises are acceptable in a fruit basket. Are you my old china? On this podcast, we watch out for squishy little rascals underfoot! This episode was recorded on 21 December 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcloud.com/circu...

The episode in which we communicate using only recorder music. Is everyone this much of a smartass when they just wake up? On this podcast, we figure out our new bodies! This episode was recorded on 21 December 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s music at http://soundcloud.com/circ...

We've got faith.

The episode where we break kayfabe. How was the Doctor’s Watcher theme music inspired by the Reading Rainbow? On this podcast, we’ve got faith! (But you don’t have to take our word for it!) This episode was recorded on 23 November and 30 November 2024. Email us at thedoctorswatcher@gmail.com . Follow us on Tumblr at the-doctors-watcher . I finally made us a Bluesky account . Check out Circuit 23’s...