Poorly Made Police Podcast

This episode we ring in the new year by judging you. Another edition of Am I an Asshole, and we also make fun of your New Year's resolutions or revolutions. I am joined by Professor Scotch, Toby, Ashoka, and Saul. Topics include but are not limited doing stuff for your spouse that you don't want to do, parking tickets, helping old ladies, shop a cop, and much more. We also have a sent in story abo...

We finish the year with a cop from Minnesota. We talk to him what is was like working during 2020. We discuss policing in Minnesota, the George Floyd incident,  Kim Potter, patch collecting, and we have a long discussion on addiction.   Please patronize and support the LEO businesses that made this podcast possible. How are First Responders hitting huge fitness / body/ health goals? Don'...

Merry Christmas. Enjoy a couple hours of madness with your friends. Join Lloyd, Ben, Toby, Scotch, Saul, and Ashoka for a wholesome Christmas podcast. Please for the love of god don't listen to this one around children.  This episode also features Christmas Stories from a few other guests from the past year.  Have a safe and fun Holiday Season. Next Episode is the last Podcast of the year.  Please...

A little different episode. I have the opportunity to speak with a cop with a very "unique" position in law enforcement. He tells me at the struggles at his department. Later into the episode old friend of the podcast RJ with FOMGA joins the podcast as we tackle the worst part of the holiday season as written in by Facebook followers. Some how, who I am kidding we know how, the discussion turns in...

My buddy Tido joins the podcast. He left policing around the same time as I. He recently rejoined his department. I know quite a few people have come back or thoughts about it. This maybe a good podcast to listen to get an idea for what his experience has been. The first guest to come prepared with bullet points (step your game up everyone else). Topics include - CIT, Going back, Law changes and c...

This podcast a SGT from Texas joins me as the guest. It is possible our paths crossed 20 years ago, and we had some similar mindset problems in our early years. We talk about overcoming being a flake. We discuss some of the bad jobs we had and some of the funny stories associated. I had some questions about Texas law enforcement and small town policing. We discuss the pros and cons of working in a...

This episode we tackle the joys and pitfalls of having a parent as a cop. My co hosts are none other than my brothers. They join me live in the Dungeon. We listen to listener stories and talk about our own experiences. We also share some stories and maybe some wisdom. Also one of my brothers shits all over my true love.  Featured LEO band - Black Top Rodeo Please support our sponsors who make...

This podcast I speak with a Former Officer in the land of Tennessee. He continues the streak of a person taking a different path to law enforcement. He has some interesting experiences in different investigative units. We talk about why he left and the climate towards policing. We also discuss a little bit how cops are treated by other cops when they leave. We discuss the creative side of cops. He...

Yooooooooo  This episode we meet the new host of the podcast and speak with Jim of GymTanPatrol. He is a cop from the Garden State. We discuss him humble beginnings as a poor Jersey boy to the Top memelord in the State. We discuss the absolute madness of New Jersey policing - PBA cards, LEOSA, can cops smoke weed, ETC? We also talk about the death of the job, why he hates fat people, finishin...

Spend Thanksgiving with some of your favorite Poorly Made Friends. Fair Warning the content at times is a little spicier (remember if you are offended, to lighten the fuck up), maybe don't listen to this one (or any other one of these) with kids.  Have a safe Holiday everyone and hopefully this brings you some laughs  Please patronize and support the LEO businesses that made this podcast...

This episode we visit Arizona for some ocean front property and to learn about policing in the copper state (get it? I'll see myself out). My guest is a newer cop who started later in life and had a less traditional journey to Law Enforcement. He opens about his struggles early into his career, we talk about the good old boy system that taints police departments, we speak about leadership, and muc...

Another episode 66 without any Order 66 jokes. This podcast I speak with a 20 year cop from California. While we have visit California before, my guest shares some heavy experiences he has had. He shares his story and what he has learned from the his traumatic experiences.  We also have a discussion on three strikes in California, the old ways of policing (and what it means for cops now), hor...

This episode Instructor Sean Grogan joins the podcast. We discuss his background, and his different reasons for getting into law enforcement. He worked in Narcs and with a dog so we heard about some of his experiences. He is now a trainer and author and we discuss body language, we also discuss how the public doesn't understand Officers reacting to what they are trained to see.  Find him on I...

This Podcast I speak with an Officer out in Pennsylvania. We learn about the goofy stuff that happens in Pennsylvania, my hatred of toll roads, the pit balls of part time agencies, are crocs ok? and much more. We also hit some generational stuff and I make a major announcement. Featured LEO Band is Weekend Picnic Please patronize and support the LEO businesses that made this podcast possible. How...

It's been a while since you got some poorly made dating advice, so what can I say but you're welcome. Joining me from previous dating podcasts I have KFrantadesigns, my snuggle buddy Tobias, and very Special guest CHIEF SHARRIS from River City PD (no it's not 2 hours of satire). We answer your questions, and talk about deal breakers in relationships. We also get into a discussion about random topi...

This episode I speak with a cop on the job in NYC.  I thought it was bad, it might be worse. But he has a good outlook. We learn about hiring, training, stop and frisk, why more people haven't left and much much more.  Please patronize and support the LEO businesses that made this podcast possible. How are First Responders hitting huge fitness / body/ health goals? Don't miss this one! F...

This podcast we explore the paranormal. My guest is a 20 year cop out of Florida who is also a paranormal investigator. Taking the co host duties we have Silent Saul helping out. Our guest bird man tells us about his policing career and we have a discussion about policy and showing the new guys the ropes. We then get into the paranormal. I learn quite a bit about the different types of hauntings....

PMPM goes to Serbia. This podcast I have the pleasure of speaking with a cop in Serbia. He as a really interesting story on how he learned outside world views. I learn a lot about the mindset of eastern Europeans. My guest talks about the impact of the war in his area, views on the west, large scale corruption  and of course we talk about policing. He shares what the academy was like in Serbi...

Just a few quick notes on upcoming podcasts.  Looking for people looking for dating advice and looking for alien / extraterrestrial stories. Also I talk about the future of the podcast.  

This podcast I speak with a fire-fighter and a cop who both worked for me about 10 years ago in my life prior to law enforcement. It was fun to catch up with these guys and talk about the past and present.  We discuss how I was as a boss, mall stories, having a salary job, being dumb in your twenties, debtors prisons, how we viewed juvenile calls working security and now as cops, spooky stori...

This episode I am joined by Matt from Worst responders (Poorly Made Fire Podcast?). Also co-hosting is Mr Scotch and briefly Ashoka. We talk about Matt's background and the birth of his page. We also learn if the Job is dead on the Fire side, and what type of issues they are facing. The conversation also leads to the lines of humor - it's all funny or nothing is? Or is there a line? We discuss the...

This podcast I speak with a cop who started in VA and lateralled to Texas (the land of ex's). He talks about the struggles of policing in rural areas, and the growing pains of lateralling to a different state. We also discuss De-escalation and the gift some cops have of being able to talk. Other topics discussed, ponies, are kids worse now, what does a blue falcon sound like, sharing gory photos,...

This podcast I speak with a NC cop. The main topic is the different generations of Cops. My guest is a Gen Xer so he talks about what he had observed.  This is actually a good companion episode to the last podcast on mental health because we hit some mental health topics also.  We also discuss - Kudos, Over crowded jails, when to call the boss, and whipping shitties.  Anyone in Gen...

This podcast a listener joins the podcast to present a question on mental health. He works on a department that has had a lot of Officer suicides. Joining me to discuss this topic with me are - Tobias (many prior PMPM podcasts IL Cop),  Mr Scotch (@mr.scotch13 WV Cop, many prior podcasts) and Health Crossland (@4cite_llc , guest in Season one Episode 47).  We certainly don't solve the is...

To kick off October and Spooky season we are doing scary stories. The stories were sent in by listeners (best story wins a coin, see the poll on Spotify).  Helping me with this podcast I have guest from many podcasts Ahsoka, also joining is Boomer from Ghost Patch (he actually has a decent headset this time). We read the stories and go on wild tangents as always. And a big announcement from B...