Roger King Bits

Wild New Hypothesis Suggests IBS Could Be a Form of 'Gravity Intolerance' https://www.sciencealert.com/wild-new-hypothesis-suggests-ibs-could-be-a-form-of-gravity-intolerance ( alt ) www.rogerkingbits.com Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok @rogerkingbits

Black Friday racked up more than nine billion dollars from customers getting a jump on deals for the holidays- Hey Alexa- what are your thoughts on Cyber Monday? #cybermonday #cybermondayjokes #Alexa #AlexaCyberMonday #RogerKingBits #WiseBrother www. RogerKingBits.com @RogerKingBits rogerkingbits@gmail.com

t has been a wild couple of weeks for Twitter employees since Elon Musk took over- We have their HR phone number...let's give it a call- RogerKingBits.com #TwitterEmploymentLine #RadioComedy #WiseBrotherMedia #RogerKingBits

Happy National Stuffing Day !  Here's a fun montage to help you celebrate. www.rogerkingbits.com @rogerkingbits

Waymo is starting their full-fledged robotaxi service in Phoenix.  Driverless taxis?  What could go wrong? #rogerkingbits #radiobit #waymo #robotaxi #comedybit #wisebrother

Here's a playlist for after the midterms! #postelectionrecords #rogerkingbits #wisebrother

THANKS FOR CALLING THE UNDECIDED VOTER HOTLINE. IF YOU STILL HAVEN’T DECIDED WHO YOU’RE GOING TO VOTE FOR… PUSH ONE….NO, PUSH TWO….WAIT…ONE! DEFINITELY PRESS ONE. I MEAN, TWO MIGHT BE BETTER…. YOU KNOW WHAT, DRINK A CUP OF COFFEE AND THINK ABOUT IT. COFFEE TEA. COFFEE. TEA. AND THANKS FOR CALLING THE UNDECIDED VOTER. @RogerKingBits

Are you ready for the midterm elections?   Well, uh- ZIP IT! Then you need the midterm elections survival kit. Each midterm elections survival kit comes with a universal remote with a mute button so you won't have to listen to those polarizing campaign ads. You'll also get BOOZE- Just in case you can't reach the remote! And if you can't hit the mute button or don't feel like drinkin, each kit...

Since the start of 2022, Mark Zuckerberg has lost nearly as much money as Warren Buffett has to his name, as Meta, the company he controls, has invested billions of dollars into an immersive “metaverse.”  And we hear there's even a new platform- @RogerKingBits www. RogerKingBits.com

Serve Beer from Your Christmas Tree with Miller Lite's New 'Keg Stand' https://www.foodandwine.com/miller-lite-keg-christmas-tree-stand-6824671 www.rogerkingbits.com Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok- @RogerKingBits

Thanks for listening!  You can hear my bits on over 1200 radio stations across the country and around the world. Big thanks to Wise Brother Media- Like, follow, subscribe, share, squish, splat, groan, vibrate- Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok- @RogerKingBits

Happy Halloween-  Here's another Halloween/Election bit- www. RogerKingBits.com Wise Brother Media

What if they produced Halloween themed political ads? RogerKingBits.com Wise Brother Media

It's been 40 years of terror, but Michael is getting older! RogerKingBits.com   Facebook- @RogerKingBits Instagram- @RogerKingBits TikTok- @RogerKingBits

Roger King Bits-  As heard on 1200 radio stations around the world- #AlexaHalloween  #rogerkingbits #wisebrothermedia #HalloweenCandy

October 12th is National Farmers Day-  "Hey Alexa, tell me some farm jokes!" www. RogerKingBits.com

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Welcome to fall, smarty pants!

Thanks for listening-  here you go-  The Ten Commandments of Song Parodies 10 Thou shalt not steal 9 Thou shalt use lyrics that sound like the verse and song 8- Thou shalt not try and cram five syllables where there are only two. 7  Thou shalt add sound effects and drops to enhance  6 Thou shalt "Talk Sing" when you can't really sing 5- Thou shalt have a funny song title. 4- Th...

Apple updated their iMovie app and now you can choose from over 20 storyboards with lots of templates! Also, Roger features comedy bits from April (as heard on 1200 radio stations around the world) including- Chris Rock Stage Helmet Scooby Doo Dog Farting Awareness Day Easter Bunny vs Santa Claus Super Freak Easter Peep Alexa Tells Easter Jokes and Earth Day e-mail me  rogerkingbits@gmail.com...

Here's an episode you can listen to over and over.  It's a bunch of manifesting mantras for health, wealth, and happiness.  Enjoy!

Quick parody of Puttin' On The Ritz, Roger King also discusses intention for social media, videos, content, and life. Also more Roger King Bits including De Beers Gasoline, Health Benefits of Dancing, St. Paddy's Day parody of Ryan Reynold's TikTok video, March Madness, World Poet Day, and a funeral coverage of the creator of the GIF

Thinking about going to TikTok or Instagram?  Don't forget about Facebook.  It still has over a billion people who are still on Facebook.  On this episode I talk about ways to update and utilize Facebook to grow your audience.  Also, a story about making a huge mistake on the radio, but did not get fired.  Plus Roger King Bits including- Winter Olympics Ratings, Grossest W...

On this episode, Roger King shares ten hooks for creating social media that works for video or written copy, also if you're not confident in front of the camera, Roger shares a way to create videos one sentence at a time.  Plus Roger King Bits from the past week including Eminem I Love You, Singles Appreciation Day, Things That Sound Dirty During The Winter Olympics, But Aren't, and Walmart W...

On this episode Roger King shares one of his favorite methods for writing comedy bits called "The Two Column Method"- Also bits including- Alexa Telling One LIners, Lose Weight After Super Bowl, Beatles For Gen Z, Super Bowl Ads, and Cryptic Valentine Poem- Follow on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube and TikTok under Roger King Bits-