Salty Language

New Salty Language Episode 142 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Lab grown vaginas: http://tinyurl.com/nolux4m Jar of air sells for $860: http://tinyurl.com/pyxqmvj FDA bans junk foods from schools: http://tinyurl.com/kj7et2y Han Solo in carbonite rug: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/19fe/         Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-l...

New Salty Language Episode 141 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about Mobli catch phrases, Bro Science, SNL's Dangerous Kids Toys sketch, a huge bombshell gets dropped, and the following stories: Saturn's moon considered for new life: http://tinyurl.com/pnn6dfj Mountain air offered to smog town: http://tinyurl.com/oja5xt5 Podcast patent trolls: http://fundanything.com/en/campaigns/...

New Salty Language Episode 140 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we are joined by comedian John Betz, Jr. and we rant about: TMNT Trailer: http://tinyurl.com/let48fy Wu Tang to only sell 1 copy of new album: http://tinyurl.com/pg4ywlp Colbert controversy: http://tinyurl.com/llsb38w Opening Song: Talk Dirty To Me by Poison iTunes Link: http://tinyurl.com/lk9f48f Break Song: Talk Dirty by Jas...

New Salty Language Episode 139 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Physicist claims Big Bang confirms creationism: http://tinyurl.com/osk9ne6 Gravity waves confirm Big Bang: http://tinyurl.com/qbbp6hs Simpler explanation of gravuty waves: http://tinyurl.com/lgcpqtr Physicist learns his theory on Big Bang was validated: http://cultr.me/PNfDdL Gmail shuts door to NSA: http://tiny...

New Salty Language Episode 138 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about a baseball team's selfies jersey, Bryan gets a suit, the Malaysian plane disappearance, listener questions, and Hatebeak! Selfies jersey: http://tinyurl.com/mjqjszo Hatebeak: http://tinyurl.com/yazdzbv Opening Song: Streams of Whiskey by The Pogues iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/n743y9d Break Song: Black Velvet...

New Salty Language Episode 137 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we are joined by Professor Ryan (@Professor_Ryan) on Twitter. We talk about Martha Stewart's Reddit AMA, semen cocktails, puke boners, and more awkward things! Opening Song: Drama Setter by Tony Yayo feat. Eminem & Obie Trice iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/k893pj8 Break Song: Crack a Bottle by Eminem, Dr. Dre & 50 Cent iTunes...

New Salty Language Episode 136 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about Tony's recent trip to a beerfest, which leads us down all sorts of silly paths. No news this time, enjoy the randomness! Opening Song: Rap God by Eminem iTunes Link: http://tinyurl.com/m4mgd4b Break Song: Psycho by 50 Cent featuring Eminem iTunes Link: http://tinyurl.com/kr6f7c5 Subscribe / rate / review us on iT...

New Salty Language Episode 135 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Woman buys all of "offensive" shirt: http://tinyurl.com/l8f4f58 Man touring with Bigfoot: http://tinyurl.com/md6dv2l Site of the Week: Free science classes: http://welcome.worldscienceu. com/ SUATMM: R2-D2 Ring: http://www.custommade.com/ this-droid-is-for-sale/by/ paulmichaeldesign/ Opening Song: Get Em High by...

New Salty Language Episode 134 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Petition to bring back Flappy Bird: http://tinyurl.com/m4aq9ar Nudist church: http://tinyurl.com/myx84zn SUATMM: Period Panties: http://tinyurl.com/kqyzx74 Opening song: Lollipop by Li'l Wayne iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/l3zouyb Break song: You and Me and the Devil Makes 3 by Marilyn Manson iTunes link: http...

New Salty Language Episode 133 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Nye vs. Ham Debate: http://tinyurl.com/mble4qa Who won the debate: http://tinyurl.com/pb2mxnp Chris Christie character assassination: http://tinyurl.com/mp55hgz Opening Song: Happiness is a Warm Gun by The Breeders (Beatles Cover) iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/lrdclew Break Song: Yesterday by Wilco (Beatles Co...

New Salty Language Episode 132 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Marijuana cigarettes: http://tinyurl.com/mmrkrxm Millionaire wants ex to stay as housekeeper: http://tinyurl.com/ku4tf46 Man runs into house to save XBOX from fire: http://tinyurl.com/mblc88q Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylang...

www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Hydrating beer http://tinyurl.com/lzxwxne Drunk slob flees in Power Wheel http://tinyurl.com/lq56vb8 Mo money, mo problems http://tinyurl.com/kyv5j3t Student sex problems http://tinyurl.com/mwpxqkf Music Opening Corrosion Of Conformity - Clean My Wounds http://tinyurl.com/lnysjxg Break Sevendust - Black http://tinyurl.com/lfyg9we Subscribe / ra...

New Salty Language Episode 130 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Student has magnets to eliminate evidence: http://tinyurl.com/lut5odz Woman's O breasts may kill her: http://tinyurl.com/oum4nkh Old man attacks man over more than 20 items in cart: http://tinyurl.com/kdhbcx3 Man embeds spear into thief's skull: http://tinyurl.com/keasndx Opening song: All By Myself by Sheryl Cr...

New Salty Language Episode 128 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Jenna Jameson seeks 4chan's help http://tinyurl.com/o3v3ckn Mother leaves emabarrassing note for son http://tinyurl.com/k5js4jl Space aliens and vagina guns http://tinyurl.com/otpwze6 Man steals LOTS of sanitizer http://tinyurl.com/mtk5zk2 "I'm an owl" http://tinyurl.com/nwjlhy3 Cafeteria lady sex scandal http:/...

New Salty Language Episode 128 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Rich Whisken drinks then writes http://tinyurl.com/pf22aux Bill Nye to visit Creation Museum http://tinyurl.com/pbggbne Mugger dies after bullet hits victims face http://tinyurl.com/nhu2j7z Court refuses trial by combat http://tinyurl.com/c3rgpb SUATMM Nevere nding Story Kindle cover http://tinyurl.com/p9nxd86 O...

New Salty Language Episode 127 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Woman sets truck on fire because of gifts: http://tinyurl.com/obf4mrd Being tasered doesn't stop masturbator: http://tinyurl.com/pfwpjjd Wisconsin uses cheese brine to melt ice: http://tinyurl.com/l7sgwyb Amazon cracks down on Bigfoot Porn: http://tinyurl.com/mg7cfcw Donation site: Heifer.org SUATMM Utility Belt...

New Salty Language Episode 126 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Old Man wins romp with hookers: http://tinyurl.com/khaz4ye Rob Ford story 1: http://tinyurl.com/loupt7c Rob Ford story 2: http://view.break.com/2553318 Vaginal knitting: http://tinyurl.com/lruwy9s Taco Bell opening excites town: http://tinyurl.com/mq6zj4l Donation site: Heifer.org SUATMM: http://tapitcap.com/ ht...

New Salty Language Episode 125 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Planet defies traditional formation: http://tinyurl.com/mcyg4o5 Alcohol changes injury outcome: http://tinyurl.com/jvmhdyd Chinese media issues benefits of smog: http://tinyurl.com/ndrmrnd Meth pipe breaks in woman's vagina: http://tinyurl.com/m39o35z SUATMM: http://particlezoo.net/ Opening song: Plowed by Spong...

New Salty Language Episode 124 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Rob Ford steals fan's seat: http://tinyurl.com/nbr87eq Amazon drones: http://tinyurl.com/ncd8pt6 Game penalizes players for foul language: http://tinyurl.com/mluuwuf Electric car owner penalized for plugging in: http://tinyurl.com/omqax5t SOTW: http://amorphia-apparel.com/ Opening song: I'm the One by The Descen...

New Salty Language Episode 123 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: 80 yr old fights bear: http://tinyurl.com/k2lg45w T. rex grew even as adults: http://tinyurl.com/ps55rnj Scientists shaping our memories: http://tinyurl.com/nh8r49s Snail venom inspires pain reliever: http://tinyurl.com/nz4ywsq Heifer.org: http://tinyurl.com/oxaot7m Opening song: Democracy in Kind by State Radio...

New Salty Language Episode 122 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Herpes on 50 Shades of Grey books: http://tinyurl.com/lzfhvnn McDonald's offers help to low income employees: http://tinyurl.com/lxezlec Men steal 13 bottles of booze in their pants: http://tinyurl.com/kppys98 Doves released, then grabbed by nearby people for food: http://tinyurl.com/ndzjpp9 Man buys house next...

New Salty Language Episode 121 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Anal search follow up: http://tinyurl.com/nal2dzd Atom splitting at home was a hobby: http://tinyurl.com/mqts5yl Physicists smash record for wave particle duality: http://tinyurl.com/mympa8c Homemade 3D printer: http://tinyurl.com/q5gpdjs More Rob Ford news: http://tinyurl.com/klots9y SUATMM: Invisible helmet: h...

New Salty Language Episode 120 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Wolverine gene found: http://tinyurl.com/lje84p9 Man gets 8 anal searches for minor violation: http://tinyurl.com/kmuwvvu Trying to detect dark matter: http://tinyurl.com/lnmhq5z Richie Incognito story 1: http://tinyurl.com/kl553kq Richie Incognito story 2: http://tinyurl.com/pe8tr4p SUATMM: http://drunkco.com/...

New Salty Language Episode 119 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Woman to give out notes on Halloween: http://tinyurl.com/krnyu8n School shut down due to student using too much Axe: http://tinyurl.com/le7nge5 Toe shoes aren't good for you: http://tinyurl.com/lwdadgr Homosexual demons: http://tinyurl.com/pkcwc8n Chainsaw bar fight: http://tinyurl.com/olzzn5n Nude Halloween gir...

New Salty Language Episode 118 - www.saltylanguage.com In this episode, we rant about: Hunter shoots man on toilet: http://tinyurl.com/l59qmhw Woman arrested for water gun attack: http://tinyurl.com/l3obxbu Faces molded from "Junk DNA" http://tinyurl.com/mqktpes Planet with 4 hour year: http://tinyurl.com/mouzux8 Planet with 8.5 hour year: http://tinyurl.com/lwajtoy Man enters house to save beer:...