Shitty Mashups

Who AMONG US hasn't been in a one sided love type situation? I mean not me but like you know, like in that show Friends. That seems to kind of happen a lot. I wouldn't know, I'm about to get married to the love of my life. RIP bozos

You're walking in a grocery store. It's crowded. As you push your way through the heaving mass of human bodies you accidentally bump into a shelf. What transpires next amazes you. The first item to fall from the safety of its shelf is a martini glass. You brace for the glass to shatter. And yet it never comes. The glass sits comfortably on the ground via its sturdy base. "Those odds must be one in...

Nothing but you, the tunes, and the open road. An individual with a singular mission, to drive. Maybe you're driving home, maybe you can never return home again. But one thing is for absolute certain. You, just like the psychopaths that host this podcast would first pick the perfect soundtrack for your late night cruising.

It's like a opposite

Cinnamon is a homonym for synonym.

Now this is a story all about how the moon got flipped turned upside down and they're hiding the truth from you you have to find the documents for project code name Moonidelphia.

Places. Pretty much as soon as you find em, you gotta name em. How else are you gonna know what they're called? Exactly. So this week the challenge is that.

You take the high road and I'll take the low road and I'll play audiosurf befooooore ya. This week the boys have to make a mashup that would make a good track for the beloved music game Audiosurf 2. Will they climb into greatness, or fall into a chasm from which they'll never crawl out? Keep an eye out for the first ever video version of this episode!

This week the boys reminisce about music that found its way into their lives through serendipity. Or whatever. The main takeaway is that they have to make a mashup that includes music that they didn't seek out, but has happened into their life by some mysterious means.xoxo K.R.O.G.

We didn't learn our lesson last time, so here we are singing on a podcast again. That may or may not be the reason the episode was so delayed, because one or several Ryan clones may or may not fall into an unrelenting depression every time he hears his singing voice.

Ian and Ryan, they're feeling quite blue,This week's challenge is quite a doozy, it's true,They have to make mashups with songs that rhyme,It's tough, but they'll do it, just give them some time.

The boys are no strangers to dabbling in the DIY music scene. So take our collective hand and join us in a trip down memory lane to relive our historical attempts at creating art.

Muzak. Love it or hate it, it's everywhere. Personally I love it but that's just because I get really excited about the origins of things that are mundane. A living breathing person (or an ai) spent time out of their life to create original music (or instrumental versions of popular songs) and that music changed hands a dozen times from artist to elevator installer. Truly magical. Too bad it also...

Now look. Some songs are showers and some are growers. Just because you didn't like them the first time you heard them doesn't mean that they have nothing to offer. Give that song you don't like a few more listens and see if it doesn't win you over. You hipster.

So, like, have you ever tried starting up the movie Shrek at the same time as playing Pink Floyd's album Wish You Were Here? It's freakin' wild man. The way that the music and movie sync up is just insane. It's like the universe is telling us that these two things were meant to be together, ya know? The album's melancholic melodies and poignant lyrics just blend perfectly with the whimsical and so...

There's been a chronological glitch so if you think you've seen this post before, it's actually best for all parties involved, especially you, to pretend that you didn't. This week the boys have to bust out some grocery store jams. Often considered the worst music on the planet due to the fact that we're subjected to it through the toils of unfairly compensated labor.

If you saw this episode called the grocery store challenge, no you didn't This is the Same Name Challenge. The boys out here making mashups with songs that have the same dang name! Also: You've been cordially invited to a series of dinners.

This week, the men of our company have gone astray and crossed the briny deep to fair England. Pray tell, which amongst them hath crafted a mashup so grand, it caused the king to shed a tear? And which, alas, hath created a mashup so foul, it doth make the queen turn in her grave? Stay tuned to find out.

Time dilation, tape hiss, signal delay, lunar flares, etc. What time is it? What day is it? What is this?

I can't even be bothered to write the blurb tbh. Like what's the point anyway?

Just when you thought it was safe to watch movies again, the boy bring back the Songs for a Film challenge! Will it be spooky and creepy because this is the halloween season? Idk like kinda I guess?

Can you feel the love tonight? We sure can as we welcome the Fall season on The Moon with some tender love songs. Snuggle up next to someone warm and enjoy this festive pumpkin spice late.

We dust off an old classic this week and mash up some extreme music with some normie music. All this while every aspect of Ian's life falls apart. That's right! Now it's Ian's turn for character development!

So, come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab! I see you shiver with antici...

Have you ever tried to do art? Have you noticed that it not only brought in zero income, but also cost QUITE A BIT? Wouldn't it be nice if you were able to pursue your creative endeavors without having to worry about making rent? or buying food? or being hounded by your parents to get a real career? Wouldn't it be nice if you never had to worry about making money because your parents already made...