The Brock & Dalby Show

We learn a lot about the unwritten rules of Ice Fishing this morning. Marner played his first game against the Leafs. And Matthew McConaughey might sue us, but Brock is all for it. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Can we all agree that getting old seems kinda sick? A Florida Woman has unreal bowel movement control. You can no longer be ghosted after getting a job interview and we discuss the viral "Paperclip" conversation. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Bo Bichette was offered free steaks, but PETA has put in another offer. Gen Z is saving the Karens of the world, but apparently despise Jessica. We also censor out some Offspring songs and ask the question what would 4 men possibly be doing with 4000 chocolate bars?!? CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

It's Brock's 31st birthday, we discuss the greatest 31 of all time. We end up doing a numbers draft and of course 69 went #1. And would you want to join the Church of Shrek? Cause we would! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

You'll never believe what Skiers are doing to try a beat out the competition. Some awesome Bills memorabilia is up for auction. And there's a correlation between the age kids starting hitting in hockey and how we've done at the World Juniors CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Some serious drama going on with the Ottawa Senators. A former NFL player gets the greatest compliment from an ex-wife. We make some Wild Card predictions and learn what it means to get "CRACKED" CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Wearing crocs is not dangerous, you are just a klutz! Some dick head in Toronto calls 911 for the dumbest reason. And we try and motivate all of you who are bailing on your resolutions! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Scientists are trying to figure out what cows are talking about. We censor out some Creed. South Korea is doing something all the fellas can appreciate and after listening to a rant left on the BaD Line we discuss things that should be free. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A bunch of people gathered in Glasgow to watch some get kicked in the nuts. We conduct our first draft of the year and it is toilet related. And parents are getting out of hand with names for their kids CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

First show of 2026 in the books! We make some predictions for the year. Apparently Newfoundlanders love them some Taco Bell. The McRib is a lie and Dalby crushes the first quiz of the year CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The internet will lie to you, and so will your best friend. On Real Or Fake, we get friends of the show to come up with fake answers to a question like "Is this a real Coachella band?" or "Which of these is a fake Canadian town", and try to see if our BS Meter is working. Here's the best Real Or Fakes of 2025. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

No argument means more on this show than one that gets settled with a Draft. Bragging rights go to whoever convinces more Friends Of The Show that they have the superior list on whatever the topic of the week happens to be. Here's some of our favorite lists for 2025. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We wrap up the show every Tuesday and Thursday with your best/worst/weirdest texts on Text Us. We cover everything from shower thoughts to life advice, and every question you can conceive, plus you get to hear Brock's angelic singing voice! Here's the best Texts of 2025. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Every week, Brock likes to take a feature artist, and give their biggest songs a few doses of unnecessary censorship, in a segment called 3825 This. From Sabbath, to Metallica, to Santa Claus, no one was safe this year. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The world is a weird place, but that doesn't mean there isn't room for some classic dad jokes when the news gets wild. When a headline is too bizarre, it's time to break out the bAd Puns. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Option A, or Option B? Which is better, or more often, which is worse. That's what Would You Rather Wednesday is all about on the show, and the questions you asked us in 2025 did not disappoint. Here's some of the weirdest choices we had to make this year.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Most times when you read the news, it's depressing as hell, but that's only because Big News isn't telling you all the cool, weird, or bizarre stuff that's going on in the world. For that, you need Sorta Kinda News on The Brock And Dalby Show. Here's some of our favorite wild headlines from 2025! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Every Monday, Brock does his best to test Dalby's music knowledge, his long term memory, and his patience. Here's our favorite rounds of The Quiz for 2025. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Its our last show of 2025! We do a year in review, run through some show stats and come up with some realistic new years resolutions. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Apparently kids need helmets to play in the snow... We make Frosty the Snowman into a real pervert. Dalby's idea of a best friend is very concerning and we hear from some sexy toilet paper for "Talk Dirty to Me" CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The superflu going around took Brock out with only 3 shows left in the year, which asked the question, what's the worst time to get sick? Also, take it from a big man who knows, you don't have a Dad Bod, you're just Dusty Rhodes. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The hub released their year in review, so we run through some of the stats! Who would be the most suprising celeb/person to see on the Epstein list. We discuss what songs have a true Winter vibe and we hear from some sexy knives this morning for "Talk Dirty to Me" CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

You can use more than just "Stayin Alive" to help you save someones life. The Kansas City Chiefs dynasty is finally over! We have the final "Quiz" of 2025 and hear from some sexy Record Players! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

JD Vance has an idea that we can all agree with. Some advice for anyone attending a Staff Xmas Party this weekend. Dalby give his prediction for John Cena's final match and we hear from some Sexy Rolling Papers on "Talk Dirty to Me" CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We discuss the worst sounds of winter. If you hit someone's car while they're cheating on their wife, who's at fault? The "Pooping Log" might be our new fav Xmas tradition and we hear from some very SEXY projectors this morning CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233