SurlyHorns Podcast

we got fucked.

We just got back from the bars. Fuck you bitch.

We have embarked on an RV trip to Fayetnam for the game, we also have the one and only first Burnt Ends TD Scoring Cade Brewer 

This is an instant classic. Listen to our misadventures as we tell the story behind the player photos for Burnt Ends signing day. We have plenty of season predictions, new words that we've made up, recruiting news and of course the fat boy minute (still featuring music!)

SUBSCRIBE to Burnt Ends - the only crowd funded NIL activity focused on TE at the University of Texas.  We talk about all kinds of stuff in this episode, but mostly related to paying players - totally above board and approved and sanctioned by the University. 

Listen for all you need to know regarding Surly Horns NIL program called Burnt Ends. We talk recruiting, NIL, and all things Longhorns sports. 

We talk about all things Texas and OU to the SEC, but fuck OU and fuck the Big 12. 

RECRUITING AND NIL HOLY SHIT

Finally back with relevant content! Join us as we talk Texas Baseball, Basketball and the latest recruiting news  great episode with minimal technical difficulties  

Well it's peak offseason folks. 

We are deep in the offseason. This episode we talk about Stonks, Crypto, a little bit of sports news, ridiculousness and ice cream.

We didn't really have anything to talk about so we just told a bunch of stories and then the site went down.  Have fun listening to this one.

Sorry for our extreme tardiness, but this just means you get 2 episodes in one week after a week and a half break. Lucky you. Join us as we talk about the NFL Draft, the Aaron Rodgers situation, cinco de drunko, mexican food, and much more!

Immamac is in Key West, talk about some of his adventures and then talk about all things Longhorn sports including baseball, volleyball, basketball, spring game, football recruiting and much more. A fun episode that fits squarely into offseason.

Join us on this week's episode as we delve into the twitter sphere with none other than the top dog on Longhorn Twitter - Kyle Umlang. We talk Aggie facts, spring game preview, recruiting, baseball, volleyball, and much more.

We talk with Derka and Slorch about all things Chris Beard including the Texas Tech years and us stealing all their coaches and players. We move on from that and talk all kinds of things, some talk of spring practice, but mostly just offseason bullshit. RIP DMX.

Join us as we talk Godzilla vs Kong, have a great interview from Nate Boyer about all kinds of things including his decision to come to Texas, his time on the 40, the transition from Mack to Charlie and what he has going on now. We finish up with talk about the Chris Beard hire, Spring practice talk and much more!

We were drunk, laughing and having a good time and the pitmasters over at Pinkertons BBQ thought it would be a good time to get on and talk shit about Lincoln Riley's disaster of a brisket. 

WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? Well, if you listen you'll find out a lot more than just the Chris Beard hire. We have some recruiting updates, some retirements to announce and lots of talk about baseball in honor of opening day for the MLB.

Join us as we have a very open and honest conversation with The Shark. We had a blast recording this interview and we hope you have a blast listening to it. We talk about a wide variety of topics including his recruitment, his time at Texas on and off the field through 3 coaching regimes and some topics that have absolutely nothing to do with anything except life.

Anger, Anguish, Despair. Listen to our raw reaction to the loss to ACU in the tournament in a special bonus edition of the podcast featuring Derka

Continually improving intro song + incredible talk about spring practice predictions, how RGBIII is going to get covid in souf carolina, the latest news and current events and much much more. 

Hell of a show with absolutely no talk about recruiting, but a lot of talk about other things. Hope you enjoy the show.

We talk about some happenings, some stonks, some longhorn sports, and have a great guest to give us some "$9.95er" insight into recruiting.

In this episode we talk at length about why we missed taping last week, the misadventures of Immamac during the icepacolypse, general thoughts on the situation and then we finally get into baseball, basketball, new staff hires and best of all the awesome job of recruiting we have been doing.