Quest Board

Content warning: domestic abuse & child neglect (It’s really hard to make a funny joke about child abuse/neglect) Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod    Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

What did the dragon eat after its toothache? The dentist.   Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod    Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

If at first you don’t succeed. It’s only attempted murder. Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod .  Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

Silence is golden, and duct tape is silver. Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod .  Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

I hope the players are real PageMasters.  A big thank you to Of Metal and Magic for collaborating with us for this episode. Check them out here: www.ofmetalandmagic.com .  Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod .  Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

When a ventriloquist retires, is it the dummy’s turn to pull the strings? Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod .  Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

Do you think the ghost wife knows how to make pottery?  Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod .  Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest. 

What can I say? This food is to die for!  Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod .  Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

In the land of dwarves, there's a stone quite rare, Made of Ametrine crystals with a shimmering glare. It's called the beckoning-Stone, oh what a sight, Glimmering and glowing in the pale moonlight. Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell...

Conservation Trees are an integral part of production agriculture as they improve crop yields and preserve topsoil for future abundant harvests. Planted along streams and wetlands, they prevent erosion and clean the water. Planting Conservation Trees in marginal areas of agricultural land attracts wildlife, sequesters carbon, and helps with flood control. Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and...

Someone lost their prized hat in a wager. Maybe they could use a pair of lucky shorts! Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

It looks like this is a case of grand theft wagon *puts on sunglasses* “Yeeeeaaaaaaaahh!” A big thank you to Of Metal and Magic for collaborating with us for this episode. Check them out here: ofmetalandmagic.com. Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting o...

Did you know that a group of skeletons is called a Drudge? Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

From this day forth, this castle will be known as… Olly Castle. Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

Don't it always seem to go. That you don't know what you've got, till it's gone. Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

I’ve got to hand it to you, revenge is best served cold. Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

Maybe he’s made that way, maybe it’s sorcery. Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

I wouldn’t call myself a Barbarian. More like a Rage-Omancer. A big thank you to Of Metal and Magic for collaborating with us for this episode. Check them out here: ofmetalandmagic.com . Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party d...

Do basilisk eggs come out stone cold? Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

At least Moses didn’t call down a swarm of stirges… Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

What can I say, I am just a sucker for love. Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

Nothing says, “I love you guys,” like Stockholm Syndrome. Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest. 

Your Zuko costume's pretty good, but your scar's on the wrong side. Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest. 

Crazy? I was crazy once….. A big thank you to Of Metal and Magic for collaborating with us for this episode. Check them out here: ofmetalandmagic.com. Follow us on Twitter: @QuestBoardPod, and subscribe to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@questboard-pod . Tweet at us or comment on youtube to submit your own quest posting or tell us what your party did during this quest.  This episode’...