Piloting the Pilots

Set your space whales to Hetch 9, werebears! This week we watch the pilot episode of classic sci-fi show Farscape! We talk about its influence on Guardians of the Galaxy, questionable science, and play the game "Credible or Not" with famous abduction stories! Contact: Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week: We watch the former Sci-Fi Channel, current Amazon Video, show:...

Live Long and Prosper, Werebears! This week, we take you deep into space...uh, nine? Erin and Cameron discuss their first impressions of a Star Trek series neither of them have seen. We talk about Sisko's frequent sexiness, give you some NASA facts, and update you on a slight change to our podcast. Contact: Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week--It is with some trepida...

Howdy werebears! We hope you're having a good week. If so, it's probably because you skipped out on our in-flight movie this week! We talk about the disturbing origins of Sleeping Beauty, violent editing, and touching prick tips. Contact: Twitter--@pilotpilots email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week--We celebrate a better future. A future...in the stars. We're watching the pilot episode of St...

Hello passengers! We hope you're doing well! Especially since you're going to be in a really good head space to choke down this totally historically accurate and sensitive portrayal of the Salem Witch Hunts. We'll discuss teat suckling familiars, Puritanical brothels, and...MORE SPELLS! Contact Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week--Can you believe it? It's already tim...

'Sup witches! This week, let us cast a spell over you as we discuss the 2018 CW re-boot of Charmed. We talk about undercutting positive messaging, teach you an honest-to-goddess summoning spell, and introduce you to Erin's new best friend, "Roulage." We hope you enjoy! Contact: Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next week, we watch the sure to be sensitively told and historic...

Greetings passengers! This week, our intrepid pilots go deep into the wicked world of the Lifetime original show The Witches of East End. We talk about make out hygiene, the importance of keeping track of your nine lives, and exploding love vaginas. Contact: Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next week, we welcome the challenger to the witch sister throne with the CW's modern...

Good day to all you lovely people! This week, our in-flight movie is the completely sincere, not at all trying to capitalize on the success of another franchise Asylum produced film Avengers Grimm. We talk about Rapunzel's nasty locks, blending into society through public corset wearing, and ponder who the audience actually is for this movie. Contact: Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilots...

Good afternoon, passengers! Today we take a flight into the allegorical fantasy world of Amazon's Carnival Row. We discuss its lack of sexy clowns, "real" fairies, and Cameron's controversial take on Angelina Jolie. Contact Twitter--@pilotpilots email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week--It's time for another fantabulous Van Dien movie! We are watching the Avengers...Grimm? Currently available...

Good morning, passengers! It's time once again for an exciting trip to the ancient, and quite possibly unnecessary, past. This week, Erin and Cameron discuss the 2013 BBC Fantasy show Atlantis. They talk about fart souls, Erin's ongoing feud with Zeus, and murderous math cults. So, fasten seat belts and place your trays in their upright positions and enjoy! Contact Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pil...

Sit my children, and you ill hear a fanciful tale... Once upon a time, Erin and Cameron watched the marvelously creepy television show Jim Henson's The Storyteller. But don't be fooled. These aren't your run-of-the-mill Muppets! We talk about the truth in fiction, our hopes (and fears) regarding Heaven, and Erin's brief career as an apprentice to the Wicked Witch of the West. Contact Twitter--@pil...

Howl are you all doing? It's time once again for an in-flight movie! This month, we are watching the Casper Van Dien modern day horror classic ALPHA WOLF! Sit back as we discuss CVD's incredible acting range, France's werewolf problem, and Cam's harrowing run in with a real life supernatural entity. Spooky... Contact Twitter--@pilotpilots email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week--We start off...

Cheerio! This week we love a show so much we practically hate it. He talk about Erin's loathing for mutton chops, wonder if Terry Nation is a prognosticator, and discuss whether or not something can be "too real" when it comes to fiction. All this, plus Survivor facts! Contact Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week--We break away from the heavy stuff and get back to cha...

Aaaaarrrgh, passengers! Today, Erin and Cameron courageously confront the pilot episode of AMC's "Fear the Walking Dead." They discuss whether it's existence is necessary, teaching English for seduction, and deal with Erin's eternal infatuation with Anakin Skywalker head on. Also, we'll explain why zombie outbreaks would almost certainly be doomed to failure in a very special edition of Zombie Fac...

Greetings my little bloodsuckers! In an episode guaranteed to make your skin crawl, today we take a trip to into the world of goopy vampires in Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan's "The Strain." We discuss how the show differs from the book (a lot), Cameron's terrifying cat dreams, and the even more terrifying world of real life parasites. Enjoy! Contact Twitter--@pilotpilots email--pilotingthepil...

It's finally here! We invite you out of the marina while we discuss the classic Casper Van Dien movie Sharktopus vs Whalewolf. We wonder how it poops, the legalities of burials at sea, and basecall players innante need to be on a diamond. Contact Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week--We start Quarantine Month with viscous viral vampires in Guillermo del Toro and Chuck...

Hey all! We hope you're holding up okay. This week, we tackle the world of 1950's comedy with thy Amy Sherman-Palladino television series, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. We discuss era appropriate language, "God" Wives, and we read a list to make *you* the perfect 1950's housewife. Contact: Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week--It's finally here! Our next Casper Van Dien...

Good afternoon, passengers! Today we slow things waaaaaaaay down, as we discuss the somnambulant Hulu original DEVS. We question whether the main character should be sidelined for the majority of the show, giant little girl forest statues, and why the answer will always be "fart." Contact: Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week--We continue International Women's Month a...

Hail and well met! Today we do our first episode celebrating International Women's Month with the CBS All Access show WHY WOMEN KILL. We discuss infamous murderers, why the men in this show are so perfectly killable, and the grandeur that is Lucy Liu. Contact Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week, we watch the pilot episode of the Hulu show, Devs.

Greetings to all the Children of the Night! On this flight, we will be discussing the first episode of the Netflix Original: Dracula. We discuss the awesomeness of Sister Agatha, Demon Babies (again), and who can make an invitation. We hope you enjoy! Contact Twitter - @pilotpilots Email - pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week: We're sticking with Netflix and their new show Gentefied.

Good Afternoon, passengers! Today's in-flight movie is the 2006 Casper Van Dien television movie THE CURSE OF KING TUT'S TOMB. We talk about wonders of Halmi Productions, TUT FACTS!!!, and ponder might have caused the catastrophic case of pink eye plaguing the cast. Contact Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next week we're back in the air with the first episode of the new Ne...

Good afternoon, passengers! This week we take a look at the late-Eighties medical dramedy, DOOGIE HOWSER, M.D. We talk about sniffing girls, licking ears, and how Doogie should really be in R&D. Contact: Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week--Our first Casper Van Dien movie! We watch THE CURSE OF KING TUTS TOMB and try to avoid any plagues.

Greetings passengers! Today's flight takes us to the far flung future of Star Trek where we drop in on the former enterprise captain in the first episode of his eponymous series Picard. We talk about how "the feels," Romulan servants, and a whole lot about Star Trek: Generations--which has very little to do with this episode. Enjoy your flight! Contact: Twitter--@pilotpilots Email--pilotingthepilo...

Greetings All! Take off with us as we explore our first pilot, Episode One of the Netflix series The Witcher, "The End’s Beginning." We talk about Demon Babies, expository NPC's, and wonder if it might not be improved by just being a porn. Contact: Twitter--@pilotpilots email--pilotingthepilots@gmail.com Next Week: We boldly venture into the new Star Trek series "Picard." Be there. Make it so.

Hello! This is it! The final episode of "Magnum She Wrote!" We've come along way and come to a predictable conclusion. Or have we? It appears we have got a couple more twists and turns up our sleeves. Thank you for listening and we hope you will all join us as we watch The Witcher for our inaugural episode of"Piloting the Pilots" (Found right here on this RSS feed)

Aloha! The sun is setting upon the tide pool and we say our final goodbyes to Magnum & Co. Will it be a classic or will they botch the landing? Well, if you've listened this far, you already know the answer. Listen in as we discuss Sad Magnum, nip slips, and Year Round Haunted Houses. *click* Contact Twitter--@magnumshewrote Email--magnumshewrote@gmail.com Next Time: We bid our fond farewells to J...