The DCOM Duo

Dreidel, dreidel, woo! That's right my dogs, this week we're talking about the one Jewish DCOM, Full-Court Miracle! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how swindling can be used for good, the logistics of breaking into the NBA, and how an undefeated team can blow an 18 point lead.

We've had some big up and downs in the last 10 episodes, so let's review! Tune in for another minisode where BenG and Kelsey rank the last 10 DCOMs covered, and as a treat they read some fanfiction.

Just like the cheetah, this podcast is the fastest and fiercest out there. It's finally time to talk about The Cheetah Girls! This week BenG and Kelsey are joined by Kelsey's very own cheetah sister, Courtney! Tune in as they discuss how you either walk with the devil or you don't, the logistics of not having a mom, and why a dog in a hole is bad.

I'm a little worried. My palms are kinda clammy cuz' sitting at a sushi bar's my greatest fear. It's so weird, this week we're talking about The Thirteenth Year! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss the symptoms of turning into a mermaid, the logistics of raising a child you randomly found in your boat, and why we've been so thirsty lately.

Woah, bet you didn't see this movie coming. Ninja. This week we're watching Den Brother! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss whether Alex is actually a bad person, the logistics of selling muffins as a fundraiser, and what even is Camporee.

It's time for a blast from the past, literally! This week we're watching Minutemen! Tune in as Kelsey and BenG discuss weird time travel plot holes, the logistics of becoming popular based on cool clothes, and why we need more Zeke.

WHAT TIME IS IT? It's finally time to watch High School Musical 2! This has been BenG and Kelsey's most anticipated episode, and boy do they have a lot to talk about. Tune in as they discuss the music compared to the first movie, the logistics of getting your entire student body hired with you, and why Troy needs better friends.

FLOSS FLOSS FLOSS FLOSS FLOSS FLOSS FLOSS! It's time to watch Dadnapped! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why this movie is bad despite having a stacked cast, the logistics of publishing an author's last book after they die, and how this just may be the goopiest DCOM.

Halloweentown is back! Or is it? This week BenG and Kelsey are covering the third Halloweentown movie, Halloweentown High. Tune in as they discuss how the lore of this franchise makes no sense, the logistics of the political system of Halloweentown, and how a funny skeleton is the best part of the movie.

You thought horse racing was a good thing from Ready to Run? Think again! This week we're talking about Horse Sense. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss the very odd poster for this movie, the logistics of becoming a better person within a month, and how the title of this movie doesn't make much horse sense.

Is it a bird? A plane? Nope, just some superheroes you've never heard of before. This week we're talking about Up, Up and Away! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss odd superhero lore, the logistics of brainwashing a bunch of kids to recycle, and how Sky High basically copied this movie.

This podcast is pterodactyl fly and sweeter than Godiva. This week we're watching Let it Shine! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how sparkly outfits are so scandalous to the public eye, the logistics of pretending your friend's rapping is your own, and how going second in a rap battle basically guarantees victory.

We're just about halfway through watching all the DCOMs. Not really, but close enough! Join BenG and Kelsey as they go back and rank the last 10 DCOMs and share some funny online reviews.

We're 50 episodes in, time to get weird! This week we're all grotesque because we're watching Stepsister from Planet Weird! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how bubble life is superior to human life, the logistics to defeating an evil bubble tyrant with hairdryers, and how a himbo explaining the concept of freedom can save the day.

Who's ready to interrupt school for some sick dance moves? That's right, it's time to watch Gotta Kick It Up! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss if dance teams should have pom poms, the logistics of going to a school competition without a chaperone, and why hitting the play button for a dance routine is really important.

COME ON BRINK! It's time to talk about about the infamous roller blading DCOM: Brink! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how this movie somehow makes in-line skating seem cool, the logistics of cheating during a broadcasted race, and the undeniable tension between our hero and villain.

It's time for another classic fight to be queen of the school dance, this week we're watching Geek Charming! Just ignore all the bad real life stuff that makes this movie feel weird! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why being filmed makes you act mean towards your friends, the logistics of owning a whole mall, and why Josh actually sucks at making movies.

Read my flapping lips: it's time for another DCOM! This week we're talking about Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century. Exciting major! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss the alpha slang used in 2049, the logistics minor of growing up in space, and how "zoom zoom zoom make my heart go boom boom" is rock and roll major.

Vibe it, really really dig on it, because this week we're talking about Radio Rebel! We are joined by another former Jank House member, Marji, to talk about one of the cringiest DCOMs to date. Tune in as BenG, Kelsey, and Marji discuss Debby Ryan's acting abilities, the logistics of expelling kids over a radio show, and whether a high school band should immediately sellout or not.

A brand new DCOM just dropped, and it's animated! This week we're covering Big City Greens the Movie: Spacecation, based on the Disney Channel show Big City Greens. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss repeating family road trips, the logistics of an asteroid destroying just one city out of the whole planet, and why doing harm is worse than doing farm.

Oh oh oh, it's magic! You know it's time to watch Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey contemplate complicated sibling dynamics, the logistics of the family wizard competition, and how having a parrot girlfriend as your only life goal is sad.

Ever wonder what it's like babysitting 5 kids, all with one-track minds and personalities? Sabrina Carpenter does! This week we're talking about Adventures in Babysitting. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss sapphire ferrets, the logistics of scalping concert tickets, and how everyone is so easy to bribe in the "big city".

ALAKAZAM! Time for some magic, this week we're talking about Now You See It! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss the weird escape room puzzles in this movie, the logistics of kids producing a reality TV show, and if using real magic during a magic competition show is cheating.

This last set of 10 movies really had some ups and downs, so let's talk about it! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey rank movies 31-40. Then as a special treat, they're back competing in 2 new DCOM drafts!

WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS! It's a wildcat podcast this week, we're finally talking about High School Musical! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how you're only allowed to do one thing in high school, the logistics of running a drama department, and if mean jerks really are worse than jerks.