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The Agenda

The Agenda is the official podcast of The Alternative Commentary Collective and the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap! Featuring all the major talking points from the world of sports, urban dictionary and more. Your #2 favourite sports podcast! Brought to you by Export Ultra - The Beer For Here! The ACC - The Alternative Commentary Collective.

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2 lis 2026

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"The Steven Adams Hug Humiliator" 27.07.2026

On today's Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall take a look over some of the great nude trophy lifts they have received, and address a troubling trend (03:00)... Next, we might have finally found commentators who are more excitable than us (10:30), and they relitigate the meeting with Steven Adams from the day before, including a true humiliator for G Lane (20:10)... Plus, New Zealand has finall...

"The Steven Adams Special" 27.07.2026

In this special episode of The Agenda, Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane are joined by Steven Adams!  Steven drops in to chat about teaming up with the NZ Warriors for his Steven Adams Pathways Trust fundraising campaign aimed at giving more Kiwi kids the opportunity to participate in sport. Then the fellas put Steven through the infamous "22 In 2" questions... To support the ongoing work of the...

"Two Day Hangover & Scorpion Of Doom" 27.07.2026

On today's Agenda Podcast, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall are both suffering from aggressive two-day hangovers (00:00), so will New Zealand's Commonwealth Games medal haul cheer them up (06:45)? Next, should we be worried about the Wahs losing to the Bulldogs (14:20), and it's a five-peat for Tadej Pogačar in the Tour De France, so what does Lance Armstrong make of it all (24:30)... PLUS we have b...

"Fantastic Mr. Fox" 24.07.2026

Before they were getting Paul Henry to send "Death Threats" to Chris Hipkins and talking about shaggin Winnie, Jerry & Manaia chatted to Great NZer Ryan Fox just a couple of days after his win at The Open! Here's the full chat from the Hauraki Breakfast, including what it was like standing over that final putt on the 18th, the whirlwind of emotions since the win and what's next for Foxy... Did...

"Doomscrolling & Sportsbetting" 24.07.2026

On today's Agenda, Tony Lyall is joined by James McConie from Glasgow as the Commonwealth Games gets underway, so where in New Zealand would be the best place for us to host the games (00:00)? Next, the first thing Ryan Fox wanted when he got back to New Zealand was a pie, so where is the best place to get one in New Zealand (19:30), who will be the biggest bolter for the All Blacks on their tour...

"Hairy Jav In A Box" 23.07.2026

Today on The Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Matt Heath are joined by special guest Grant Elliot aka The Hairy Jav to discuss the latest in the whirlwind world of Ryan Fox and his domination of the world's media (00:00)!  They also cover the disgraced Davy Dumb Dumb and his drunk driving charge (03:45), before the Jav reveals an incredible gift for the guys and the ACC XI (14:15)... Plus Matt Hea...

"The ACC SportsBook - July 23rd" 23.07.2026

Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to wax lyrical about Foxy's Open win and table some audio from last week's episode (0:00). Then they pore over the big wins from last weekend (03:30) and look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens across the NRL (03:15), and the F1 (11:00)... Then this week's Grab A Pen (14:45), Stats To Impress The Ladies (17:30) and this week's ThreeWay (19...

"Everybody Loves Foxy!" 22.07.2026

On today's Agenda, Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane look at how Ryan Fox has blown up worldwide, and now the whole world loves him (00:00)!  Next, it's a Correction Corner and a heartfelt apology to former Black Cap captain and Grant Fox's grandad Merv Wallace (06:45), could Streaker Bullrush be the greatest sports Halftime show of all time (23:55), and is this the death knell for the Commonwea...

"The First BSA Complaint" 21.07.2026

On today's Agenda, ACC Head G Lane informs Tony Lyall about his first BSA complaint, so what did he say to raise the ire of the public (00:00)? Next, the Ryan Fox celebration train rolls on, so who is the biggest loser from his historic Open win (08:45), the fellas finally get around to discussing the Football World Cup, and the commentators managed to make more mistakes than The ACC (17:20), and...

"Ryan Fox & A Sportsgasm Weekend" 20.07.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Manaia Stewart joins ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall in the immediate aftermath of the Football World Cup final, but they are too caught up in Ryan Fox winning the British Open to talk about it (00:00). They also rake over the coals of the All Blacks' win over Ireland in the ultimate Mana Munch at Eden Park (10:30), the Black Caps nearly turning a win into a defeat...

"Fish Fingers & Shohei's A Guy?" 16.07.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, ACC Head G Lane tells Tony Lyall the harrowing story behind why he was in A&E till 1am with a fish hook in his finger the night before (00:00)... Next, which high-profile athlete did Mike Tyson misgender (09:20), and it's the photo that everyone is talking about, so should all babies be bathed by a professional athlete (13:20)... Plus, what song should DJ A Ho...

"It's Not Coming Home And It's Not Funny" 16.07.2026

On this episode of The Agenda, a desolate Matt Heath joins Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane in the immediate aftermath of England being bundled out of the World Cup, and it DEFINITELY isn't funny (00:00)... Next, why on earth would you schedule an All Blacks match at the same time as the Wahs (09:55), are South Africa the Russian dopers of the rugby world (25:15), and we have an update on people get...

"The ACC SportsBook - July 16th" 16.07.2026

Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to pore over the big wins from last weekend (01:00) and look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens across the All Blacks (03:15), the Wahs (06:00), the F1 (10:40) and the Open (12:00)... Then this week's Grab A Pen (16:25), an Open Edition of Stats To Impress The Ladies (19:55) and this week's ThreeWay (22:00)... Powered by TAB! Follow The AC...

"Spaniards, Vasectomies & Two Suns One Toilet" 14.07.2026

On this episode of The Agenda, Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane delve into the intricacies of getting a vasectomy, and how many times you need to clear the pipes afterwards (00:00)... Next up, France are officially out of the World Cup and Lamine Yamal is the new superstar, so what were you up to when you were nineteen (11:10)? Also, Jarome Luai is officially off to the Eels, so why are the Tigers p...

"Vale Sam Neill & The Irish Mind Games Begin" 14.07.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall pay tribute to the great Sam Neill, including a deep dive into his worst movie, which just so happens to be about the Football World Cup (00.00)... Next they discuss Reiko Ioane's recall to the All Blacks just in time for the Irish Test (05:50), and the Black Caps' demolition job in ODI 2 of the Windies series (13:10)! Plus Auckland T...

"R.I.P Bazball & Will Jordan Is HIM" 12.07.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall discuss Bazball being no more! So, what's next for England cricket, what's next for Brendon McCullum, and does this mean Tim Southee might have to spend time with his family (06:50)? Also, the Black Caps get beaten by the West Indies in the 1st ODI but not without controversy (13:30)... Next, revisit the weekend's trip to Wellington...

"Roombas In The Outfield" 09.07.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda podcast, Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane & Tony Lyall to bask in the glow of a NSW State of Origin Series win, and ask what the forefathers of cricket would make of the NRL bunker (05:15)... Next, will Will Jordan score the most out of any All Black in Wellington on Saturday (22:00), also it's the Football World Cup Quarter-Finals, so what should Matt prepare...

"The ACC SportsBook - July 9th" 09.07.2026

Paul Maoate from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to pore over the big wins from last weekend (01:15) and look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens across the All Blacks (05:25), the Wahs (09:15), and the FIFA World Cup (12:50)... Then this week's Grab A Pen (19:10), Stats To Impress The Ladies (24:00) and another ThreeWay (27:45)... Powered by TAB! Follow The ACC on  Instagram...

"Eddie Vedder Knows The Rules!" 08.07.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda podcast, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall issue a plea for the Hydration Break to be revolutionised and used at all sports (06:40)... Next, what will State of Origin look like at Eden Park next year after 8 hours of pre-loading (22:35), should the Warriors release a range of Hi-Vis work gear (31:20), and what is the right amount of abuse to yell at a referee at a chi...

"Has There Ever Been An Ugly All Blacks No. 10?" 07.07.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Manaia Stewart joins ACC Head G Lane to recap further the carnage of the ACC's weekend in Christchurch for the All Blacks (00:00)...  Then the fellas get into the latest from the Football World Cup, including England beating Mexico and Harry Kane's hilarious post-match interview (03:45), and Donald Trump stepping in to get a Red Card reviewed... Also, our mat...

"No Peeking & A Roman Candle Up The Butt" 06.07.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall rake over the coals of the All Blacks' win in Christchurch, including the literal coals of the kitchen fire at the official pre-game (07:30)... Next we head to Silverstone for the F1, and it turns out The ACC aren't the only commentators who don't have a clue what's going on (40:30), Brazil are out of the Football World Cup and Engla...

"Sacré Bleu Live From Christchurch" 03.07.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Manaia Stewart joins ACC Head G Lane live from the Whisky Library at Bloody Mary's at the Rydges Latimer to preview the All Blacks against France at Te Kaha (00:00)! Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (20:40)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on&...

"Ding Dong The Lucky Loser Is Dead!" 02.07.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Matt Heath and Tony Lyall join ACC Head G Lane to discuss the wonderful news that the Super Rugby "Lucky Loser" is dead (00:00)!  Next, the fellas get into the FIFA World Cup and whether football is in fact coming home (07:00)... Plus the Black Caps ODI squad for a tour of the West Indies has been named (19:45), and The Human Skewer is heading to Japan (25:20...

"The ACC SportsBook - July 2nd" 02.07.2026

Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to pore over the big wins from last weekend (01:45) and look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens across the All Blacks (06:30), the NRL (08:00), the FIFA World Cup (11:00), and the F1 (13:30)... Then this week's Grab A Pen (14:30), a FIFA World Cup Edition of Stats To Impress The Ladies (18:00) and another ThreeWay (20:30)... Powered by TAB...

"Steady The Nips?" 30.06.2026

On today's episode of The Agenda, Tony Lyall joins ACC Head G Lane to discuss a job opportunity (00:00)... Then, the fellas get into all the post-Test Series stats, providing caravan thickness for Black Caps fans (01:00), and all the chaos in the FIFA World Cup with Germany, Japan and the Netherlands all being eliminated (16:15). Plus, they try and predict Dave Rennie's first All Blacks starting X...

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