The Conditional Release Program

The Two Jacks look at the impact indepdents will have on the election.

At the very last minute a bunch of cookers hit the shopping centres and got the signatures they need to place their name on the ballot paper. They were all fixated on the draw, hoping to get a top spot and score some donkey votes. Didn't really happen though, with most of them winding up around the middle and Monica/Morgan getting the covered R spot on the senate ticket. Oh dear. Todd Sampson...

The Two Jacks examine the first week in the campaign. Who won, who l;opst and does it matter at this early stage. HK Jack issues his list of Things Labor should not be talking about. 

Happy Easter listners! I celebrated Easter Monday by day drinking and then recording a podcast - but thanks to the magic of audio editing, you can barely tell! Not many tin cracks this week folks, I came into this one hot. Despite this severe handicap we managed to cover the claims of election fraud from cookers and their dopey plans to use stat decs to prove it. What? Elon Musk is playing sillybu...

Polling, gotcha moments and where the election will be won and lost. Will climate change be a vote determinant? The answer is yes but it may come with big scary problems for Labor as well as the Libs under attack in blue ribbons seats from the Climate 200 Indies. HK Jack and Jack the Insider offer their tips almost six weeks out while JTI talks about when campaign stunts go horribly wrong as he re...

The election has been called! Scotty From Marketing has dragged this out as long as he can and we are in for a six week election campagin. Torture! In the news we have Craig Kelly getting egged and Tucker Carlson encourages American dads to beat up their kids teachers. I wish I was kidding. For the rabbit hole this week we look at the impending election and Jack does his thing and tells us where t...

Hard Hats and Hi Viz reviews the state of play as we begin, the polling, the electoral pendulum, the betting markets. We have some internal polling from the climate independents challenging in blue ribbon Liberal seats showing Frydenberg in trouble in Kooyong and in a bolt out of the blue, Mackellar, there may be a boilover in the bluest of the blue Liberal seats. 

Hey guys! It's just me Lance again. This week we finally get Lance back on to have a chat, but this week we look at his past to see what he got upto in his mischievous years that saw him get trouble written on his tum tums. In the news we have the ugly contrast of voter fraud in the US - a mistake by a black woman and a blatant flaunting of the rules by a rich white couple. Can you guess who g...

This week we jump down the rabbit hole into the pilled takes on Ukraine being spread by the Russians, the Chinese and pilled right wing media types who will literally side with a dictator over agreeing with Joe Biden. Sad! In the news we have a look at the thumping Labor victory in South Australia and the rumblings of election fraud we all saw coming and laugh at the terrible result of 'the fr...

Yep - move over Didge it's MonMon's turn to make a random list of impractical demands! Here we have 'the people's declaration' which, according to Monica, "we can all agree on". Yeah, except for the fact that most of it (not all of it, to be fair) is incredible vague, stupid and often impossible. Still, we love a good list and this one's a cracker.  Will it work? No...

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It has been a huge week on the fringe but a bit of a big week for both of us - so we're just doing a wrap up of the current events this week with more guests and rabbit hole diving coming up soon. In the news we have a bit of common (law) assault in Canberra with the few remaining cookers in the area making absolute pests of themselves as usual. GO HOME! We also look at the US where we finally...

This is just a sample - Join up and get the rest! https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram - we hate paywalling content but this really helps keep the podcast sustainable. It's a ton of work! ------------------------------------------------ The Covid situation worsens in Hong Kong with ex-pats bailing out and quarantine and hospital services at breaking point. Will Hong Kong Jack b...

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This week we are 'just asking questions' with Daniel Morrison, formerly known as Hamilton Hume who has been on the show a few times to explain his research on the shadowy forces behind disinformation movements. This time he helps us understand the money behind the various 'convoys' around the world and the reason why they exist in the first place. In the news, Donald Trump is actua...

To get the full episode, the past Two Jacks releases and tons of other TCRP bonus content - join the patreon at https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram It really helps support us and keep us going. This thing takes TIME!!! ---------------------------------------- Putin has rolled into Ukraine. The Two Jack's explain the consequences for Putin and the West. Will Europe come togethe...

This is just a sample - Join up and get the rest! https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram - we hate paywalling content but this really helps keep the podcast sustainable. It's a ton of work! ------------------------------------------------ Fuck it kicked off in Wellington the other day. Cops evicted a three week campsite of shit, piss and idiocy - in that order. The threw bricks a...

This is just a sample - Join up and get the rest! https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram - we hate paywalling content but this really helps keep the podcast sustainable. It's a ton of work! ------------------------------------------------ Yet another week of the absolute dribble that is The People's Orders of The People's Treaty. While this week isn't quite as bad as...

This week we have a huge guest - Tom Tanuki who has been watching antilockdown idiots since the start of the pandemic and nazis and right wing lunatics well before that. Tom is a national treasure and we are honoured to have him on the show - some very interesting stuff comes out of the chat and it's very worth the listen. In the news we look at what the cookers are saying about Ukraine and di...

This is just a sample - Join up and get the rest! https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram - we hate paywalling content but this really helps keep the podcast sustainable. It's a ton of work! ------------------------------------------------ In what is becoming a bit of a weekly segment we bring you the overflow - the stuff that has happened between episodes that may or may not make...

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Another bloody huge week with the Canberra cookers mostly going home to nurse their wounds. Sunburn, heatstroke, dehyration and covid. Otherwise known as LRAD damage. Yep, the cookers are blaming the Long Range Acoustic Devices deployed by ACT and federal police for all their ailments after spending a week in squalour during a pandemic and spending long periods in the sun without sun protection. I...

This is just a sample - Join up and get the rest! https://www.patreon.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram - we hate paywalling content but this really helps keep the podcast sustainable. It's a ton of work! ------------------------------------------------ We return for part 3 of The People's Treaty - a policy platform from the most cooked of cookers that features bad spelling, terrible gramma...