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We take a moment to dive inside Grickx's mind in a special episode! He's going to solve his own insanity, brought on by his psychic contact with the Corruption, or die trying. Hahaha, the CK wouldn't actually kill him if he died in his mind, right? ...Right? Grickx irrigates some dirt. The CK gives at least one confusing lore dump. Vons, Aracyne, and Wealthy all hang out off-camera playing cards o...

The party heads out from the hidden village to recover their satellite lab teammates and get down to studying the Corruption. It's just a few days travel through the woods. Surely nothing interesting or unexpected will happen. What is this, some sort of collaborative improvised narrative? Grickx wells well enough. Vons gets annoyed at an interruption. Aracyne opens a door in a really cool way. Wea...

The party spends some time exploring the village nestled away in the narrows, hidden from the Corruption that roams the earth. It's a chance to tell stories, trade information, and finally find someone as grossed out by the idea of eating insects as Erin is. Wealthy cooks an onion. Vons gets an F in basic physics. Aracyne knows politics ain't easy. Grickx shares a sobering maintenance report. Chec...

The party has been safely guided by Jelsum Squab to a hidden village in the woods that has somehow survived the corruption all these years. Now it's time to make new friends. God help them. Vons eyes market expansion. Aracyne has a limited social vocabulary. Grickx growls grumpily. Wealthy needs a towel. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primary-attribute.com

The party's rested up after their brush with death fighting off the swarm of corrupted creatures that nearly discovered their base. Now they go to keep an appointment, and see if perhaps they aren't so alone on the ground after all. Please welcome our special guest, Mikey Neumann! He's hella cool and you're all going to have a great time with him this episode. We know we did recording it. :D Vons...

The party contends with a swarm of corrupted creatures that could find their secret base any second. They review their cunning plan before bursting out into the fray to save the base and themselves. But no plan is flawless, and it looks like not everyone might be saved after all. Um...have fun? Grickx takes a peek. Vons gets sticky all over the place. Wealthy wields a wizard's wand. Aracyne scream...

Our party is reunited, just in time for everything to be terrible. At least they can face it together! All they need is a cunning plan, and perhaps a new haphazard device or two... Wealthy volunteers for a scary thing of her own volition. Aracyne gets an answer. Grickx creates a new communication protocol. Vons is back, babyee. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's holed up in an extra dimensional space and has six hours to figure out what to do about the army of shadow creatures outside or they're toast. Tick tock. Grickx sits on a bench. Aracyne sticks an eye out. Wealthy reminds everyone she can cast more than Magic Missile. Vons gets some on-camera time! Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's captured one of the corrupted creatures and now tries to make good their escape. They have to outrun a tireless army through unfamiliar territory. It's a lot, but they're determined, and that counts for something. Aracyne yeets. Wealthy fails to wake someone up. Elara makes small talk. Grickx takes a hell of a risk. Check us out online! We're https://www.primaryattribute.com

After managing a successful retreat from the seaside fortress, the party regroups and tries a new strategy to corner and capture one of the Corrupted creatures. Scouting parties are arranged, traps are set, and Wealthy is questioned about her relationship status because she can never have a moment's respite. Wealthy blushes hard enough to start a fire. Grickx throws some glitter. Elara engages in...

The party's quickly learning that exfiltration is a whole skillset unto itself. Luckily they're good at learning on the job, because shit's about to go sideways. Grickx gives a spanking. Aracyne does her best to be inconspicuous. Wealthy gives in to low-brow humor. Elara falls. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's in a sticky situation, but as long as they keep their heads about them and stay stealthy they might be able to get out of this. Maybe. I'm sure it'll all go smoothly. But if it doesn't, they can just go full action movie. You can't lose, dear listener! Aracyne shows an opponent a shortcut. Wealthy quintuple taps, just to be sure. Elara has a mean right hook. Grickx wappity wap waps. Ch...

The party finally makes it to Reinyalango, and start their recon operation. There's only so much they can do from high up on the cliffs surrounding the city, however, and soon they decide to do a quick infiltration to get some better intel. Aracyne learns knife safety is more difficult when you're invisible. Wealthy wants to cut the cord. Grickx explores mechanophilia. Elara and gravity have a min...

It's not every day you find yourselves in a divinely-hidden village where the sun is shining and there's no Corruption to be found. The party handles it the way they usually do: heavy drinking and suspicion. Would you have it any other way? Wealthy doesn't have any secrets. Elara blurs some boundaries. Grickx shows off his magic wand. Aracyne's wiles are of no use. Vons suffers a contract violatio...

The party's established their base camp on the ground, so now it's time to go out on their very first expedition! A romp down to a town by the sea, what could go wrong? It's not like the world ended or anyth--oh, wait. Vons thinks traditional equipment is overrated. Aracyne passes notes in class. Grickx guides the invisible hand. Elara makes the opening credits. Wealthy finds a really weird place...

Having reunited with Professor Jenkins, the party sits down to ask him a few questions. And have more tea. Tea is important. Vons talks about a dream he had once. Aracyne questions a daring action. Grickx plans a road trip. Wealthy takes the lead. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party, along with their mini army, have a little sitdown with their new hosts to ask a few questions. Everything promptly gets...complex? Complex. Let's go with that. Aracyne has tea. Vons finds a nice place to sit. Wealthy sees an old friend. Grickx chills. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party descends into a dark hatch on a corrupted planet to an uncertain fate. Beats going to work. Vons throws some dirt. Aracyne sticks her head through something. Grickx perceives the truth of reality. Wealthy's reputation precedes her. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's the big day! The party heads down to the ground, beneath the storming clouds, away from everything they know and love, to try and find Professor Jenkins. Somebody's desperate for co-author credit. Grickx demonstrates why they banned lawn darts. Vons pushes pills. Wealthy struggles to be brave. Aracyne sticks, branches, and trunks the landing. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primarya...

Hey everyone! This is the second week of our two week hiatus from full-size episodes. To tide you over, please have this fun little preview of our next episode, 105, where the party is going to make it the ground or die trying. I'm sure they'll be fine? Yeah, let's go with that. See you next week! Check us out online! We're at https://www.primary-attribute.com

Hey all, we're taking a quick two week hiatus to rebuild our recording buffer and give ourselves a bit of a breather after life came at a few of us quite fast lately. There won't be a full-sized episode this week or next week, but we didn't want to leave you high and dry. So here's a gift, just for you! A chunk of our conversation as the players leveled their fine characters up to level six! If th...

While the party rounds up their allies and makes final preparations for their expedition to the ground, Vons takes some time to chase down an investigation that's near and dear to his heart. Vons hits a piece of metal. Wealthy calls on a friend. Aracyne has questions about a totally random dagger. Grickx tempts a dragon. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's interrogation by security continues while Vons pursues the greatest treasure of all: files. Knowledge? Knowledge files. Aracyne acts like a horror movie monster. Wealthy suspects she has a problem. Grickx has an idea for an art project. Vons takes a conversation down so many cul-de-sacs the GMs brain overheats. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's been detained by Arx security and has to figure out just how they're going to handle a tough interrogation about their recent activities. A couple of them have big surprises in store... Grickx alphas. Wealthy plays it cool. Aracyne lays it on thick. Vons pokes around some shelves. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Having met one of the city's most experienced engineers, the party gets into doing what they do best: badgering someone relentlessly until they get what they want. They also ride an elevator! Vons thinks (and drinks) fast. Wealthy pokes a door. Aracyne runs some tests. Grickx can't believe this bullshit. Everyone loots the room. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com