The Brown Carpet

THIS WEEK on The BCP, flying feathery fists of fury take on a lubed-up and slippery serial slayer.     Featuring glistening performances from Tom Hardy, Ilana Glazer, Kate Winslet and John Goodman. Listen to the podcast that knows exactly who let the dogs out. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would  brownlight . Subscribe on i...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's a blood-thirsty Friday the 13th special and the long-awaited return of Mr Ginge Minge himself, Corey Farrell... It's an avalanche of the undersized undead up against a prejudiced Peruvian pressure system. Featuring horrific performances from Maisie Williams, Bill Paxton, Bill Burr and Wanda Sykes. Listen to the podcast that's balls deep in a complicated relationship with...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, while Corey's pubic procedure evolves, we're joined by Peter Sharp for a little poultry poetry.  It's a frisky, feathery canoe deep in international waters versus a blinding beam of holy funk. Featuring rancid performances from Chris Lilley, Elijah Wood, Chuck Norris and Owen Wilson. Listen to the podcast soggier than a glistening, succulent Sao. Afterwards - don't forget to...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, we welcome the delightfully weird and wonderful Sally Lopez back into the studio for co-hosting duties - plus we find out what Corey is doing in Spain.  It's a flaming Floridian spaghetti incident taking on a coke-fuelled commuter on a quest for a cure. Featuring stale performances from Bradley Cooper, Ben Mendelsohn, Helen Mirren and Pauline Hanson. Listen to the podcast tha...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, we welcome a couple very special guests into the studio - co-hosts of the Deaf To All But Metal Podcast, Jeremy Davidson and Gary Grim join us for a 2-on-2, no-holds-barred, pitch-a-palooza for ultimate supremecy.  It's a pacifist pyromaniac's pest problem up against a coven of kinky crones in a DVDA deathmatch. Listen to the podcast you might remember from such films as, "To...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, glam-cow speed metal takes on an unrelenting urine-powered elevator exorcism.  Featuring disgraceful performances from Jeremy Davidson, Julian Dennison, Gotye and James Earl Jones. Listen to the podcast that punched Martin Shkreli in the dickhole. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would  brownlight . Subsc...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a mysterious disappearance flares into fuzzy fisticuffs while burlesque bereavement babes resurrect a stiff.  Featuring questionable performances from Chris Hemsworth, Rihanna, Ronda Rousey and DMX. Listen to the podcast that spilt gravy on your doona. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would  brownlight ....

THIS WEEK on The BCP, an eggstraordinary tale of olympic level failure takes on an artist's rendition of alien copulation and betrayal.  Featuring thoroughly disappointing performances from Kristofer Hivju, Grace Jones, Dolph Lundgren and Paul Dano. Listen to the podcast that becomes a recipe for quiche lorraine when played backwards. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, lube up, log in & tune out cause it's a live streamer's wet dream taking on a hairy set of radioactive alien plums.  Featuring sadly regrettable performances by Jack Black, Sasha Baron Cohen, Amy Schumer and Kristaps Porzingus. Listen to the podcast with your kneecaps dipped in cottage cheese - it's 23% better that way. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page t...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, put em' on the glass cause where going on a trip down mammary lane whilst driving under the influence of divine intervention.  Featuring unfortunate performances by Angus Sampson, Donald Glover, Jaden Smith and Paul Walker. Listen to the podcast made of 100% unfiltered gluten. Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film Y...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's a twisted tribute to the weirdest location on earth - Florida!  We welcome our first guest into the studio - Sally Lopez - and together we jump the shark and deliver a titillating touch of mechanophilia with a healthy dollop of milky feline love.  Featuring teste-blistering performances from Richard Ayoade, Charlie Hunnam, Matthew McConaughey and Emily Ratajkowski. Liste...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a frenzied twerking session intended to combat the child-killing vampires of Florida goes up against Roger as he makes a strong argument for worst employee on the planet.  Featuring performances from Simon Pegg, Seth Rogan, Angelina Jolie and Matt Damon that will make you wish for the end of days. Listen to the podcast that heats up faster than a Dutch oven. Don't forget to j...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a SPEED freak of a different kind kidnaps Keanu to help curate his retro film fetish, while a dosile librarian goes buck-naked and badass to rescue a fuzzy Chandler Bing.  Featuring shameful performances from Rebel Wilson, Justin Long, Steven Seagal and Kristen Wiig that would make Tommy Wiseau wince. Listen to the podcast that 5 out of 7 poodles prefer. Don't forget to jump...

THIS WEEK on The BCP - A hunka-hunka burning seafood sadness is unleashed against an enigmatic, serial faecal fiend. Featuring Golden Globe losing performances by Ethan Hawke, Rainn Wilson, Halle Berry and Mark Ruffalo It's the podcast that owes your uncle twenty bucks... Don't forget to jump on our Twitter or Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote for the film YOU would brownlight . Subsc...

THIS WEEK on The BCP - it's the Christmas special! A frenzied yet festive bath-salts-bender goes up against a grim trip down memory lane into humiliation, devastation and bloody murder. Featuring career destroying performances by Danny DeVito, Macauley Culkin, Bryan Cranston and Julia Lous-Dreyfus. It's the podcast that left ayahuasca and cookies out for Santa!   Don't forget to jump on our Twitte...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a vegan dystopian uprising movie inspired by a mystery ham, goes head to head with an Italian heist inspired Trump conspiracy, that contains no less than two imaginary bunnies and goes all the way to the white house! Featuring career ending performances from Jon Hamm , Alec Baldwin , Kevin Bacon and Samuel L. Jackson... Listen to the 69th most popular penis movie podcast! Don...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a sex-fuelled panda bumps fuzzy uglies with an explosive-packed bunghole. Featuring career defining performances from Rhianna, Channing Tatum, Jason Mamoa and Bradley Cooper - Corey and Josh go toe to toe with two film ideas that would unleash PANDAmonium in Hollywood boardrooms.. Go deep inside the podcast that proctologists probe themselves too... Don't forget to jump on ou...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a mysterious monstrous member does battle with a forgetful alcoholic undertaker for ultimate supremacy. Featuring career defining performances by Jennifer Lawrence, Sean William-Scott, Gary Busey and Zach Galifianakis - Corey and Josh square off in a battle of dimwits with a couple of ill-advised elevator pitches that would make Bill Cosby tranquilize himself! See what all th...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, a substance abusing monkey-pimp takes on an amateur gender reassingment surgeon - what could possibly go wrong? Featuring breath-taking performances by Charlie Sheen, Jason Alexander, Melissa Leo, Danny McBride and Michael Cera... Corey and Josh masterblast a couple mediocre movie ideas in a creative thunderdome - two films enter, one film leaves! Get a sniff of the podcast t...

THIS WEEK on the BCP, a dwarf-driven sex romp, disguised as a coming-of-age story OR a time-traveling, boozy alien odyssey disguised as a nasty hangover tale?  You make the call... Jump on our  Twitter  or  Facebook  polls and vote on which one YOU would "brownlight." Subscribe on iTunes, and give us 5 STARS, and to suggest other weird news stories you want to see made into movies, email us at the...

Here is the controversial lost episode . It's our pilot episode - so things are a bit shabby - it's recorded in an echo chamber, Corey had consumed way too much cough medicine and Josh had a severely itchy rash across 85% of his body. Featuring career ending performances from Ryan Gosling, Javier Bardem, Joes Pesci and Gerard Depardieu... Listen to the podcast that cured Magic Johnson's AIDS! Subs...