Tangential Banter

We finally bring you the AI-generated trailer, courtesy of friend of the show, Matt Johnson, as well as various and sundry other timely topics from our pick list. Sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠https://forms.gle/vR6mrzXuZX6zifKg9

The boys get things off to a wild start with an impersonation of a famous radio personality whose career ended in a cloud of allegations, followed by things done to a chicken which can hardly be spoken aloud, capped - as usual - with musings about the origins of words. Sign up to be a guest in a future episode here: ⁠⁠https://forms.gle/vR6mrzXuZX6zifKg9

This episode is a veritable smorgasbord of topics: Bernie Sanders, Irish Gaelic, the Soviet Union under Stalin, and invitations and how to reject them. Sign up to be a guest in a future episode here: ⁠https://forms.gle/vR6mrzXuZX6zifKg9

The newly married Jack and the slightly-more-tenured Ben explore the etymology of a modern sports car leading back to a Dutch naval past and then make the case for the creation of adult rec league track and field. Sign up to be a guest in a future episode here: ⁠https://forms.gle/vR6mrzXuZX6zifKg9

Jack and Ben are joined by a surprise guest, reprising his participation from 2024. Along the way they ruminate on pharmaceutical advertisements and more. Sign up to be a guest in a future episode here: https://forms.gle/vR6mrzXuZX6zifKg9

Jack and Ben answer the questions of latrine-dwelling sophists before going fully into the weeds to understand why there can be such ambiguity surrounding discussions about weekends. Sign up to be a guest in a future episode here: https://forms.gle/vR6mrzXuZX6zifKg9

Friend of the program, Seth Chadwick, joins the hooligans to enlighten the world about just which things would be different if they ran the place. Sign up to be a guest in a future episode here: https://forms.gle/vR6mrzXuZX6zifKg9

This tangent brings a millennia-old mystery and intrigue to the fore as Dirty Jack poses a question and the Ben attempts to deduce the answer. Sign up to be a guest in a future episode here: https://forms.gle/vR6mrzXuZX6zifKg9

From condiments to the purge and Michael Myers to Mike Myers, this episodes tangents run the gamut. Sign up to be a guest in a future episode here: https://forms.gle/vR6mrzXuZX6zifKg9

Fangorn, the intermarriage of humans and elves, why fish suck, and a recruiter's guide inside interviewing. Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://forms.gle/up1UxDGB2YzYgmdX9

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The Jack & Bentatious explore the supernatural as they muse on the relationship between vampires and coffins in this, unfortunately, abbreviated episode. Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://forms.gle/up1UxDGB2YzYgmdX9

"RCS, MMS, and SMS, a comparison we see, Milo and squirrel, a playful decree, Hot dog or hot cat, which one shall reign? Peas with water chestnut, a culinary gain, The tale of marshmallow, its roots to explore, Toppings on pizza, a feast to adore." - Microsoft Copilot (for Notepad) Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

It's all in the name this week, with a discussion based on the every-popular mechanics of the BM and shareholder-owned companies. Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://forms.gle/up1UxDGB2YzYgmdX9

In the longest episode to date, Jack and Ben are joined by the first female guest who helps them explore the complex interplay between consciousness, the sub-conscious, unconsciousness, sleep, and the nervous system. Theories and opinions abound, while facts are hard to come by. Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

What is the difference between a cattle prod and a taser? The answer will shock you! In the realm of conducted energy devices nothing is off limits. What is the difference between a protagonist and an anti-hero? The answer is at least some spelling variations. Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

A last-minute discovery leads to a surprise guest as the mad lads query him about his work experience as an EMT, firefighter, and jail guard. Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://forms.gle/up1UxDGB2YzYgmdX9

Crikey! There sure is a lot of beef jerky in my yard. I wonder what impact it will have on climate change -- or paintball? Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://forms.gle/up1UxDGB2YzYgmdX9

You've heard of capsaicin levels in peppers being measured in Scoville heat Units, but how do we quantify the potency of onions? What do buying a car at a dealership and an encounter with a public flasher have in common? You'll want to gouge your eyes out. Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In our longest episode ever recorded, we really went places -- and got nowhere. Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://forms.gle/up1UxDGB2YzYgmdX9

And now for something completely different... This episode is unlike anything which has preceded it. Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://forms.gle/up1UxDGB2YzYgmdX9

Charlie's Uncle Jack, contrived plot devices, villains who show up in order, and your consciousness as a passenger. Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://forms.gle/up1UxDGB2YzYgmdX9

Austin Powers, Greek mythology, emergency salad dressing, and software frustrations. Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://forms.gle/up1UxDGB2YzYgmdX9

What if massage therapists simultaneously performed skin cancer screenings? Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://forms.gle/up1UxDGB2YzYgmdX9

Flow the flow of thoughts from a porcelain bowl to steel cylinder to a carbon-based flexible tube. Share your feedback or sign up to be a guest in a future episode here:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://forms.gle/up1UxDGB2YzYgmdX9