Off the Grimoire

My unadultered ramblings about the biggest discovering in my magical practice in months. Wanna chat with me about it? Book yourself in here, it's free and I wanna yap: sign up

This is the kind of prospective magick that is stupid powerful and really delightful. With my personal commentary and experiences sprinkled in, of course. Here's the links, you know what to do Get a free witch consult Get the lunar underworld guide <3 Noelani

This is a deep dive into one of the key concepts I teach in astrology and magick: Spiral Time It's formed through the combined forces of the Moon and Saturn and it's a real trippy thing. More on that in the episode <3 The offerings I mentioned:  Learn more about Lunar Astrology  Solo style w/ ⁠my ebook⁠ Or w/ ⁠support⁠ in my membership ⁠1:1 Ritual Support (consults by donation) ⁠ useful...

Ashes and Seeds: Persephone and Demeter w/Em of Olive Astrology Eleusis, Demeter, Persephone, Dionysus and the great mysteries. Read all about it. (Trigger warning: brief mention of sexual assault in the episode) Excited tangents including but not limited to: Taurus scorpio axis! Psychological lens of myth analysis  Thesmophoria , one of Demeter and Persephone's annual festivals in ancient Gre...

Ep 60. Starseed Supremacy??? W/Lars Brandt of The Mercury Podcast  This topic has been itching the back of my mind for a while…  It’s one of those weird corners of the spiritual community, well two that I think have more in common than is a coincidence.  This is half exploration, half editorial. Lars was THE person I thought of with this because he loves weird rabbit holes inside the spiritual com...

I mean, it’s queered astrology, mythology, symbology, and the development of consciousness through a feminist lens. Need I go on?  We get into the asteroid goddesses, their history, meaning, and facets of consciousness inside and outside of empire plus the role of femininity and wiles in the classical world and today.  More from Em, Em is the face behind Olive Astrology, they are an intuitive astr...

Ok... this conversation is a mind melter. First of all, you should know that Rainey Jupiter is a seer, songwriter and somatic witch. Which was an opener that definitely charmed me and perked my ears... The conversation did not disappoint: One of my favorite moments is when Rainey explains how they incorporate scrying into tarot and how to use tarot to access non dual consciousness. This changed ho...

This is one of fifteen Neptune lessons I've put together. They are an emergent from body of research in my own ritual practice and in a summer time deep dive into existing Neptune literature. Dm me @noelani_june if it's before 9.24 and you want to be a part of The Dream, my Neptune container.

This episode is a rambling deep dive into my practice with client work and Dani's, our inner sanctums, how we arrived there and how the whole thing works. Find more of me on instagram @noelanijune or on my website at thescarletmuse.com & Dani is an absolute gem and you can find them on instagram at ⁠@greenmtnmb⁠ and on their ⁠website ⁠ . If you're lucky enough to live in Vermont, you c...

WELCOME TO SEASON 4!!! Lots of Neptunian gems in this one including but not limited to: Relaxing your way to big Neptune magick Non-dual reality and Neptunian witness  Kairos time and liminality in the waking dream The vacuum and void with successful Neptune workings How we, as magical people, get to relax deeper bc Neptune is in Aries. Our small group container begins on September 26th, if you wo...

Announcments: I'm leveling up on the show 𖤓 I'm getting fresh theme music! 𖤓 a break for eclipse season (season IV starts 9.3.26) 𖤓 more behind the scenes ritual episodes See you on the otherside of Eclipse Season Come and find me in my world in the meanwhile. Get the ritual support you deserve. You can find me, your host, in my world through the following. doors: Learn more about Lunar As...

Welcome to the Season 3 Finale!! Movement Magick: How to Beef Up Capacity in a Pinch w/o the Self-Abandonment w/Lauren In this episode you can enjoy our spiralic inquiry into: 𖤓 How to channel Kali (she lives in movement & sound) 𖤓 the body as a portal to the divine 𖤓 the juicy details of my latest movement sessions 𖤓 what to do when anger is overtaking you Here's one of my favorite quotes...

This conversation is a hilarious and nuanced look at both mine and Dani's relationship with work, purpose, and the horrible realization that both require us to be really seen in the world. AAHHHHHHHH. Am I right? Here's the highlight topics: How contraction ALWAYS follows growth  “Pre-paying” for magickal real estate in your inner world Marketing is a coy mistress  How to draw your dreams...

This is a play by play of a recent ritual I planned and executed for my work-life balance. I find balancing work and life to be a psychedelic wormhole from which there is little reprieve... this episode is a backstage pass to how I'm dealing with it (with Magick!) In this episode, I take you with me on a Tarot reading, resistance integration, astrological timing choosing, and overall ritual pl...

Welcome to back to the Special Moons of 2026 series, this one is all about Restoration, Memory, and Closure and I have a wonderful co-host for this one, Amiya, of Resonance Astrology. Bonus: this is a crossover episode, you can catch the video version with the animated chart on ⁠Amiya's channel⁠ . This is the last cycle before Eclipse Season & I include the ritual recommendation for this C...

This episode delivered a perspective-shattering, emotional realization for me at the perfect moment. Proceed with caution bc it might do the same to you. Get ready for soliloquies on crashing out over self-imposed emotional isolation and other people and then changing with help, initiations & Saturn Magick  get comfy for the full story on... ★ The truth about feeling that are too big for speci...

In this episode I cover: The fundamental magical law of balance  Why death magick is good for sentimental softies like me  Proper honouring of past selves within the pantheon of personal identities  How I’m changing lately  Here's more ways to connect with me: ⁠Alchemy Altar⁠ Personal Closure ceremony $50 This is a call that is bespoke, ceremonial, tender and great for releasing and entering a...

In this episode Tina and I share notes on... Relocation magick (we're both moving to new countries because of mysterious feelings!) Time line hopping (like every witch should know about) Conscious kink (and how it combines psychology, bdsm, and personal development, what's not to love?) Neurodivergent manifestation (yes, it's weirder and cooler than regular manifestation)  Dissolving o...

Secrets of the wheel of the year, our special water ritual & how to join it, and elemental tips for your magick.

The Silver Thread Moon Membership is open for enrollment, it's a great place to talk about the moon cycle and get support for embodied astrology. 3rd Deacon Gemini New Moon 1st Deacon Libra First Quarter right after solstice at 0 degrees 1st Deacon Capricorn Full Moon Second Deacon Aries Last Quarter (conjunct Saturn) This cycle is all about big adjustments with thinking and organisation. Then...

Live from a ritual bath I get into: 1. What death magick and good baths have in common  2. Why death mack is actually the gentlest type out there  3. Becoming the potion & my bottomless yearning for baths  Where you can find me: Alchemy Altar Personal Closure ceremony $50 This is a call that is bespoke, ceremonial, tender and great for releasing and entering a new chapter.  It’s a mini version...

(trigger warning: brief reference to SA & self harm) Welcome to a luscious and meandering conversation between your lovely host and my good friend Hilary. We get into... how to make music with plants what secret forest creatures we're most into and the ways both of us are playing with consciousness lately It's a jam. You can follow Hilary on their insta, @shamandawn and a request from...

Alchemy Altar https://www.thescarletmuse.com/alchemy Personal Closure ceremony $50 This is a call that is bespoke, ceremonial, tender and great for releasing and entering a new chapter.  It’s a mini version of Threshold Crossing  1:1 Death Witch Magick consults (free and fun and with thoth tarot)  - come if you are at a crossroads in your life  - come if you want to reorient yourself within the la...

In this episode we get in to… If Black Magick is worth thinking about as a magician  How to operate with a field of coherence and compassion relative to Black Magick  Our spooky Black Magick experiences while traveling the world  That time my boyfriend assistanted a traditional Buddhist exorcism in Thailand  The special guest is my boyfriend, Lars Brandt.  Lars has a background in Buddhist meditat...

WITH magick recommendations for two lunations in this upcoming cycle beginning on May 17th! My links: ⁠get the ebook ⁠ ⁠book a free consult⁠ ⁠intro chat to explore 1:1 (Threshold Crossing) ⁠ This last on is my ritual container, this is tender support for whatever transformation you find yourself in. Let's make it feel richer and weirder, and pop you out somewhere unexpectedly wonderful with bi...