The Alternative Commentary Collective

The Agenda

The Agenda is the official podcast of The Alternative Commentary Collective and the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap! Featuring all the major talking points from the world of sports, urban dictionary and more. Your #2 favourite sports podcast! Brought to you by Export Ultra - The Beer For Here! The ACC - The Alternative Commentary Collective.

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The Alternative Commentary Collective

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3 lis 2026

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"Battling Through The Bush" 06.05.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The IPL canned because of bloody COVID... What else could Razor Robertson do to celebrate a 'Saders win instead of a wounding breakdance? After Scott Dixon won and Scotty Mclauchlan came 2nd at Texas Motor Speedway, is it time for Indy Car to become NZ’s Car? Scenario: If you had to confess murder to one person i...

"Morningside For Life!" 29.04.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Do we have any name suggestions for the new NRL franchise potentially starting up in New Zealand? Who would have thought the Chiefs would be in the Super Rugby Aotearoa Final? And who is Matt supporting now his beloved Blues and Highlanders are out...Where does Chris Woods's 1st-Half EPL hat-trick rank in Kiwi sp...

"Spunking Money For Fun!" 22.04.2021

This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. How good are these anti-Super league chants? Does TJ Perenara need to start making sex tapes if he wants to make it in the NRL?What are some of sports' other biggest "humble pie" moments? Social Media Question: If you were to release a 'Greatest Hits' album based on your sporting career, what would some of the songs on it be...

"What About Diddle?" 15.04.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. What are our thoughts on Sir Richard Hadlee's library? Do we agree with Sir John "Hot Takes" Kirwan saying Fozzie Beer should drop Beauden Barrett? How good were the two golden point finishes in Super Rugby Aotearoa? Social Media Question: If you were organising an intervention for each person on this podcast, wh...

"Popping The Orange Cherry" 08.04.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Is this the most quintessential post-match rugby interview of all time from Tom Robinson?  After Kiwi Ferns player Nita Maynard was arrested for an alleged assault of security guards, is the NRL setting the best example for gender equality in their sport? Are we happy with the Black Caps side going over to right...

"Human Centipede On A Bicycle" 01.04.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. It’s been 3 years since this moment... are we ready to forgive yet? After Saturday, is it both the Chiefs' and the Warriors' year? Seeing it’s April 1st have we got any good sports-related prank stories we have heard over the years? Scenario:You have to fight Mike Tyson in his prime but you're allowed to bring on...

"Legend Of The Hairy Beaver" 25.03.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. It’s been six years this week since that amazing moment. Do the Chiefs Vs the Blues need a better name than the 'Battle of the Bombays'?After Richie's win last night and his Wiggles performance last week, could he become the first Kiwi to win a Halberg and an NZ Music Award in the same year? Social Media Question...

"Becoming A Mouth Breather" 18.03.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath & James McOnie. After America's Cup has become the Northern Beaches' Cup, what rule changes would you make for 2025? Has no Taylor, no Steady the Ship, and no Minute Piece now made the Bangladesh series more exciting? After some horrific TMO calls last weekend, is it time for the TMO to just be decided by a fan vote? Social Media QuestionIf a phonograph com...

"The Double Header At Blue Balls Stadium" 11.03.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Should be the 7th of March be a public holiday after BBQing the Aussies in the netty and the cricket on the same day? Should Christchurch gain independence from the rest of New Zealand so the Crusaders can play international rugby? Has this audio of Pete Montcommentary jinxed us in the America's Cup? Social Media...

"Have You Been Bashing The Bishop?" 03.03.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Should everyone who doubted Guppy be rounded up and chucked in a pool of sharks? Did Scotty J learn this type of commentator's curse from the ACC?Predictions for the America's Cup? Social Media QuestionIf you could attend one event in the world and be the only person in the crowd, it could be a concert, a sports...

"Beige Eye For The Caramel Guy" 24.02.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Should Devon Conway get the call up to the Test side, the All Blacks and Team New Zealand after his 99 not out on Monday? Are the Chiefs going to lose their Super Rugby Aotearoa V-Card by getting a win? Is Tiger Woods setting up the greatest comeback story of all time after he has reportedly broken both legs in a...

"A Little Bit Jizzy" 18.02.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. How was Lockdown 3.0? Are we going to BBQ the Aussies next week in the five-game T20 Series? After a female Australian boomer called Rafael Nadal an OCD F***, a wanker and flipped him the bird, should sledging be allowed in Tennis? Social Media Question It’s been 25 years since Shooter McGavin blew a 4 shot lead...

"Have You Seen Phar Lap's Heart?" 11.02.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. After it was confirmed that Roger Tuivasa Sheck will play for the Blues next year, who else could jump codes to play in the Blues backline next year? Is this the greatest streaker commentary of all time? Are we for or against the new Captain's Referral and Line Drop Out rules in Super Rugby this year? Social Medi...

"Soggy Biscuit At The Home Of Cricket" 03.02.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Are you going to Lord's in June to watch the Black Caps play in the World Test Championship Final and redeem themselves after the immaculate deflection game of 2019?If Marnus Labuschagne was bowling and screamed at you like this to catch a skied ball, would you catch it or drop it? What are your plans for Super B...

Special Episode: Rewatching The Underarm Over 29.01.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane.40 years to the day the fellas sit down and re-watch the entire last over of the infamous underarm game at the MCG and take you through the highs and lows. The Agenda looks into not only Bruce Edgar's unbeaten Century at the other end, but the shocking game changing decision by Umpire Don Weser to give Richard Had...

"Racism, Cricket Radio Rights & Fighting With A Fat" 28.01.2021

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Is there a place for racism in sport? Is Daniel Vettori a "Harry Tryhard"?What sporting event are we most excited for in 2021? Social Media Question:If 2021 could be as good as 2020 was bad, what would you like to see happen in 2021? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Pakistan Jan 31 2015 - Save The ACC Telethon 21.01.2021

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... When all looked lost for the ACC and our chance of going to the Cricket World Cup were almost gone, we turned to the great New Zealanders across the nation to Save The ACC in the first-ever ACC Caravan Telethon...Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs England ODI at the Cake Tin in W...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs England Mar 7 2018 - Arise Sir Lingus 13.01.2021

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... Ross Taylor's epic match-winning 181* on one leg against the Gay Avenger and England. Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs England ODI at University Oval in Dunedin way back on March 7th in 2018. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Caravan Archive: All Blacks Vs Lions July 8 2017 - RIP The Kings Arms 10.01.2021

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the 3rd and final test between the All Blacks and the British & Irish Lions live from The Kings Arms in Auckland. Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the All Blacks and the British & Irish Lions 3rd Test at Eden Park in Auckland way back on July 8th in 2017. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Australia Jan 30 2017 - Stomp On His Head 06.01.2021

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane's live on-air vasectomy and the infamous "stomp on his head" statement game... Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs Australia ODI at Eden Park in Auckland way back on Jan 30th in 2017. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Caravan Archive: NZ Vs Bangladesh Dec 29 2016 - Brown Eye Broom 30.12.2020

From the archives in the ACC Caravan hidden down the back of an old storage unit, here it is... the Brown Eye Broom game...Please enjoy the highlights/lowlights of the Black Caps vs Bangladesh ODI at Saxton Oval in Nelson way back on Dec 29th in 2016. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"To Jizz Or Not To Jizz" 23.12.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie, Jeremy Wells and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. Invisibility wank time machine or the worst thing you'll ever hear? Please enjoy the best/worst of The Agenda Scenarios and Social Media Questions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"I Don't Regret Anything!" 16.12.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:After the announcement of Steady the Ship's new daughter being born, how soon should she be called into the Test Squad? The best moments of 2020; Greatest Sporting hero of 2020Best tearsBest bubbleBest occasionBest Sporting COVID CaseFavourite Covid related cancell...

"Bring Back Nek Minute" 10.12.2020

This episode's panel features Matt Heath, James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are:Any skills Steady The Ship could take from his batting into parenting? Will this COVID-affected Pakistan team potentially be the weakest team to ever tour NZ?After the success of North V South & Maori V Moana Pasifika games. What are some other regional matches we...

"Get To The Back Of The Bang Bus!" 02.12.2020

This episode's panel features James McOnie and ACC & Hauraki Head G Lane. The Agenda Topics touched on in this episode are: Are we worried after Glenn Phillips' celebrations he might be too Australian for us? What are the worst things you've received on Social Media? After it was discussed with Lovely Trenty, is it time for ACC to be used as a training resource for the Black Caps? Scenario: You ar...

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