NOEXIST INC

Have you ever wanted to go on a date with the voices in your head?  Well, now you can! Join Brother Isaac as he goes on a second first date with Monika ( Moodslut ) and talks about how to be a good dater, lover, partner and dominatrix.

Why did Florida stay the MAGA course? Was it the sclerotic state Democratic party? Was is the influx of right-wingers from all the states that went blue? Is it the hyper-selfish individualism of your average retiree? Was it the humidity? Brother Isaac is joined by Ryan Ray to figure it out. 

Have you seen the burning buildings in France? How does it make you feel?  I know how certain people want you to feel. They want you to think that the barbaric hordes are storming the gates of western civilization and that they want to destroy everything you hold beautiful and sacred. France today. America tomorrow.  The burning of the the town hall in Limoges is the most powerful image to come ou...

The most important first amendment issue of our time is Shrek’s penis.  Back in June, Ohio journalists and friend of the show DJ Byrnes was arrested for sending a picture of Shrek’s penis to the fourth most powerful republican in the Ohio state legislature. If you want to listen to the whole story, go back a few weeks and listen, but to summarize it, he was unjustly arrested for a misdemeanor. Wha...

The social media manipulation in Brazil is severe.  Meta has already been caught altering its algorithm to suppress Lula and bolster Bolsonaro. WhatsApp, which is owned by Meta, is installed on 98 percent of all phones in Brazil. I know Americans don’t use it much, so we don’t understand the significance of this kind of social media hegemony, but it informs much of the Brazilian populatoin.  The U...

Mind control is nothing new.  Ever hear of a little movie called The Odyssey ? Well, there's a scene where these Sirens sing and get into Odysseus's head and make him act all weird. They burned witches at the stake for entering the minds of good Christian men and women making them too horny. Gothic fiction told many stories of nefarious hypnosis and induced trance states. But mind control ceased t...

From blood libel to trans panics to jenkem, the innocence of children has always been an effective political tool. I remember when cable news would try to scare parents about Halloween and made up stories about sickos putting razor blades in snickers bars. But today's fears are much more depraved. Adults harbor hyper sexual fantasies about children being sodomized and how they can be heroes and pu...

True crime is bad for you.  On tonight's episode Brother Isaac talks about a true crime series that investigates true crime itself. The HBO documentary is called A Killer Story , and the star of the show, Joe Sexton, gives us a behind the scenes look at the mini-series Joe is a Pulitzer prize-winning journalist who spent many years and the New York Times and ProPublica.  A Killer Story tells the s...

It frustrates me to no end that we only get a few days to talk about 9/11. Even fewer now that Charlie Kirk’s death is the day before.  The 25th anniversary came and went everything stayed the same. I thought there would be at least something, it being a quarter century since the attacks. Like they would have saved the good stuff for a such an important number. But they did not.  And so the ghosts...

The death of Charlie Kirk was supposed to be the martyrdom that kicked off the Fourth Reich. Liberals were supposed to go to gulags. A golden age of traditional Christian values were supposed to flourish and cleanse our degenerate society. A conservative totalitarian utopia seemed just along the horizon.  Instead, everyone turned Charlie Kirk into a meme. The world is becoming Kirkified. Much like...

Brother Isaac and Brad the Rambler talk about how to find forgiveness for the wicked (Milo Yiannopoulos) and why Buc-ees is Mecca for Christian Zionists

It's been a wild month in Florida. The far right is floundering, the DeSantis administration got busted stealing money meant for children and used it to ban abortion and powerful state legislator might get sentenced to death for being a p+dophile by the very legislation he wrote. Florida Man Ryan Ray joins to bring us good news about the state the portends the future of the world. 

Why does the statistically insignificant subject of trans women in sports get such outsized attention?  The cruel marketing campaign of Enes Kanter and Royce White opting into the 2027 WNBA draft has reignited the perennial debate of trans women participating in sports, creating a problem where there was none. It's not unlike the premise of the movie Airbud 's "because there's no rule that says th...

Brother Isaac sat down with Dan Bilzerian to talk about his congressional race against Randy Fine for the 6th district of Florida. But they don't end up talking about Florida at all. Rather, they speed run through every Jewish conspiracy on the internet. Bilzerian claims to have abandoned his hedonistic life of gambling and sex addiction in favor of a higher calling: finding a "solution" to Jewish...

Was Japan destined to be fascist?  Eyes Wide Open joins us to talk about his 10-part series on the rise of fascism in modern Japan. The series explores the dissolution of feudal Japan and the subsequent rise of its extraordinarily bloody imperialism. Japan is the focal point of the oft ignored anticommunist efforts during the cold war in Asia.  And don't forget to sign up for the next book club: G...

Minnesota won the battle. Now they must win the war.  The US government is not invincible. Minnesota showed us how to drive American fascist forces out of their city. But the Trump administration are sore losers. They cannot have a city give the people a template for victory. So ICE is back and arresting citizens who fought back.  Exit North returns to tell us what happened in the wake of Minnesot...

Our dear friend Herman Wakefield ( @doomscroll_forever ) returns to us to talk Jimothy and Clavicular. He also provides us with fiduciary investment advice. 

In order to be put on a government terrorist watchlist you have to be “nominated.” At the beginning of Trump’s second term in office, there were 6,000 names on that list. Most of them were Muslim. Now, according to today’s guest Daniel Boguslaw , there are more than two million. There are only about 4.5 million Muslims in all of America. I do not think they put half of American’s Muslim population...

Journalist DJ Byrnes was arrested for sending an Ohio State Senator a picture of Shrek's penis (message me and I'll show you the picture if you're brave enough). He now faces jail time because the Ohio judicial system likes to do favors for those in power.  This is both very funny and very serious. This is a first amendment case. Say what you will about those dandy founding fathers of ours, but th...

There was something unique I noticed about Platner’s campaign.  Unlike Mamdani with his polished, quick and highly produced videos, Platner would speak into a front facing camera with no cuts to say he is sorry. Each time he had to address some past scandal, his drinking, his womanizing, his Nazi tattoo, he would look into his camera, apologize, and his poll numbers would go up. Why?  I realized t...

“I suddenly began to realize that everybody in America is a natural born thief.” - Jack Kerouac, On the Road America is a country of thieves. We stole the land from the people who stole the land. And we love of our romantic criminals. Who doesn't enjoy a good heist?  So why so much fearmongering around shoplifting? They will tell you there is a sticky finger epidemic in America. That's why they ha...

What makes a national anthem good? Why does the Star Spangled Banner suck?  Ben and Jordano of Remember Shuffle help Brother Isaac rank a good chunk of the world's anthems. 

No country suffers more from the American need for ancestral heritage than Ireland. Ireland is full of hyphenated Americans who are looking for some kind of belonging because they do not have it in America. The American obsession with heritage is a kind of subconscious self-loathing. It is not enough to be American. It is not enough to have it all. No, we must be Irish, or Italian or EUROPEAN, eve...

We will never colonize space.  Smug folks love to look down on drunks who play the lottery.  "The odds are a million to one! You'll never win! Better to save your money and put it towards something real, ya bum!"  The math of a drunk playing scratch-offs is far superior to those who tell you we will "bring the light of consciousness to the stars." Our bodies can never permanently leave this earth...

Stephen Spielberg's Disclosure Day might be one of the worst movies of the 21st century.  What does this mean for the UFO community? How could they have fumbled such a timely story? If you didn't believe in aliens already, this movie might vindicate that. If you do believe in aliens, this movie might have you questioning why you believed in the first place.  Brother Isaac is joined by his friend a...