The BOHRing Podcast

It's Brian's birthday, so let's celebrate the worst gifts we've ever received! Also... Teaching Don the proper haiku format... You’ve been Game Jew’d... Santa’s sleigh bumps... Where’s the cocaine in this beanie baby? ...That’s not drug contraband, those are my gigantic coochie lips... and Shart Tanking ball bags.

Special guest Marc Clair joins the show! For: ...Stats are disabled... If you’re not jerking off the shower... Someone stole my combination lock again... No officer, I’ve never seen that fiance' before... Holocaust Deniers in Cars Drinking Coffee... Early Kayne... and Find your soulmate on Swipe Reicht!  Check out the Marc Clair show at https://marcclair.com

Punching walls, punching the yard…The Hebrew Hammer, a Passover tradition …the Patrick Mahomes of Chimpanzees …Are those C cups or a semen hybrid? …From supermodels at the Lowe’s to grandmas at the Moose Lodge in 5 years... and Chinese arcade fartists.

This is where the CEO usually keeps his prostitutes…U-haul love it or list it…Homeless butt grabbing...Congressional hot or not… Sex move or wrestling move? ..and in MY court, we settle all custody disputes with a ladder match!

Our old buddy Mahoney joins the show... Adult gender reveals... mystery Alaskan puppeteer... pee ice Jackson Pollocks... Dick Van Dyke open bar coming out party... it got really tough to get a date after the bear massacre... panty blast fundraisers... and how anal beads fueled D-Day.

... I thought I was hosting SNL… Johnny Depp-ositions…coming soon to Sexy Court TV …Snail Winnebegos…oh wait, that’s dog poop… One large ketchup and american cheese pizza… And a very special Bohring Bingbong!

We go through our favorite "Best Worst Movies," but also... Rape culture and a clip show... Vomiting in a clown costume... A live hurricane call in... Is that an alien taking a shit ...Hulk Hogan versus Nic Cage... And depravity in zero gravity. 

A little place where they’re not tight as a drum... All the jaundice jokes... Accidental black face... Would you like your placenta in a pill or lego?... Don’s Deuces - tales from the road! A dildo full of dead people... and a terrible sandwich.

That's the JFK peephole... The wind that cools my balls... Parachute, 4th grade paper mache volcano or dress? ...More flour in my milk, please... How’s she’s supposed to finger her ass with those nails... And WHAT'S in that….DICK!? With guest Jon Shefsky. Check out Jon Shefsky on the Fantasy House podcast and Super Simple Real Estate https://www.youtube.com/c/SuperSimpleRealEstate https://...

The BOHRing Podcast, now with 40% more dick fat! ...Who would you f*ck first, the mannequin or the lead singer? ..."Blossom", Tik Tok originator... Pregnant Perfume, yay or nay? ...and...Quantum George Foreman!

An electric episode of the Bohring podcast… now with lightning sound effects… provided by Police Academy: Mission to Moscow star Michael Winslow… Who’s still alive! …dialysis for the vaccinated... and Stripper backed currency stops inflation.

The BOHRing Podcast: now with 100% less O’s and 1000% less awkward pauses!… Roadkill seals… Backyard two hand touch and rub… Word is out, take Big Bird out from the right…and Joe Dirt wins the British Open.

Moose out front should’ve told you…Still sucks, and smells like urine…Worst deal with the devil EVER…make it a double, I got to pick my daughter up…What do prostitutes like?…What’s in the box, I AM! Plus, Zach Wilson bangs his mom's best friend, and Bradley Cooper slums it.

Insect farts Covid study, brought to you by Pfizer... They’re scouting for the Gay-I-A... Trump pwns nude gym class swimming... maybe THAT's why old men are always naked in the locker room... why are you in the pit, and any last words before we fill it in with cement? ...and drinking alone in San Diego.

Trump debunks lesbian Native American dream scissoring... Four weddings at a funeral home... Used needle javelin toss... Shallow asshole squats... YOU say she was walking to the bathroom, I say she was trying to put her finger up my butt... No, THAT’s because you’re black.

Deshaun Watson: WWE manager... Baker Mayfield, midget wrestler... Vince McMahon, pants orgasm-er! Ring Doorbell Ugly Testers (TM)... What's having sex in your face pores?... $6 Bohring Bucks to cure inflation...and Prenup Phone apps!

STDs are FINALLY paying off big... Did the Big Tornado Lobby cover up Philadelphia tornados? ...When do dead cats stop smelling? ...Don’t be a dumb old bitch, don’t get eaten by a shark... Two car bumper stickers... and two season passes for the wastewater treatment tour please!

This episode is all about TRAINS. Pulling out of women and pulling into cars... The eroticism of coal dust... You never played Moleman? "...I am not a crooked nail! ...Trainforce One... That's why they're called RAILS of cocaine - do your research!

Reno, the lobster capital of the world... Two orders of boob sweat please... Amber Heard is like Hillary Clinton... It would’ve been acceptable in Egypt... DeShaun Watson’s massage school for wayward girls... You’re shoveling that pile of shit all wrong... and KNOW. YOUR. TRAIN. HISTORY, AMBER!  Support the show and get our weekly "warm up" show! https://www.patreon.com/bohringpod

Orgasming toy poop turtles... It might just be the vibrator in your ass... Dad, pass me a bowl of that Period Crunch please... It’s number 1 on the Serbian Punk Rock Trance Billboard Chart... Sorry I couldn’t be on the show, my head was in someone's ass. Join our Patreon for weekly bonus shows! https://www.patreon.com/bohringpod

Robot strip shows… it’s not cheating, if it doesn’t have a soul… sudden onset bra dementia… she repeats all the talking points, but she’s also racist... you don’t understand, the vodka is for my dog… it's a wider problem beyond burritos!

Did Amber Heard do blow bumps in court? Our expert jury decides... Guns and Japanese wrestling mix... Paige is the SATAN of Summer House... and any idiot should be able to design a parachute suit...She has two urethras... It’s not gonna beat the butt-plug billboard

BOHRing Rebrand II? When is too soon for sex jokes with Dad? Are STDs a myths? Is that Anne Frank’s diary in your ass? Are you dressed as the black Cat in a Hat? And Chlamydia... that’s a beautiful name.

They call those “spinners" ...top the Steal Part II, Process Server Boogaloo... Two Men in a (Vegas) Bathroom... The New Diet Cocaine... 90 Day Hologram Fiance...Did you contract dwarfism?

Stop coughing, Brian! Larry David stole my material... So I was fInger banging the bone in my throat... The beer propaganda... I didn’t think you were being racist before, but now I do... Here’s your ear back, sorry I kept it so long... and if you're going to bang an endangered lizard, make it a party.