The Bank Bros Show

In a special Grinch Edition of The Bank Bros Show, Rizzy and Ceej spread holiday jeer with tales of their successful gift campaigns, followed by some spiced Reindeer Games for your enjoyment! All The Bros want for Xmas this year is for you to hit play and listen as we rank Christmas movies, definitively grade your favorite Christmas candy, and then it's time for holiday trivia with plenty of whisk...

Baby, it's cold outside, so The Bros are heating things up in this pre-holiday episode! Roast your chestnuts over the open fire and hit that "play" button as Ceej & Rizzy discuss glad tidings for NFL playoff contenders, while handing out nothing but coal to the teams they label as pretenders in this week's Tier Rankings! Rizzy also has all the humbugs after the Lions were defeated in the game...

Welp, it finally happened. The Chicago Bears performed so poorly that even Ceej can't bring himself to talk about them anymore this season. Rizzy on the other hand is getting more naked by the week as the Detroit Lions' success grows even further. So, The Bros decided to turn this episode into nothing but Blind Rankings! Hit play and enjoy Rizzy & Ceej debate their own blind ranking lists with...

The Bros are still recovering from the Turkey Day festivities, but that didn't stop them from delivering the good news (if you're a Bears fan). Clean up that messy kitchen you've been putting off and crank those speakers up as we discuss the sudden firing of Matt Eberflus after the Bears latest debacle, Ceej's holiday wish list for a new head coach, a deep dive into the rookie quarterback season s...

(Note from Ceej: "What do you mean the episode is late? What day is it? Sunday? Oh sh*t! ) After 20 hours of prep and cooking, Ceej created a masterpiece of a Thanksgiving meal for his friends and family, but then fell into a 2-day coma due to his exhausting efforts and that's why this episode is a day late. Sorry about that, folks! Go ahead and push play and let us soothe you while you enjoy that...

Someone should tell Jake Paul that he should stop picking fights with 58 year old men, even if they are one of the GOATs. Join your Bros as we put the Tyson/Paul debacle under the microscope, break down the current NFL playoff picture, glance at some early NBA movement, and Ceej recalls a recent adventure in a school pick-up line. Rizzy needs an "Eat, Pray, Love" sign for his new loft, btw.

The weather outside is approaching levels that some would possibly deem to be frightening, but The Bros are here to keep those eardrums warm! Throw a log on the fire, pour up the whiskey, and get cozy to the sounds of another edition of our world-famous Game Night! Rizzy refuses to put a shirt on because the Lions keep roaring, we roast the Dallas Cowboys over the open fire, and speaking of fire,...

Ok, Rizzy's ego is outta control since the Pistons and Lions keep overperforming/dominating in their respective fields, so we're making him put his pants back on for this episode! Push play for a much-needed distraction from politics and listen to your boys breakdown NFL mid-season award predictions, shower Vince Carter with well-earned praise after his jersey retirement, and much more! Just push...

Ceej is back from his super top secret vacation to surprise his brother-in-law for his 30th birthday! Join us as the jetsetter tells tales of his first experience on the west coast (including a quick stay in Vegas with shenanigans)! Rizzy decides to go full frontal for your enjoyment as he celebrates Detroit's recent successes in multiple sports before The Bros break down the rest of this week's N...

These streets aren't safe for Ceej anymore! You gotta hit play and hear his frightening experience in a dangerous part of town, it will change your life! After that, make sure you stick around for more NFL fun as the trade deadline approaches. We also celebrate the official return of the NBA season, and make more stupid bets with our liver as we cover the potential Fight of the Year at UFC 308 thi...

This time around, The Bros determine whether this show is explicit enough, or if we should push the envelope for the sake of content. Ceej then somehow segues that conversation into a story about yet another "Dog Dad Vet Adventure" before your boys get to the nitty gritty of the NFC North, reunion season at Metlife Stadium, and a humongous bet for the AFC East crown! Never too late to jump on the...

It's Ceej's birthday (don't ask how many candles) and the only wish he has this year is that you hit play and come celebrate with a brand-new episode! The Bros kick back and discuss a surreal moment for Lebron James before diving back into the NFL pool with NFC North highlights, AFC teams heading in opposite directions, and an interesting debate about who should win the Davante Adams sweepstakes!...

It's Ceej's birthday and spooky season's starting already!! Ceej shares a great story about his recent encounter with a casino ghost after his wife wandered off on an adventure. Rizzy reminisces about home for a bit before we jump into more blazing hot NFL takes and deliver emotional flowers to the amazing Derrick Rose after his retirement announcement! Total rollercoaster episode, you know you wa...

We just felt like shootin' the sh*t in this one, folks! No outline of topics, no structure, just The Bros discussing whatever came up at the time! Push play and relax with us as we discuss everything from Rizzy's secret MTV audition, why gambling is stupid, and plenty of football arguments for your enjoyment! Your BAC level should probably be raised a bit before listening.

You can probably hear the sounds of Ceej groaning in agony as the Bears continue to disappoint despite a #1 drafted quarterback and more weapons than ever before. Push play and send sympathy cards as Ceej gets a live therapy session about the state of his football team, Rizzy breaks down the Lions struggles against Tampa Bay, and The Bros highlight all the blazing news from NFL Week 2! Edible arra...

NFL Week 1 is in the books and The Bros have all the coverage you need (and a lot of what you didn't know you needed)! Sensually press the play button, kick back and laugh along as we break down everything from Tyreek Hill's run-in with the law, Shannon Sharpe's spicy story, Caleb Williams's rocky pro debut, and the Lions are who we thought they were! All of that and so much more, what are you wai...

The temps are dropping, the air's getting crisp, and FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY!! Smash that "play" button and kick back as The Bros recap their tumultuous Vault League Draft and get deep into predictions and bold takes for the 2024-2025 NFL season! It's all the pigskin you can handle and dessert, too!

The Bros are back in town! Ceej has returned from his adventures in Satan's Anus (aka Arizona) with stories of amazing food, beautiful scenery, and lots and lots of sweat. Press play and listen to your boys explain why AZ is incredible, Rizzy sings the praises of Amazon's overnight contraceptive delivery services, and then we have some fun doing another annual mock draft as we celebrate the return...

The Bros are in a celebratory mood as Ceej gets incredible news early on during the episode that knocks his socks off! We then sip the finest of liquors as we make predictions for UFC 305, reminisce on USA's dominance as we bid farewell to the 2024 Summer Olympics, and Ceej delivers an ode to planet Earth's newest favorite break dancer. Break out the good scotch, it's time to party!

Everyone's favorite sports analyst, Skip Bayless, has been removed from his own show. As fellow journalists, The Bros decided to pay a special tribute to Skip's career with a look back at some of his greatest sports takes over the years. Rizzy's already broken his vows, we learn the meaning of a "lowercase hug", and chat about some boxing to hit our quota of sports stories for the week. Descriptio...

Rizzy's on the hunt in his latest "Tales From The Land of Sins" with a twist ending! Ceej is freshly cut, freshly inked, and feelin froggy himself as the Bros cover their wild weekends, chat about an interesting UFC 304 card, and provide more hard hitting recaps of Team USA's domination in the Paris Olympics. Another spicy episode to match the scorching temps outside, baby! Push play!

There's silence in the streets because the world has caught College Football Fever! The Bros take a break from the virtual gridiron to chat about the hot new game, reminisce about the greatest moments in their own personal sports careers, and a quick follow up chat about proper breakups. We then finish off with Rizzy attempting to win gold in Olympic Game Night! Now back to my mission of raising a...

The Bros are BACK and refreshed after a holiday break with all-new stories for your enjoyment. Sit back and relax as Ceej details his harrowing experience with his children's birthday party in Wisconsin Dells, and Rizzy reflects on his recent breakup and the lessons he's learned throughout his growth in relationships. It's a hot episode for a hot summer, dive on in!

The grill is hot, the family's here, and the vibes are immaculate. Click play and join us for a special 4th of July episode where Ceej opens his home and flexes his cooking muscles for the family (that includes you!). The Bros are joined by Ceej's hilarious younger brother, Ed, and good ol' Uncle Chan for great tunes, grilled chicken, and insane conversations about everything from why you should s...

The grill is hot, the family's here, and the vibes are immaculate. Click play and join us for a special 4th of July episode where Ceej opens his home and flexes his cooking muscles for the family (that includes you!). The Bros are joined by Ceej's hilarious younger brother, Ed, and good ol' Uncle Chan for great tunes, grilled chicken, and insane conversations about everything from why you should s...