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Let me tell you about the great Archeops, the strikingly beautiful avian beast hailing from the Ancient Armenian Highlands. The Archeops are large birds, dawning a wingspan of 8-10 feet of bright cobalt feathers. A long, slim coral head resembling a snake emerges from the bird’s beige body, barring razor-sharp teeth. Flying through the air, spectators will usually distinguish the bird by its uniqu...

BABY I like to record stuff. BATS And why do you like to record stuff. Are you the police? Are you a snitch? DARLING I think he’s just acting the fool. BATS I asked him. But ‘acting’ is right. What if this is a cover? What if Harpo here is a real Serpico? - All eyes on Baby. -  BUDDY Speak up, Baby.  BABY I... I just like to listen to what people say. I don’t always understand first time out. So I...

For our 20TH Episode were giving out 20 FREE Box to Box: The Origin Story Audiobooks! Narrated by David Attenborough and written by James Patterson, the new memoir takes a deep dive into the genesis of the Box to Box Podcast - from the intense drama of finding 3 other podcasts called Box to Box, to the sad reality of kicking out Sully Thumberg from the squad because of his harsh voice not suited f...

This episode is brought to you by our newest sponsor - the Grinnell College Football Team of the D3 Midwest Conference.  Are you or your loved ones 18-22 years of age interested in joining a program on the rise? Are you interested in taking your football skills to the next level in the great state of Iowa? Have you ever wanted to meet a guy named Wyatt? Then the Grinnell Pioneers might be the team...

When do you know that you are truly living originally? Are we just chasing shadows our whole life? When the legendary trio of Harry, Thomas, and Max sit down for a chat about European Soccer, how do they know that their ideas are out of the vein of the massive current of soccer pundits, former players, coaches, and local pub goers? How do you escape the current, if that’s all you know.  The advant...

The Holiday season is upon us. As I walk the brightly lit streets, the gleaming blues and jolly whites illuminate the evergreens and musty bars alike. I'm filled with nostalgic joy, which contests with my disgust with the luminous ploys to grab my attention. So many cool spots in this city, authentic cuisine, world-famous sports teams and kind friends making cookies at their apartments. Yet t...

10 things I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving: 1) The Boxers 2) The Boxees 3) Singapore's expulsion from the New Federation of Malaysia in 1965 4) Nutmeg 5) Julian Nagglesman's coat selection vs. Kiev 6)  The human body's capacity to digest incredible amounts of carbs 7) Reece James' right foot 8) Thierry Henry's searing words against Man Utd  9) The smell of Pumpkin B...

The Routledge Handbook of Southeast Asian Economics states "The combined share of Southeast Asia in total world non-oil exports increased from 3.1 percent in the early 1970s to nearly 6 percent by 2009-10. Rapid export growth has been underpinned by a profound shift in export structure away from primary commodities and towards manufactures." This insight, delivered by the world renowned...

This weekend, to get into the Halloween spirit, the lads decided to pay a visit to the local hand reader. Maybe we wanted a little spook, maybe we wanted some insight into our futures to calm some anxieties, but I don't think we were ready for the experience we had.  Purple neon lights surrounded the doorway as we were ushered up into the attic. The palm reader, an older heavy-set women with...

Ingredients: 5 peaches , peeled , cored and sliced (about 4 cups) 3/4 cup granulated sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt For the batter: 6 Tablespoons butter 1 cup all-purpose flour 1 cup granulated sugar 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 3/4 cup milk ground cinnamon Instructions: Add the sliced peaches, sugar and salt to a saucepan and stir to combine.   *(If using canned peaches, skip steps 1 &amp...

10,000 years ago, humankind roamed the land we stand on today and hunted wild, vicious animals and scavenged for food to sustain small tribes. 5,000 years ago humans tilled the North American land, growing early strains of corn, working most of the year to harvest cobs with 8 kernels to prepare for the harsh winter. 200 years ago, settlers in the southwest corner of Lake Michigan forged a new city...

The year is 2645. The passing of time is now only marked by new Box to Box episodes coming out every hour, streamed to the consciousness of every being left on the planet. The episodes are an hour long. Max, Harry, and Thomas are long dead, yet the episodes keep coming. Artificial intelligence scrapes the large catalogue of recordings they left behind, creating infinite sentences from their voices...

For our 10TH Episode we're giving out 10 free signed pictures of waveforms of us saying "Box to Box". All you need to enter is to walk around your city block , suburban street, or rural road this Sunday ( 10/10 ) for 10 hours, and tell every 10th person you see about Box to Box (It can be good or bad, but you have to say "Box to Box: A Chelsea FC and Bayern Munich Podcast to ev...

The lads extend out deepest apologies to all the Boxers out there for not uploading this episode on our usual upload schedule. We here at Box to Box understand that our listeners have weekly routines, and if we wish to be a part of that routine we must be consistent in our uploads. For what its worth, we’d like to provide an explanation for our tardiness this week, and ask for your forgiveness. Se...

The scene opens up to a brick fireplace, a couple logs crackling from the soft flames. The camera pans out to a cozy study, a dark coffee stained wood table sits on an intricately woven maroon rug. The exposed brick of the fireplace dawns the entire back wall, covered with retro football memorabilia. A signed Peter Osgood Chelsea kit hangs beside a framed picture of Gerd Muller holding the Meister...

As the sun sets over the Tuesday European sky, crowds gather at Stamford Bridge, Camp Nou, and other historic stadiums to witness the kickoff of the greatest club tournament of them all. Music, chants, food and drinks are all flowing through these community centers as the worlds best athletes put on a show that no other entertainment can match. Here in primitive America, where the sun is still shi...

The gang takes out their anger towards Anthony Taylor on the unsuspecting Jurgen Klopp, who merely is trying out wearing contacts but looks like he ate 40 donuts which all found a resting spot in his face. Thats a legit quote from Harry this episode - he has a ruthless side to him that I kinda wanna see more of am I right. The rest of the episode is pretty chill, we have some laughs at Barcelona&a...

Hey friend/family member of Thomas or Harry or Max thanks for clicking on our Insta link we appreciate the support and if you see us in person we owe you 3 burpees and a kiss on the forehead. Ok I gotta describe this episode. THIS WEEK - the homo sapiens residing in central North America will utilize their abilities of oration to describe the happenings across the mysterious sea. Strange tales of...

The legends of AYSO are back with another episode of Box to Box. The lads are breaking down Matchweek 1 of the EPL and Bundesliga: Chelsea's victory over Palace, and Bayern's tough showing against Gladbach. Also, what player could fill out these top squads before the season really gets going? Find out in this week's episode.

The pundits are at it again with the third installment of Box to Box. This week, we're talking Lukaku and what he brings tactically to Chelsea, the role wingers play in the Bayern side, and make our picks for breakout player of the year. In the other 40 minutes we discuss Danny Ings to Aston Villa.

The legendary trio are back with their second episode of Box to Box. This week, the fellas discuss Chelsea and Bayern transfer developments, as well as predict the Premier League Final Table . Check it out for some outlandish predictions, and some sweet tunes from our main man Jack. 

Lets get hyped boysss. A new Chelsea and Bayern Munich podcast is on the way called Box to Box. Tune in to listen to Max, Thomas and Harry breaking down every game and giving their feedback while learning to podcast on the way. Episode 1 coming soon!

The boys are back with their first episode of Box to Box. This week, the fellas discuss their favorite transfers of the window so far and give predictions of Chelsea and Bayern's starting XI. The pod wraps up with some future transfer hopes as Harry and Thomas hope for a big gunman up top while Max opts for a tricky wingback.