Red State Update

Audiences cheer the Obama-Faced Rodeo Clown and, at a Murfreesboro town hall meeting, the deportation of a little girl's illegal daddy. Whose fault is it if you have a racist audience? Asking for a friend.  Sponsored by Snorty's and Wiretower's Washed Jars.

Jackie and Dunlap on the Republican boycott over the Hillary Clinton movie, Obama's remarks on the NSA & Snowden, the McDonald's strikes, Dr. Sanjay Gupta's weed apology, and prayer at town council meetings. Also the movie Phenomenon. Brought to you by Dr. Birdman ("TB Test Special!") and Tee Tee Slott's Slott Juice ("Grape, Apple, Grape-Apple, Pink, and Clear.")

Jackie and Dunlap on Rand Paul vs. Chris Christie, Zimmerman in Texas, Snowden in Russia, Pope likes Gays, and Chattanooga. Sponsored by Wet Bread's ("Back to Basics!") and Get Under 4 Weight Loss Centers.  

Since Bill O'Reilly talked to Black People, Jackie has something to say as well. Listen for the special "Jackie Talks To Black People" segment at the end of the podcast. Also Weiner, Zimmerman, Lemon, Tim Allen. Sponsored by Dr. Birdman and Slott Juice. 

Jackie and Dunlap celebrate the fifth anniversary of their album "How Freedom Sounds" by playing you all the crappy-sounding rejected demos that didn't make it on the record.   Please adjust audio levels and expectations accordingly. "How Freedom Sounds" is available for download on iTunes, Amazon, or streaming services Spotify, Rdio, all them.  It is also usually available on eBay for 1 cent.

Jackie and Dunlap on Texas, tampons, ventriloquism, racism, riots, Zimmerman, mushroom soup, Snowden, steampunk, women, fireworks, the patriarchy, t-shirts, guns, drones, and Uncle Dave Macon Days.  Thanks to all our good Facebook and Twitter buddies for the suggestions. Sponsored by Bird Man and Dunlap's Zazzle Shop. 

Jackie and Dunlap on the YouTube viral video " 4th of July DUI Checkpoint - Drug Dogs, Searched without Consent, Rights Taken Away, while Innocent"   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-WMn_zHCVo  Murfreesboro in the news again! Are you pro-DUI or anti-constitution?  THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO SIDES Brought to you by Coley's Christian Cinemas (premiering the latest Santorum-prouced film "A Full Heart") a...

Jackie and Dunlap on Independence Day, Gay Marriage, George Zimmerman, Paula Deen, Edward Snowden, and the sweet release of death Sponsored by Coley's Christian Cinemas ("Come see Rick Santorum's new movie Rascal the Praying Mule!") and Miz Mary's Butter Dump ("Sorrowful Racists Welcome").

Jackie and Dunlap on Paula Deen, Edward Snowden, and masturbating fetuses.  Sponsored by Little Helen's ("Grand Reopening") and not sponsored by The Big House ("Serving Murfreesboro Old Money Since 1863").

SPOILER ALERT! Jackie and Dunlap talk about Superman for an hour. Maybe a little Bonnaroo. Mostly Superman, though. Brought to you by Coley's Christian Cinemas and The Glory Hole. Not Jickie's Market, though, and definitely not Jockie's. "Get The Hell Out Of My Store Hippie" is from the Red State Update album "How Freedom Sounds" available on iTunes!

Jackie and Dunlap on the NSA, PRISM, spying, drones, the IRS, Verizon, FBI, etc., etc., so forth and so on. Brought to you by Wet Bread's new Lunch Tank, and a warning for Texas from Tee Tee Slott.

Jackie and Dunlap on Alex Jones vs. Bill O'Reilly, Cheerios vs. racists, mermaids vs. leprechauns, and John McCain vs. Bob Hope. Brought to you by Coley's Snack Foods and Wet Bread's.

The War on Terror's Over, Boy Scouts are Gay, and Eric Holder is investigating himself. Jackie and Dunlap weigh in on all these issues, but also talk a lot about Chinese buffets. Brought to you by Wizardbeard's and Wet Bread's.

Jackie and Dunlap on all the scandals: Benghazi, the IRS, the AP phone numbers. Gloating! Laughing! Cheering! Cover-ups! Lies! Intimidation! A poor grasp of the order of succession! Lone Ranger looks pretty good, maybe we'll go see that!  Sponsored by Tax Whiz, whose new slogan is "We were right all along!"

Jackie and Dunlap on Benghazi and the IRS's persecution of innocent Tea Party patriots.  Sponsored by Tax Whiz ("It's All Legal") and Little Helen's ("Going Out of Business")

Jackie and Dunlap power through their grief to talk about George Jones's funeral, other people's funerals, the George W. Bush Library, more funerals, Jason Collins sorta, then I think George Jones again, a little bit about the loaded gun march on Washington, but I'm pretty sure it finishes up either on funerals or George Jones or George Jones's funeral. Brought to you by Coley's Cat Food and Mirab...

These are dark days. Dark, George Jones-less days. No sponsors. Wouldn't be appropriate. Silliness.

Have you ever wanted to listen to the Red State Update podcast without the poorly researched news, the illogical commentary, or the tortured "satire"? Us too, and it's our podcast. Well here then: All the sponsors from the first 21 episodes, back-to-back, sponsor-to-sponsor. It's the Sponsors All Sponsors episode!  Sponsored by all of 'em.

Jackie and Dunlap on The Accidental Racist, the Gun Bill, Margaret Thatcher, and Stacey Campfield.   Sponsored by no one, because next week is our special SPONSORS ALL SPONSORS episode-- all of your favorite sponsors from our first 21 episodes. Three hours of sponsors. That's next week! This week is just news stuff. 

Jackie and Dunlap take listener suggestions for topics this week: North Korea, Obama creepin' on Kamala Harris, the official religion of North Carolina, Jackie's Momma, Mr. Slaw, and more! Brought to you by Little Helen's, Tax Whiz, and sort of by Screen Masters.

Jackie and Dunlap on Easter and Google, Jim Carrey and Hee Haw, and Dr. Ben Carson. Sponsored by The Glory Shelf and Little Helen's.

Jackie and Dunlap on Rand Paul and pot, Obama and the Devil, Israel and Loverboy, Biden and baloons, and funeral processions and Cap'n D's. Brought to you by the Steubenville Board of Tourism.

Jackie and Dunlap discuss the stars of CPAC 2013-- Palin! Romney! Rubio! Coulter! LaPierre! Not Christie! Segregation Guy! Plus the All New Pope, Rob Portman and his gay son, and Michael Moore and dead kids.  Brought to you by Jickie's Market (Not Jackie's Market), where they now only serve 150 oz. drinks, and the Murfreesboro Playactors' Club, holding auditions for their upcoming production of Wh...

Jackie and Dunlap on Hugo Chavez's funeral, Rand Paul's filibuster, and Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck's View departure. Brought to you by Heatherglen Springs Woods ("We Will Not Assist Your Felled Or Dying Loved Ones") and Wet Bread's ("Bread So Damp, It'll Moisten A Stamp").

Jackie and Dunlap on sequesters, sinkholes, Star Trek, and the Supreme Court, plus non-alliterative things like Bob Woodward, Uncle Sam, the Voting Rights Act, Clint Eastwood likes gays, and illegal immigrants like not being in jail. Plus Romney's back, pretty much just how we left him. Brought to you by Coley's Christian Cinemas and Victor Mileage's GD This Horse, coming soon to the Luby's parkin...