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The crew suffers through the ugliest thing we have ever covered. the songs are pretty good though. Do yourselves a "favor" and check out these links to truly see what we have endured. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTGMS3jDxV0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5NJk4paWEs

Did you hear about video games THIS year?

It's time for misadventures in baking as the Please Don't Cast cast tries their hands and rolling up some cakes! They also pit your favorite holiday treats against each other for your amusement! Jump in now, and get in the spirit, because there's no time like the (Christmas) Present! Send Us Presents! (Questions or episode ideas) twitter.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/plea...

It's podcast against podcast as the PDL crew talks Bigfoot Collectors Club and dives into their series of Roswell episodes! They get into their own favorite conspiracies, the likelihood of interstellar life, and what it must be like to be named Mac Brazel. Do they have a single fact to back that up? Send Disturbing Animatronic photos to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon....

You heard right, they do really call the giant robots that. But before the anime discussion, they get into the luxury features they'd want in their own giant robots: windshield wipers, an elevator, a hot tub, spherical shape, liquid clothing.... the works.

This podcast IS ALL ELITE. Our heroes go head-to-head discussing their own personal in-ring gimmicks and breaking down the bodies and dynamics of AEW Dynamite! Will that pesky ref finally get what he deserves? Tune in to find out!

Watchmonth comes to a close with an examination of a crossover no one requested! Don't try to make Watchmen, folks. They already made Watchmen. Do something else.

Four washed-up podcasters embrace consumerism and chase the scoop as the tear through hordes of commercial area zombies by taping together junk they find lying around. Dead Rising 2: Off the Record and Dead Rising for get them into the shopping, killing, and Christmas spirit all at once! So grab a knife-mop and join right in!

Nothing ever ends... Except for the Watchmen TV series it seems! How could anyone possibly follow up on the perfect ending of the comic book? If you know, call the creators of this show! Yikes!

Being in the underworld replaces all that silly fear of death with something else. Is it about trying not to be attracted to hot Greek myths? Or are you just worried you're gonna get addicted to another roguelike? Me? I'm worried that all my boons are coming from the God of slacking off at work. Submit your applications for godhood: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/p...

It's messed up that no one has ever told me pigeons were edible. Do you know how much money I could've saved? This whole country is lousy with pigeons! I'd be eating pigeon three times a week! It's way harder to find ducks, and those guys are expensive! Unbelievable. Send Pigeon Recipes to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

The Doomsday clock was created to warn mankind of impending nuclear annihilation. But that seems kind of old-fashioned, doesn't it? Here at PDLTTYLDOI we're bringing you the Doomsday Stopwatch- it STARTS at doom, and it only counts up, baby. Send your conspiracy-filled notebooks to our crank file at: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Friend of the show Bea (Creator of the webcomic A Ghost Story) drops by to inform us about the insane happenings of CW's Riverdale. Trust me, you're going to want to hear this. It is actually too insane for us to even preview. We also get into ancient comic book characters, broken bubblegum websites, and Dagwood splits the atom? Send satanic D & D knockoffs to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com...

The PDL gang takes on Shaggy's racing werewolf phase??? The last appearance of Scrappy Doo, and not because he gets run over!!! Dracula is Green??? And who is Googy???? All this and more on our exploration of this cheap bizarre time-sink red shirt Shaggy movie!

It's time, it's time. Time for the big giveaway. Gather 'round your podcast machines and listen. Don't forget to put on your masks. All jack-o-lanterns, all witches, all skeletons... it's time Tell us what your favorite way to be ethered by a magic mask is: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Ritualistic chanting enters your blood-starved mind, taking the form of a video game recommendation. Your heart is pounding with adrenaline. Your mind has been turned to slurry by the madness. Your water, knocked over by accident because you jumped when the lady with the rockets came out from behind the corner. It's DUSK time, baby. Tell Nick where the Secret Levels Are: pleasedontcast@gmail.com t...

If YOU need help evading or confronting a costumed creep, masked murderer or supernatural slasher than THIS is the podcast for YOU! Our heroes discuss horror film survival strategies, all the latest tips and tricks, all while reviewing the 1996 Horror Classic Scream. If you want to make it through the month, you'd better listen! Send your Horror Movie References to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreo...

It's Terror Time again as Nick and Seb dig up 1998's Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island! They prep for this month's Hazardous Materials by enjoying some good Scooby before the terror that awaits them. Listen for Anime studios, Third Eye Blind, TSA Shaggy and more! Send comically large sandwiches to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Merasmus arrives on a tide of blood! George joins in to discuss this year's halloween TF2 event, and costumes, namely some of the wild and wacky cosmetics that have been added to this game over the course of 13 years. Send Alien Isolation tie-in gear to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The ritual begins... just make sure no dropouts or burnouts find their way here. They could blow the whole thing. What do you mean America is full of them? Send Crime Ideas and ill-gotten gains to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The Midnight society convenes for a special terrorsode on The Tale of the Dangerous Soup, the Tale of the Dead Man's FLoat, and the Tale of the Dollmaker. Have a seat, if you dare! Submit your tales, questions, and hard-earned dollars: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

In this terrorsode the Boo Brothers take on a 1978 short story collection by the one and only Stephen King! Mutant rats, bacteria men, and a penthouse with a long, long way down feature in this cursed tome. Do the stories hold up? Or are they cornier than the fields with those murderous children? (Children of the Corn was also in this book) Tune in to find out!

Thanks to fan updates, the servers are populated again! George re-joins our heroes to experience getting blindsided by a massive zombie throwing a hunk of concrete at you and your friends. Don't Dead Open Inside: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Only on the most demonic and cursed nights of all would we bring up the cursed topic... fighting games! Friend of the show Spectryn joins us to talk about a monster mash of a fighting game, how to play it, and why we love it so much. C'mon, we know you've seen pictures of Morrigan online. Send requests for money matches to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedont...

Yes, that's the one. The shower one. I can't believe you haven't seen it! You're making the strings noise right now! Come on, it's not even two hours long! No, I don't know if Bates Motel is any good. Black and white films are not that different! This is not a movie from "before they were good" stop that. Send $40,000 to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontca...