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The Birthday Boy is in the house…  Has Peter Pan grown up or is he just having a midlife crisis?  This week the NewlyWeds celebrate Jamie birthday’s with a couple of extra special surprises… including one that YOU can buy tickets for!  Plus, we hear some of your DISGUSTING listeners messages - from dodgy hot sauce to phlegm in places you don’t want phlegm to be.  REMEMBER… we h...

Are you feeling Spoooookyyyy? The NewlyDEADS are here this week for an extra-special halloween episode filled with scary treats.  Are you ready for a trick or a treat? Producer Jack has written a spook-tackular story and shared some unfortunate dilemmas…  PLUS, Natalie Walker a professional psychic reader from Psychic Sisters comes on the podcast to speak to Jamie's Grandfather. You can...

This week we’re bringing you an exclusive bonus episode in partnership with Sky Cinema. Join us as I try to convince Jamie to get out of the house for an unforgettable date night thanks to Sky Cinema, who are offering two complimentary Vue tickets to their customers every month! Thanks for listening x You must have a Sky TV and Sky Cinema subscription to be able to redeem this offer. The tickets a...

This week is WILD. The studio gets invaded mid record and nobody knows what's going on. I think for this one, less is more. And if you want to check out Jamie's special surprise for yourself, go to: the-tailors.co.uk REMEMBER… we have a new number for SECRETS HOTLINE and it is definitely working. Give us your most deepest, darkest secrets here: +44 7445 737710 Thanks for listening x  Instagra...

Drum Roll Please…. The Whitehalls are back!!! Michael and Hilary Whitehall come on the podcast to discuss weddings, their decades long marriage. and they read out some of your dirty listeners messages… with ‘terrible grammar’ according to Michael. PLUS Sophie and Jamie are chatting all things NewlyWed life, from mistaking Callum Scott for a Love Islander at the NTA’s, to meeting Jamie’s number one...

This week the NewlyWeds are back with an extra special guest: Alix Fox, the ‘decently indecent' writer, broadcaster and sex consultant on Sex Education… Alix is here to chat to Sophie and Jamie about getting down and DIRTY… Alix chats all things kink, keeping the sex life alive after marriage Follow Alix on Instagram here: @alixfox  PLUS, we have some shocking dilemmas, dodgy fake tans,...

Does Jamie have: a) A yellow tongue  b) A big fat whale tongue  c) A stinky tongue d) All of the of the above Buckle up baby because it’s d) All of the above…  This week the newlyweds chat all things facial sh*gging, strange ticks, and more. PLUS, we have some extra special listeners messages for you…  GUYS… As Jamie mentioned we have a new number for SECRETS HOTLINE and it is...

Sophie is back baby!  This week Sophie and Jamie ask the age old question… Habboo or Laing? Will Jamie take Habboo? Or will Sophie become the second Sophie Laing of the family?  Plus, they chat seeing SHANIA TWAIN live, Sophie’s TERRIBLE driving and some very shocking listeners messages…  DON’T FORGET TO CALL… ’Secrets Hotline’ where we want you to share your deepest, darkest secret...

This week Producer Jack abducts Jamie to find out what he’s REALLY done to Sophie. Why is she M.I.A? Has Jamie abducted her? Is she really at her sister’s wedding? Tune in to find out… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Family bonding or family therapy?  Sophie is away prepping for her sister’s wedding this week… So we have the return of two VERY special guests… Penny and Emily Laing, Jamie’s mother and sister.  Penny talks about taking her cheating boyfriend on holiday, break-ups and Jamie’s old embarrassing posts. Plus we hear about dog-munching condoms and baby-monitored sex… DON’T FORGET… We are lau...

This week we have two very special guests on the podcast… Sophie’s sister Georgia Habboo and her fiancé Tom Berry. With their wedding only weeks away, they’ll be chatting all things wedding and proposals.  PLUS… Georgia spills the dirt on her & Sophie’s PHYSICAL fight and Tom’s near death experience on Jamie’s stag.  Thanks for listening x  Instagram: @newlywedspodcast TikTok: @...

Have you ever spoken to your mum about having sex on your period in a church? Well Jamie has... This week Jamie’s Mum, Penny, is back on the podcast again for more insider scoops on Jamie’s childhood, poo protests and hiding boyfriends in a cupboard.  PLUS… We get down and dirty with Jamie’s old school reports and some very naughty listeners messages.  Thanks for listening x  Instag...

This week Jamie’s little sister Emily Laing is on the podcast to give Jamie a taste of his own medicine. She spills the dirt on Jamie’s cheeky childhood adventures…  PLUS… Sophie shows Jamie what periods are REALLY like. We’ve sorted Jamie out with a period pain simulator and his reaction is… not pleasant. It’s safe to say Jamie has a low pain threshold.  Thanks for listening x  Ins...

The NewlyWeds catch us up on their very busy week… From attending the Barbie premiere for five minutes, Jamie acting like a diva on the plane and Sophie INSISTING that mermaids are real.  Plus, sending dick pics to your dentist, spotting Jamie walking in human poo and accidentally sharing a sex tape with your mum!! We’ve got some great listeners messages for you. Thanks for listening x ...

From packing vibrators in a frantic panic to Sophie and Jamie’s strange mating calls, the NewlyWeds update us on all things marriage.  PLUS, Sophie and Jamie read some shocking dilemmas…Cheesy feet? Being in love with your step-brother? A one-night stand meowing at you? You are in for a treat!  Thanks for listening x  Instagram: @newlywedspodcast TikTok: @newlyweds  Email: newl...

A penis in a wine glass? Anal on the hotel balcony? Boy, do we have some listener’s messages for you!! This week Sophie and Jamie are joined by Tarot and Psychic reader, Fiongal Greenlaw, who will be predicting Sophie and Jamie’s future together. Are they twin souls? Or are they destined for chaos?  Plus, Sophie and Jamie discuss the week’s highs and lows - from Vesper’ing down the M25 to att...

Buckle up baby! Our return as NewlyWeds is here and we are back with a bang!!! This week we get into the nitty gritty details of Jamie and Sophie’s honeymoon. Why did Sophie vomit out of her nose? What happened to Jamie’s baggage? And why did Sophie wear the same dress everyday?  PLUS Sophie and Jamie answer all of your unanswered questions with a special section of listeners questions - for...

GUYS we're coming back! And coming back with a BANG 🚀 All we'll say is JULY but until then the sun is shining so here's another sizzling episode of Write Me Dirty... Post pod coitus and vapes in strange places… Presenting GK Barry, and Joe Baggs - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts… ‘Soho Whore House’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ What happens in the disabled toilets stays in the disabl...

WE'RE ON HONEYMOON! But of course, we haven't forgotten you! Here's a little gift for your ears, to keep you satiated while we're away, and we'll be back very soon... (And if you love what you hear, you can SUBSCRIBE here: https://shows.acast.com/write-me-dirty) Forbidden love, nude FaceTimes and aphrodisiac sweets. Presenting Jamie Laing, and Tom Lucy - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists wi...

Grab the tissues, and perhaps a lift raft, cos the tears are flowing in this FINAL episode of NearlyWeds. Jamie and Sophie are fresh off the back of wedding and boy have we got a treat for you and them as we relive the wedding - all the speeches - the best men, the father of the bride, the groom - plus live reactions from friends and family on the day. Thank you to Producer Jack for pouring his he...

13 months, 59 weeks, 413 days, it’s been a rollercoaster but we’re finally here. We made it. Pat yourself on the back ‘cos we’re going to the chapel baby, YEHHAAA!!!! Jamie and Sophie are getting married. It’s the wedding episode!!  We’re taking you behind the scenes, chatting to the couple’s nearest and dearest.  But before we get to "The Day," we’re hanging out with Jamie and Sophie at...

The Lie Detector test is back and better than ever! Just days to go until the Spanish wedding, Jamie and Sophie Bring Mark back to the studio for an even more explosive test. Will Jamie reveal whether he still masterbates? Does Sophie think their sex has become stale since the wedding? And Did Jamie invite paparazzi to the London Wedding??? PLUS… Producer Jack and Producer Jemima make their Nearly...

Three weeks to go until the wedding! Two very special guests have flown all the way from Spain to join us this week.  First, Jamie and Sophie’s wedding cake designer, Kat for some very last minute cake tasting. Plus Lucia, the couple’s wedding planner lets us in on what Jamie and Sophie are REALLY like as clients. Listeners messages are off the richter scale this week and a special shout out...

Another hectic hectic week on NearlyWeds. Sophie gives her run down on EXACTLY what happened on her hen do! Plus, the INCREDIBLE Tally Gilbert from @pinkystudio__ comes in to the pod who has written incredible personalised poems for every single one of the guests at the wedding! Again, thank you so much for all the amazing messages this week. And a particular shout out to everyone who's sent us in...

This ep could be a little awk, mixed with a lot of beauty. Jamie and Sophie did it. They got married. Wowzers. Sophie Laing. Let it ring round your ears. Let it perch round your lips. Laing... or is it Lang? Who knows. The couple discuss all things looooove, and the big day. They're also joined by best friends Spencer and Vogue, who seemingly were not invited to the wedding, and we'll be honest, i...