Shitty Mashups

I want you to take a minute and think of a voice over that you really liked. Maybe it was a movie trailer, maybe an audiobook, maybe it's that guy who used to do the voice overs for How It's Made. Remember those? God I love that show. It's still going but they have a new narrator. She does a really great job but the How It's Made guy has been there since the beginning so please forgive me if I get...

In this extra long episode of Shitty Mashups you can hear us talk about The Killers, like a lot. Also a continuation of Cheeseline: The Cheese Chronicles. Real investigative journalism! Wire taps! Real rad stuff. So buckle up for a wild ride,

As we all know there is no musical authority more powerful than the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. That's why they had to contain it to the DMZ known as Ohio, it was too powerful. Sure, maybe in the past they've only recognized white rock musicians who stole the genre from black southerners to market tight pants, but 3 years ago they finally recognized Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the black queer woman who...

This week on planet Moon, the boys go head to head with a couple of One Hit Wonders. Then they talk about sophomore slumps. Are we a one hit wonder? Are we now in our sophomore slump? Only You can decide.

Well it's finally the end of the spooky season, as we're recording this episode on Halloween night. The last few weeks sure have been ___________. Grab your PSL and put on your cozy sweater, it's time to decide who the ultimate Halloween Boy is.

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The only thing that feels as good as listening to music, is sharing music with your loved ones. When's the last time you got super stoked on some new music you found and knew you HAD to share it with your friends. That's basically the reason we created this show. That and to pass the time of living in the center of the earth. Features clips from: The Beach Boys - God Only Knows Zebra Katz - Ima Re...

In the immortal words of Chance the Rapper, we back. We've solved the transmission issues we were having last week and can resume our broadcast! This week the boys have to create a mashup with songs that they like from a pure 'songwriting' standpoint. That real lyricist shit you know? That Conor Oberst jam.

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Rhythm games are a very important piece of every growing child's development. If it weren't for DDR, would any of us even know how to dance at the club? If it weren't for Guitar Hero, would anyone on the entire planet know how to play guitar? No. Because guitars didn't even exist until a time traveler brought Guitar Hero back to the neolithic period. Oops, uh, please disregard that previously clas...

Look there's nothing wrong with popular music. There's nothing wrong with things that have a wide appeal. It just so happens that the more you obsess about an art form, the further down the rabbit hole you go. This means that the 3 of us have a really hard time knowing what the average person listens to, even if we listen to it as well. We're broken. This is our attempt at healing. Please be kind...

Have we already been doing this for 7 thousand months? Seems like just yesterday our clones were activated to start this research. Though I guess from our point of view maybe it was yesterday? Who can keep track really. Anyway, with 35 challenges already in the bag it was just a matter of time before we'd start revisiting some of them, and that's what this challenge is all about. Taking a mashup w...

We've been making music too good for too long. If we're going to accomplish our goal of destroying music forever we need to start exploring the dark corners that we try to ignore. Ian has to make an electro-swing song and Ryan has to make a Country song. Do they succ seed? There's only one way to find out. Featuring audio from: Lil Nas X - Old Town Road Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats Talking...

Let's face it. All ideas have existed before. All knowledge exists in the void and every once in a while a person will rediscover it. I think Plato said that or some shit. I'm not sure how true it is because I'm pretty sure that Plato didn't have an iPhone but I wasn't there so I don't really know. All music has already been made. That's why we took the easy way out by making music with stuff that...

Happy Birthday USA, you big failed experiment.

Well it's the middle of summer for the north side of the earth. A lot of people think north is the top hemisphere but what people don't know is the earth is actually rotating on its X-axis, not its Z-axis. Meaning the actual top of the earth is the east pole. But you didn't hear that from me. Anyway since it's the summer let's go ahead and listen to our favorite rainy day music.

Do you listen to albums all the way through as the artist intended? Or are you a shufflegoblin? Let's make a quick alignment chart. Listening to full albums: Lawful Good Listening to all music on shuffle: Chaotic Neutral Listening to a single album on shuffle: Chaotic Evil You can fill in the other 6 for yourself, because I'm out of ideas. Anyway, this week the boys had to put their playlists on s...

Another movie-based challenge? Yeah. We love movies. Everyone on the planet loves movies. This time we have to use a song that was made specifically for a movie. Like Prince's Bat Dance, or whatever Aerosmith made for Armageddon. (Is that right? I'm not gonna fact check it, there's no time.) Pop some popcorn and listen to some cinematic music masterpieces,

Hey there. Have you ever had a job? Have you ever worked a job where you listen to the same playlist of songs every day with absolutely no control over when it starts, ends, or how loud it is? Does your place of work use sonic warfare against the workers? Rise up. Kill your kings. And listen to this podcast comrade.

Love is in the air. This week the boys have to make mashups using their girlfriend's favorite songs (at the moment). Did they make something that the ladies liked? Or did they commit sonic crimes? Tune into your favorite underground (literally) broadcast and find out!

Instruments? Violins and stuff? Oh man that is such CLASSIC music. Singing? Man that is SO music. It's crazy. The years go on and on yet we can always rely on good ol' music to keep it real. And that's why we hate it, and want to hurt it. We're gonna try listing the songs here in the show notes, because why not? Maybe it'll be helpful? Might be a spoiler? Who knows. You do. So tell us. Johann Pach...

Hey there, what's your favorite genre of music? What even is a genre of music? Can music, or anything really, be categorized? Who knows? Not us! Anyway, listen to this garbage we made!

Grab your sweatbands, your short shorts, and your cutoff sweat shirts because this week we're getting SHREDDED. Blast this podcast into your headphones while you work out and get ready for the pump of your life. ADVISORY: THE MRI TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR PERSONAL INJURY OR DEATH INCURRED WHILE LISTENING TO THIS BROADCAST.

The boys down in the center of the earth haven't been to the movies in thousands of years, as previously established the only film media they have down there is a single VHS copy of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. But that's not going to stop them from using some music from some of the movies they've heard about!