Seeking Derangements

We are finally unlocking this previously paywalled episode, we talk about Dylan Mulvaney who was being powerfully annoying at the time but more importantly we take an online morality quiz which unveils a fundamental and lifelong misunderstanding Jacques has had about....drawing him....

We are back with another installment of THE GAY LIST and as promised we found the straightest guys we know to help us out. Listen to Will and Nate's podcast A Closer Look (Hesse is featured there as well) Also subscribe to our Patreon for weekly bonus content.

Welcome back everyone! Hesse and I are joined by major trans celebrity Theda Hammel for a deep dive into Bryan Johnson, the billionaire freak who is dedicating his life to Project Blueprint, a $2 million per year endeavor to "de-age" himself. Listen to Theda's podcast, NYMPHOWARS everywhere podcasts are found and on Patreon. It's our favorite show. Find an extra weekly episode of our show on our P...

Thats right...Jacques and I are here with a review of S7E5 of Queer Eye in which they are in New Orleans and go to an amazing and FORMERLY beloved Deli called Steins to perform a makeover on the owner Dan. Listen to the full episode on Patreon where Jacques tells us about the Real Louisiana, some local post Queer Eye Drama, and his personal fallout with Steins.

Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 184 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" This is the first installment.

Were back with Jake! We talk about why i have to record in car in a semi-active lot, the time lady gaga dressed up as a nazi at coachella, on the ground reporting from Real America about Bud Lite being gay and then hesse gets mad bc i start driving. As always subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes/videos per week

I was subjecting Jacques and Hesse to a test on their ethics and morals and Jacques dropped this bomb. Subscribe to our Patreon for this full episode and one (oftentimes two) episodes a week!

Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty in Gwenyth Paltrow's ski collision lawsuit. Finally we breakdown Marianne Williamson's abuse allegations. You can find more of Jake on our Undercover Billionaire bon...

Yall! We are back with another episode. We give a rundown on Peter Thiels boyfriends death, Peter Thiel using facebook to recruit grad students for gay pool parties, and shoot our shot now that he's single. We also talk about Jacques getting hung up on by the suicide hotline, and beefing with drag queens. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (sometimes two) bonus episodes per week

Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty in the Gwyneth Paltrow ski collision lawsuit. Finally we breakdown Marianne Williamson's abuse allegations. Subcribe to our Patreon for this episode and one (oftenti...

Today we cover Tennessee's Lt Governor's twink scandal, talk about our favorite PnP tiktoker, and Jacques finally makes a public apology to Emrata. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.

As always we start off with some business updates from our own lives, we hear some first person expereince on what it's like to do powdered ozempic from Russia, negotiate a food for manual labor deal, and talk about home renovations. We then get into episode 10 of Undercover Billionaire. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.

Today we answer a handful of listener questions. Most of your boyfriends are gay sorry to tell you that now but if he listens to this show its kind of over for you. Also, I reveal Jacques subconscious to him and he has a shocking physical reaction. Subscribe to us on Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week!

We take a break from administering the Psychosis Quiz to Jacques to ask about the trash can in his front yard that says NO POOP. Subscribe to our Patreon for the full episode, and one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes er week.

Since we're partying at Mardi Gras we're unlocking a recent premium episode in which we talk about Jeferee Stars NFL trade, Tim Gunn style gay guys, how scary it was to see Andy Dick when you were a kid, and Jacques getting on ivermectin.

Welcome back everyone today we discuss Jacques recent trip to an ER which is literally named In N Out, the recent lawsuits against Dude Wipes and Thinx, and finally get into the billionaire who is undergoing extreme medical measures to de-age himself. You can find one (and oftentimes 2) bonus episodes per week on our Patreon.

Here's a clip from our new premium episode in which Jacques conducts some interviews with some of histories biggest stars. Here's one of his questions to Anne Frank

It's our 200th episode!!! We didn't know that when we recorded but regardless, today we bring you a deep dive into the Gay Porn monopoly known as Say Uncle, home to some of the most heinous porn series known to gay. We're talking MissionaryBoyz, Brother Crush, and Therapy Dick just to name a few. We also get into George Santos slaying like no other. Subscribe to us on Patreon for one bonus episode...

Not only do we talk about how the Peanut M&M is technically the skinniest M&M, we also get into Gwen being Japanese, Lana hacking the Gay Brain, D*ag R*ce S*oryhour, Keemstar, why gay men could never replace the on-screen talent of the Real Housewives, and how embarrasing it is to have blue eyes. Subscribe to Patreon for this, and all weekly bonus episodes!

Today Jacques sits our white asses down and is accidentally racist while telling us about how Avatar 2 is racist, we do a present review, talk about these two Christian influencers who couldn't stop jacking off to trans porn, Elon Musk trying to kill Steve Aoki. Subscribe to our Patreon for an extra one (and oftentimes two) extra episodes a week.

We're Baaaaaack! For this week's Undercover Billionaire bonus ep you are locked in The Business Chamber alone with Ben and Jake, who discuss our beautiful, beautiful billionaires: Grant's struggles with COVID, Monique's struggles with flat tires, and Elaine's struggles with nothing because she is a perfect queen playing 5D Go. They also discuss their weekly expenses, the difference between Entrepr...

We're back! -------------- We talk about Travis Bickle being a fine piece of ass, Marilyn Monroe being a 300lb neurodivergent queen, Jacques harassing a ghost tour, and we are paid a very special visit from Jigsaw from the Saw movie franchise for an FFS consultation. -------------- Subscribe to our Patreon for 1 (oftentimes 2) bonus episodes per week. :)

Subscribe to our Patreon for 1 (and often-times 2) bonus episodes a week. Welcome back everyone. Today we tell Jacques we are nominating him to be the first nerualink human test subject, crunch some of grindr's global data, and talk about the Timothee Chalamamatete cannibal movie.

We're back mama's! Today Jacques breaks his tooth on a rib live, we have our phones make some autofill statements about non-binary people, Hesse getting banned from Valentino, me doing sex work, Kamala being barred out, how stupid the Balenciaga panic is, and we roast that really annoying gay guy on twitter...you know who. Subscribe to our Patreon for two bonus epsiodes a week :)

Today we talk about Drake being gay to throw off grooming allegations, stanning Megan Trainor, using babies for clout, Tar again, and how scary it would be to be lesbian. Subscribe to our Patreon for two bonus episodes a week :)