Rover's Morning Glory

People aren't buying JLR's Zeppe's pizza story. What states are the most dishonest? Somebody hit Rover's Benz. Someone made $553K on a Polymarket bet on Khamenei's death. Guys took pictures of themselves in front of Austin mass shooting victims. Justin Timberlake sues to stop release of video showing his DWI arrest. What time should you get to the airport? People get in way more fatal car crashes...

Krystle is out sick. What size TVs does everyone have? Jeffrey was spotted at a pizza place with a tall woman. Sad news about superfan, Carrie from Rochester. Bill Clinton spotted with two women in a picture from the 90s. Charlie went to a strip club in Atlanta. Was Jim Carrey replaced with a clone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR's dong is hanging out. Prosthetics. Rover almost yelled out Duji's name in an argument with B2. Woman goes berserk on a plane upon arrival. Is Krystle dressing more conservatively due to Skinny? Hilary Clinton. AI generated video posted by the White House of an Olympic hockey player. The man charged with killing the Gaudreau brothers attorney claims his blood alcohol level was read wrong at th...

JLR's dong is hanging out. Prosthetics. Rover almost yelled out Duji's name in an argument with B2. Woman goes berserk on a plane upon arrival.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Krystle dressing more conservatively due to Skinny? Hilary Clinton. AI generated video posted by the White House of an Olympic hockey player. The man charged with killing the Gaudreau brothers attorney claims his blood alcohol level was read wrong at the time of the crash. A student at university was detained by ICE for having an expired student VISA.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Swedish mobster hits a tourist in Thailand and kills him. Did Pink get inducted into the Rock Hall? Battle of the Bulge. JLR blushes talking to lead singer of the band Priscilla, Brad. Personalized license plates. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swedish mobster hits a tourist in Thailand and kills him. Did Pink get inducted into the Rock Hall? Battle of the Bulge. JLR blushes talking to lead singer of the band Priscilla, Brad. Personalized license plates. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swedish mobster hits a tourist in Thailand and kills him. Did Pink get inducted into the Rock Hall? Battle of the Bulge. JLR blushes talking to lead singer of the band Priscilla, Brad. Personalized license plates. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover propositions JLR to get a vanity plate for $1,000. Burger King is going to be using AI to monitor how their employees interact with customers.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover talks too quietly. Charlie watched Freddy Got Fingered. A 5-way tie. What time does JLR go to sleep? A man shares his Buzz Ball with a Cooper's Hawk. A delivery robot tears through a woman's fence. Manager of the Padres says that pitcher Matt Waldron is currently benched after a procedure due to “an infection in his rear end.” Rover has a zit on his ass that has been bothering hi...

Rover talks too quietly. Charlie watched Freddy Got Fingered. A 5-way tie. What time does JLR go to sleep? A man shares his Buzz Ball with a Cooper's Hawk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A delivery robot tears through a woman's fence. Manager of the Padres says that pitcher Matt Waldron is currently benched after a procedure due to “an infection in his rear end.” Rover has a zit on his ass that has been bothering him. The abandoned Lolita Express. Cornstarch on the balls. Ex-Vogue editor downgraded her first-class seat because of 'micro-aggression' from the flight atte...

A delivery robot tears through a woman's fence. Manager of the Padres says that pitcher Matt Waldron is currently benched after a procedure due to “an infection in his rear end.” Rover has a zit on his ass that has been bothering him. The abandoned Lolita Express. Cornstarch on the balls. Ex-Vogue editor downgraded her first-class seat because of 'micro-aggression' from the flight attendant.  See...

Duji says she would be the surrogate for Rover and B2. Duji has a frozen embryo. Will Rover buy tickets for the soccer game coming to Cleveland? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One pump of cream. F1. The Marines are part of the Navy. A woman in Texas attempted to sue the Post Office on claims that they would not deliver her mail because she is black. NYC police were pelted with snowballs. State of the Union. Did Charlie finish watching all of the best picture nominees? Shawshank Redemption. BAFTA jury member steps down after the racial slur incident. Google sent out an o...

One pump of cream. F1. The Marines are part of the Navy. A woman in Texas attempted to sue the Post Office on claims that they would not deliver her mail because she is black. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NYC police were pelted with snowballs. State of the Union.  Did Charlie finish watching all of the best picture nominees? Shawshank Redemption. BAFTA jury member steps down after the racial slur incident. Google sent out an offensive push notification. The Pentagon threatens to drop Anthropic AI contract if they do not drop their safeguards.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rock Hall Class of '26 nominees. Rover was heavily influenced by the television show Miami Vice. A City of University of New York professor is under fire after she is heard making “blatantly racist” comments while on a Zoom call.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR is gifted another wrestling hoodie. The most memorable Thursday Hookup girl moments. Someone called 911 saying that a man was seen having sex with a dead deer.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji believes the feet are portals to your body. JLR's colonoscopy is scheduled. Are you the father? Would Rover be happy for Duji if she had a boyfriend? Rachel in sales doesn't believe Rover is obsessed with Duji. Rover believes most actors are gay. The soundtrack of the doom scroll generation. Looks maxxing. Video shows a man's hat and wig being removed. Hatfsihing. Gen Z wants to embrace physi...

Duji believes the feet are portals to your body. JLR's colonoscopy is scheduled. Are you the father? Would Rover be happy for Duji if she had a boyfriend? Rachel in sales doesn't believe Rover is obsessed with Duji.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover believes most actors are gay. The soundtrack of the doom scroll generation. Looks maxxing. Video shows a man's hat and wig being removed. Hatfishing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z wants to embrace physical media instead of streaming. Transgender sex worker was arrested after an altercation with a man. Police drones. Who wouldn't Charlie have sex with?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the year of the crack. HOA fees. Circle K has filed a lawsuit against an employee who tried to claim a winning lottery ticket. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover thinks Duji is trying to make him look bad in front of Gianna. Folding or crumpling the toilet paper. Has JLR been pronouncing his name wrong? Is Rover upset that Duji is allegedly dating? Eric Dane is the latest celebrity to have a GoFundMe account set up. MSNOW reported that Kash Patel was at the Olympics to watch the men's hockey game. Americans are stuck in Mexico. The Mexican government...