Red State Update

Liberal Redneck Trae Crowder gives Jackie tips on how to be a liberal redneck, plus we discuss Confederate flags, statues, and separating the redneck art from the redneck artist.  Thanks for talkin' to us, Trae, even though we're sure you were probably worried about the Vols the whole time.   Check out the wellRED podcast and tour dates at  http://wellredcomedy.com  and Trae's videos at YouTube ....

Folks, give money to Houston and give it to charities with ratty carpet.   Jackie and Dunlap on Trump in Houston, USA hat, FLOTUS stilettos, Ted Cruz, Joel Osteen, Lakewood, germophobes, Trump Tower Moscow emails, North Korea missiles at Japan, Cyber security staff resigns, the Nashville Statement, Gorka's out, Transgender ban, Arpaio pardon, Jeff Flake, McCain, Tillerson & Gary Cohn & Mattis igno...

Jackie and Dunlap interview Steven Good, the actor who portrayed WSMV's Snowbird for over 20 years until he was recently let go because the world is a terrible place. Let WSMV Channel 4 know that you (and Jackie) are real mad! We need to leave the hearts of things in things. We shouldn't be firing hearts.   ALSO Jackie and Dunlap talk about Trump's polls, the eclipse, the CBNNews reports on the ec...

Jackie and Dunlap's voices go up a register or two as they discuss Charlottesville, Trump's love of white supremacists, Robert E. Lee, pulling down statues, cowardly Republicans, White House weasels, Facebook, Franklin Graham, Fox News, antifa, Annabelle 2, two sides, terrorism, polo shirts, khakis, CNN, the KKK, the South, the Confederacy, Civil War cannons, George Washington, slavery, the Dukes...

Jackie and Dunlap on: Trump: "Fire and fury", North Korea, vacation Gorka: Tillerson, nonsensical, mosque, white supremacists, Maggie Haberman Trump vs. McConnell Feds raid Manofort's house Opioid crisis, national emergency, Trump trips on LSD Jeffrey Lord fired from CNN Glenn Campbell, Undercover Angel, John Anderson Sponsors: Skinky Bootpepper, My Jackie's Market "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth...

Here are some things Jackie & Dunlap talk about this time: Mooch out, Transcripts leaked of Trump's calls with leaders of Mexico & Australia, Trump calls New Hampshire a "drug-infested den," Kelly & Mattis agree to never be out of the country at the same time, Trump lied about calls from Mexico and Boy Scout president, Trump calls the White House "a real dump," Donald Trump helped write Trump Jr.'...

Here are some things Jackie & Dunlap talk about this time: Mooch out, Transcripts leaked of Trump's calls with leaders of Mexico & Australia, Trump calls New Hampshire a "drug-infested den," Kelly & Mattis agree to never be out of the country at the same time, Trump lied about calls from Mexico and Boy Scout president, Trump calls the White House "a real dump," Donald Trump helped write Trump Jr.'...

Jackie and Dunlap are back for a second podcast this week!  McCain James Brown Capes the Health Care vote, Turtle squirts, the Mooch talks to the New Yorker about Bannon's cock and whether or not he can suck it, Priebus is out, Kelly is in, Trump speeches to Scouts about sex and speeches to cops about violence, drain the swamp!, North Korea fires another missile, Joint Chiefs of Staff are like uh...

Jackie & Dunlap talk about Trump's Trump speech to the Boy Scout Jamboree, the Boy Scout Boss is the AT&T Boss and needs America Boss to approve a merger, The Mooch is here! Sean Spicer is gone! Sarah Huckabee Sanders reads a letter from Pickle. Can the President pardon himself?  How much does Russian-pranked Rick Perry know about pig shit? Debbie Wasserman Shultz aide gets arrested! Bill Clinton...

Jackie and Dunlap mourn Red West ( Roadhouse, Walking Tall , Elvis's Friend) and wish John McCain a get well soon.  ALSO: Donald Trump tells the New York Times he hates Jeff Sessions.  McConnell fails to get the Senate to do an Obamacare repeal/replace and, as punishment, senators have to eat with Trump.  Juggalos plan to march on Washington.  Kid Rock plans to run for the Senate.  The President s...

Jackie and Dunlap on Donald Trump Jr. and his self-tweeted Russia meeting email chain, nothing burger is nothing matters burger, Trump is Bizarro and we're Curt Swan Superman, George W. Bush avoids the news and does bathroom paintings, Ronald Reagan is rolling over in his grave, Seb Gorka is on the news, Dunlap tries to be point-counterpoint by pretend pro-Trump as Jackie bashes America's favorite...

Jackie's out of the hospital and his mouth works again.  Listen to him mouth-mad Trump, Trumpcare, North Korea, Morning Joe, wrestling, CNN Face, Jon Ossoff, the National Enquirer, Mika, Jared, and Chris Christie on the beach. Sponsors: Cocktail Baloney and Messed Up Pies.   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs . Check out  20 Minutes   by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme " Tasty Sorghum...

  Jackie burnt his lips on some fried baloney again and can't talk. Who needs the news anyway? Shit on Trump.  Here's the story of Pharmacist Reynolds and Three Sticks of Candy. Also, remember when Jackie was on them pills?   Includes chunks of:   78:  Repeal Star Wars Day  (May 4, 2014) 80:  Falling Down  (May 19, 2014) 81:  Jackie's on Dilaudid, Percocet, Valium  (May 26, 2014) 82:  Hard Choices...

Jackie burnt his lips on some fried baloney and can't talk, so take a Trump Break and relive the halcyon days of Turkey Dick's Car Wash. "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out  20 Minutes  by Quick and Dirty!  https://sethtimbs. bandcamp.com Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  https://soundcloud.com/ holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum- biscuit For more context...

Jackie and Dunlap rap about: Sessions testifies! Trump forces cabinet to kiss his ass! Melania and Barron move in! Ivanka! Golden State Warriors! Nashville Predators! Julius Caesar! Shakespeare in the Outrage Park! Senate secret health care bill! Trump might fire Mueller! Megyn Kelly interviews Alex Jones! Oliver Stone interviews Putin! Senate limits press access! Scurrilous! Viciousness! Blessed!...

Jackie and Dunlap are back with a special midweek podcast to discuss post-Comey blues, monster trucks, the Legend-Songs of Big Jim Comey, Sessions smells, McCain naps, Faith and Freedom Coalition Conference Cruz Cut-Off, the Russians, leakers, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Little Marco Rubio, the definition of hope, New York City conversations, boy scouts, lanky dopes, lordy tapes, Inside Out, the sound...

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's post-attack tweet attack on London's mayor, his withdrawal from the Paris Accords, his lecture to NATO, his Fox News viewing, Kellyanne Conway taking over from Kathy Griffin to cohost CNN New Years with Anderson Cooper, where Jackie wants to be when the terrorist attack comes, Comey's impending testimony, Republicans want to run on attacking the press, the Montana repo...

Here's Jackie and Dunlap talking over Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice  for nearly three hours.  The shorter, theatrical version, thank the Lord.  Commentary begins at 1.22 in. Man of Steel commentary Dark Knight Rises commentary For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia  page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting f...

Hey! The news is exhausting. Let's live through it again, only this time with Jackie and Dunlap! Including such searchable key phrases as: Special Counsel appointed! Witch Hunt! Coast Guard speech! "Most mistreated politician in history"! Comey curtains! Trump told Comey he hoped the FBI would stop investigating him! The Paul Ryan/Kevin McCarthy tape! Trump tells the Russians Comey's a nut job! Ku...

The return of the Berrynutt Boyz! Phillip and Edgar Berrynutt on the Comey Memo, Trump's leaked intel to the Russians, media hysteria, collusion, the appointment of a special counsel, the return of Corey Lewandowski, Mueller, McMaster, Russia, T.G. Sheppard.    

Jackie and Dunlap on how nobody's doing nothing about anything, Trump does whatever he wants, nobody gives a shit, guess nobody cares, people just like to laugh and laugh at the other side and the country goes down the toilet but that's fine, that's fine.  Also: if Trump were in your life doing shit like this in any role other than president of your country, he'd be gone; Jeff Sessions wants to re...

Jackie and Dunlap on the the latest signs of America's impending doom: Trump fires FBI Director James Comey while under investigation, and Florida Georgia Line opens a restaurant. Also: Spicer in the bushes, Sara Huckabee Sanders in the spotlight, Watergate, Nixon, Giuliani, Chris Christie, Comey is a giant, who's the new FBI director, Kissinger, Clinton, Trump meets with Russia, Twitty Burger, Ke...

Jackie and Dunlap on hello Trumpcare, goodbye Obamacare, Comey is mildly nauseous, people find it comforting to slip right back into being mad at Hillary Clinton, John Dickerson watches Trump shuffle papers during a Deface the Nation interview, we still can't remember Michael Flynn's old job title, Michael Flynn can't remember to not talk to Russia, Trump loves murderous dictators, like the Philli...

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's First 100 Days, Trump's Pennsylvania Trump campaign-style rally, the White House correspondents' Dinner, the Arkansas executions, war with North Korea, health care, freedom caucus, the border wall, NAFTA, NATO, China, cake, corn dogs, Fox News isn't conservative enough, Hannity moving to new conservative Fox News rival network, who would read a Tucker Carlson book, Bil...

Jackie and Dunlap podtalk about: Alex Jones is fake and there IS NO ALEX JONES CUSTODY TRIAL-- Wake Up! Bill O'Reilly is fired in disgrace and paid handsomely! Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Sarah Palin tour the White House and take some pix with Trump and Hillary's Portrait! The French Election! The Georgia Election!  The Bernie Sanders/Tom Perez Democratic unity tour! Trump congratulates Purple Heart...