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This week on the pod, we talk heterosexual jockstraps, criteria for morality plays, the delightful sleaze of the 70s, and how we're the oldest people currently online in 1977's LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR! NEW THEME SONG BY PADLOCK! GIVE THEM MONEY AT http://padlock.bandcamp.com/  Referenced in the episode: Delaney Jordan/Infinite Snow Productions, '"Man Bad" Horror: A Feminist Autopsy' https://www.yo...

This week on the pod, we celebrate the True Lusters and talk American grime, the Greek tragedy of the evil father, and good ol' sex and violence in 2024's LOVE LIES BLEEDING! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com

300 EPISODES OF SWIMFANS, BABY!!! To celebrate, this week we revisit our namesake to discuss ambitious filmmaking, teenage Draculas, swim pageants, and general opining on the genre 300 episodes later. This is 2002's SWIMFAN (revisited)! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com

This week on the show, we welcome back Heroes Three doll Matthew Tucciarone to discuss electricity demons, if it's cheating to hook up with a computer program, and who and who isn't a Friend of Craig in 1998's VIRTUAL GIRL! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com

This week on the podcast, we talk real vs. simulacrum, the photographer's hunt for ownership, and the Bluth family model home in 1991's THE ADJUSTER! swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

The regular Swimfans get into their familiar brain demons with Gregory Dark's 1994 film, Object of Obsession. heroesthree.com

Babe, wake up! It's time for your government-mandated hot anime swordsman hour!!! This week, come choose your favorite hot guy and talk landmark action animation, blood sacrifices and war perverts in 2007's SWORD OF THE STRANGER!   SWIMFANS POD DOT COM PATREON.COM/SWIMFANS

This week, we grab our loungewear wedding gowns to discuss being so sleepy, girls just being pals, and the jellyfish as metaphor in 2016's A BRIDE FOR RIP VAN WINKLE! SWIMFANS ON PATREON   SWIMFANS POD DOT COM

This week on the pod, we put on our pink nighties and grab our orange cats to talk male insecurities, the horrors of the cops, and which movie has the greatest number of unlawful entries in 1992's UNLAWFUL ENTRY! swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

This week on the pod, we put on our night eyes to talk voyeurs (complimentary and derogatory), cinematic displays of kink, and exactly how many masked men scaling the walls to break into your mansion is too many masked men in 1990's NIGHT EYES! SWIMFANS ON PATREON SWIMFANS POD DOT COM

This week, we finish out the 2025 Best Picture nominees. Grab your full-body balaclava and join us discussing the back half of the Best Picture 2025 nominees: EMILIA PEREZ, I'M STILL HERE, NICKEL BOYS, THE SUBSTANCE, and WICKED! patreon.com/swimfans swimfanspod.com

Our Patreon mini on THE SUBSTANCE has been unlocked to give you the fullest possible oscar coverage. Is this the movie that tears the swimfans apart?? (no) More episodes like this one are available on patreon.com/swimfans for $1 a month!

Doves, welcome back to awards season. Grab your wormskin gowns and join us discussing the first half of the Best Picture 2025 nominees: ANORA, THE BRUTALIST, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN, CONCLAVE, and DUNE: PART TWO! timecodes!: Anora: 00:02:50 The Brutalist: 00:20:47 A Complete Unknown: 00:39:35 Conclave: 00:52:43 Dune 2: 01:03:57   SWIMFANS ON PATREON SWIMFANS POD DOT COM

This week on the podcast, we talk killing your husband, making friends with his mistress, and the finer points of red herrings in 1955's DIABOLIQUE!   swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

This week on the pod, we talk reptile guys, being young, disaffected and beautiful, and chat about teenage nihilism in 1997's NOWHERE!   SWIMFANS ON PATREON SWIMFANS POD DOT COM

This week on the pod, we finally get fully Jakepilled and talk load-bearing hats, ab hires, and the sheer joy of a truly risk-addicted ghoul in 2020's DEADLY MILE HIGH CLUB!   SWIMFANS ON PATREON SWIMFANS POD DOT COM

This week on the pod, we get hair-down and talk American archetypes, critical amounts of gender performance, and we discuss the power and legacy of artist and filmmaker David Lynch in 1990's WILD AT HEART! swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans

This week on the pod, we theorize about French marriages, discuss guys who suck the perfect amount, and when characters' hair is entirely too noticable in 2014's THE BLUE ROOM!   LA WILDFIRE RELIEF: DISPLACED BLACK FAMILIES GFM DIRECTORY ANIMATION GUILD MEMBERS & ASSOCIATES

This week, we hang out on the bleeding edge of film releases and talk displaying desire onscreen, depictions of depravity, and the finer points of puppy play in 2024's BABYGIRL!

Happy new year from Swimfans to you! This week, we talk gritty fairy tales, the finer points of dark comedy, and we take a guided tour through exploitation film in 1996's FREEWAY!

Happy holidays and happy new year! For the final episode of 2024, we talk babygirl Al Pacino, niche cop stakeout operations and our favorite guy John Greatman in 1989's SEA OF LOVE!   patreon.com/swimfans

Happy holidays to doves near and far! This week, we welcome back Ooze Correspondent Vou Pinette to the pod to discuss the annual Mariah Report, our horrible clown baby and the love and care what goes into a gory movie in 2024's TERRIFIER 3!   swimfanspod.com

This week on the pod, we discuss Morgan Fairchild's arresting gaze, failing to ghoul effectively, and the consequences of not having a freak behind the camera in 1982's THE SEDUCTION! swimfanspod.com

This week on the pod, we talk man-sized aquariums, curly eyebrows, and when a movie's sociopolitical messaging gets muddled in 1977's DEATH GAME!   patreon.com/swimfans

As always, this year we're thankful for our beautiful, perfect listeners. This week, we talk evil blonde women, DMing your enemy's stalker, and a plea to be weirder in 2017's UNFORGETTABLE! swimfanspod.com patreon.com/swimfans