Sloppy Sorting Hat

Just call us freaky podcast girls! Because we're doing the callbacks for one of those early DCOMs (Disney Channel Original Movies, duh!) and sorting the cheesy characters from High School Musical. We're all in this together, so listen as we get sloppy, broom under the influence and sing some parodies! Oh c'mon, you knew we were gonna sing. Plus, listen all the way to the end for a very special ann...

In Shaker Heights, there's a plan for everything. On the Sloppy Sorting Hat? Not so much. Elena Richardson wouldn't approve, but we're sorting the very flawed characters from Little Fires Everywhere anyway. Join us as we talk about turkey basters, motherhood and the fabulous Reese Witherspoon! Plus, we're playing classic games, talking about HP theories and more!

We were so preoccupied with whether we could do a Season 3, we didn't stop to think if we should do a Season 3. But sloppiness... finds a way. So we're back and we're sorting the characters from the 90's classic Jurassic Park! We also unveil a new game, and close out the exciting cliffhanger from the Season 2 finale! What house is Manda really in? Listen to find out!

It's our Season 2 Finale and that means we've gotta get back to Hogwarts! Listen in as things get totally awesome when we sort the comical characters from A Very Potter Musical. Plus, we've got yet another confunded guest podcaster, the mastermind behind @Cocktails_and_Cravings on Instagram and our biggest fan, Meagan. We're sharing a very special collaborative cocktail! Plus -- fun games, outland...

Yea, we might be sloppy, but we're also scruffy-looking nerfherders. That's why we're sorting characters from the sci-fi classic Star Wars. We're talking about the original trilogy with our special confunded guest podcaster, Justin! Plus, we're brooming under the influence, discussing some weird theories, and debating who's the bigger babe - Han or Leia. This IS the podcast you're looking for!

The truth is, there is no one who can do what we do - sloppily sort characters from The Devil Wears Prada! A million girls would kill to listen to this podcast. So join us and witness baby fox talk, the birth of a new catch phrase and the telling of our podcast origin story. That's all.

What is this... a podcast for slops!? Yep! So, join us as we destroy the Prime Minister of Malaysia... uh, we mean sort the zany characters from the hit comedy Zoolander. Plus, we're playing games, doing some mad libs and answering questions from friends of the show. This damn podcast, it's so hot right now!

Marry us! Because we're sorting the characters from Arrested Development. You might think a basket of deplorables like the Bluths would all be sorted into Slytherin, but we're as sloppy as Buster after a couple of juice boxes so we may have gotten it a little wrong. Plus, we tricked another person into guest podcasting with us! Or was it more like we deceived them? Tricked makes it sound like we h...

New year, same old Sloppy Sorting Hat - just a lame excuse for all the idiots who make this podcast to drink beer in hopes of distracting themselves from the pathetic emptiness of their meaningless, consumer-driven lives! That's right, we're kicking off 2021 with the acerbic wit of Kat Stratford and her classmates from 10 Things I Hate About You. Join us and be whelmed as we sort this early 90s Sh...

Look, we know what movie we're sorting for Christmas. You know what movie we're sorting for Christmas. So let's make this simple. Join us as we sort the corny characters from that 90s classic: Kris Kringle! Sinterklaas! Pere Noel! Babbo Natale! Pelz-Nickel! Topo Gigio! It's the Santa Clause! Plus, we're talking holiday ghosts, singing a Mariah parody and discussing that academic question that's ba...

Sloppy Slops, ASSEMBLE! We're sorting some of the marvelous (get it!?) heroes and villains from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We're doing the heroic work. The hard work. Drinking beers. Playing games. Mashing up wizardly and marvely universes. And don't worry, just like Cap, we can do this all day!

It's Thanksgiving and of course that means it's time to cook.... some meth! Join us as we cook up the blue stuff and sort the morally questionable characters from Breaking Bad. We've got a few games, a few beers and we sloppily jump from topic to topic hitting on such holiday favorites as the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and turkey sandwiches. If you're missing your family this Thanksgiving, lis...

We are the Sorting Queens! So don't miss out as we sort the creepy characters from The Nightmare Before Christmas. We're playing games, parodying songs and going off on some truly unrelated tangents. It's everything you need to make a Halloween great!

We've been slopping our way through this podcast for a whole year, and you know what that means! You don't? Yea, neither do we. So we just threw together this 1st Anniversary Special! We're sorting our partners and our friends (AKA our cats), playing games, talking ships and unveiling our exciting blooper reel. Pop open some champagne and celebrate with us, sloppy slops!

We're dedicating this one to some very loyal listeners who don't think they've heard anything good today.  Join us as we sort an 80's classic - Ferris Bueller's Day Off! We're drinking, twisting, shouting, mad-libbing, buzzed brooming and so much more. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and listen to a podcast every once in a while, you could miss some very sloppy sortings!

Oh my god, you guys! If there ever was a perfect podcast this one... is way too sloppy to be it. But join us anyway as we sort the lovely ladies and sleazy dudes from Legally Blonde. Plus, we play some fan-favorite games, talk about one of the weirder ships in the Harry Potter fandom and find out about Dani's touching crush on Emmett. Seriously, give us a listen. Podcasts give you endorphins. Endo...

The Gang Sorts It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia! You might think that every character in Sunny would be sorted into Slytherin - but think again! We're as sloppy as the gang in, well, pretty much every episode. So we got it a little wrong, as usual. Plus, we've got the maddest libs and the magicalist mash ups. You don't have to listen, but we really recommend that you do. You know, because of the...

It's season 2 of the Sloppy Sorting Hat and we're leading off with a '90s classic. We've got beers, beeps and babes in this episode. But girls, playing baseball!? That's right, we're sorting the Peaches and the Belles from A League of Their Own! 

It's our Season 1 finale and, that's right, we're going back to Hogwarts to sort even more of your beloved Harry Potter characters. We're sloppier than ever because for the first time we're podcasting all from the same room. Listen as we play some classic games, talk about clips from our favorite Season 1 moments, and Slytherin with a few surprises! 

Do you love great characters and plot? Well, we're sorry to disappoint because in this episode we're sorting the hideous tween hit The Twilight Saga. What we DO have is mad libs, patronus talk and a classic rant from Miche on the dangers of misreading Shakespeare.

Happy Galentines Day! We’re sorting the fabulous goddesses from the hilarious show Parks & Recreation. Also the men, but we always keep it hoes before bros, uteruses before duderuses, and ovaries before brovaries! So, join us for games, theories and a special guest gal pal!

Before you watch the Super Bowl this Sunday, don't forget to check out the cheerleaders! Join us while we sort those Rancho Carne Toros from Bring It On. Plus, we're putting the Odd in Podcast with a hilarious new game!

We're sorting Frozen characters, but you won't want to let this episode go! We've got classic games, original song parodies and some spilled veritaserum. It's seriously too cold to be out building a snowman, so do you want to listen to a podcast?

Welcome to the Roaring 20s -- 1920s, that is! We're sorting characters from Fantastic Beast and Where to Find Them and The Crimes of Grindelwald. Plus, we're playing classic games, talking about a crossover Eerie Theory and more.

Listen to our latest episode -- we triple dog dare you! We sorting characters from A Christmas Story. Plus, we're playing classic games and spilling a little veriterserum!