Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Joyelle Nicole Johnson has never seen 12 Years a Slave, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Host Kyle Ayers talks to Joyelle about never having seen the movie, all of her movie viewing likes and dislikes, and more! Kyle and Joyelle are joined by Mike Carrozza. Check out Joyelle’s new album, “Yell Joy” wherever you get comedy albums! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

Daniel Van Kirk has never seen My Cousin Vinny, but he rewrote it and we read his script. DVK returns! We take a read through his incredibly funny script of what he’s pretty sure My Cousin Vinny probably is. A lot of movie talk, growing up and somehow not seeing things talk, then some Never Seen It games! Thank you for listening! Find us online @neverseenitshow on instagram and twitter! Learn more...

Anna Gillcrist has never seen Fern Gully, but she rewrote it and we read her script. The journey to this recording has taken Anna across the entire western half of the country. Find out what movies she was pretty sure were Fern Gully this entire time. Host Kyle Ayers and Anna are joined by Rebecca Steinberg and Janell Lefert. Thank you for listening! Find us online at patreon.com/neverseenitshow L...

James Austin Johnson (henceforth JAJ) has never seen Mr. Robot, but he rewrote it and we read his script.  Kyle is joined by comedian, impressionist extraordinaire, and great guy JAJ to take on James' take on Mr. Robot. They are joined by Sam Wiles, and we read James' script, talk a lot of comedy, TV, movies, and more vague things like those three I just typed out. Please find the show online at n...

Brandon Collins has never seen Jo Jo Rabbit, but he rewrote it and we read his script.  Comedian, producer, and film podcast host Brandon Collins joins Kyle and they talk satirical depictions of serious events, Oscar movies you forget, directors, and more! They are joined by pod stalwart Todd Sklar.  Thank you for listening! Please find the show on twitter and instagram, both @neverseenitshow. Lea...

Chris Gethard has never seen Ironman 3, but he rewrote it and we read his script. You will never believe WHY Chris has never seen Ironman 3. You need to listen and hear the story. A sprawling, wonderful episode where Chris dissects his intense Marvel fandom, his insightful reasoning behind why superheroes might be so popular now, and more.  A long, cathartic talk about comedy and scenes and commun...

All Games Day! A quick break from the purpose of the podcast to play some of our favorite games. Kyle is joined by Rebecca Steinberg, Mike Carrozza, and Jono Zalay to play some KyleDad, Before & Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, and a new game with a not-yet-perfected-title, but tentatively Obscure Movie Character Placement Guess Then Justify Your Guess Best the Game. Thank you for listening! Find...

The sketch group Public Works joins Kyle, and they have never seen Sully, but the rewrote it and we read their script. The Canadian trio kind of… maybe nails it? Listen to the episode for the full script as well as some of those classic Never Seen It games. Plus everyone has a lot of comedy talk up top. Shoot ahead 30 minutes or so for the script! So much banter. I am getting back into the groove...

Hi folks we are back.  Your (insert adjective here) host Kyle Ayers has never seen MacGyver, but he rewrote it, and we read his script. It is tough to take on a famously satirized show such as MacGyver, so Kyle attempts to steer clear of any MacGruber (which he has seen and loves) territory. He is joined by Rebecca Steinberg and Mike Carrozza! They tackle some Character Card Head!  Lots of chat up...

Jonathan Braylock has never seen 2001, but he rewrote it and we read his script! He's never seen this space movie, despite making Astronomy Club on Netflix. Hmmmm.  Kyle and Jonathan are joined by Daniel Shar, who has actually never even heard of this movie. We take on Jonathan's script, ask Shar if he's ever seen anything, play some games, and have an all-around nice time.  Learn more about your...

Mike Feeney has never seen Justice League, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Mike barely knows who Superman is. He is pretty sure who some of the Justice League are. Kyle and Mike are joined by Greg Stone, who knows everything about comic books, and does not react well to some of Mike’s script decisions. After the script we talk more movies, comedy, and play some of our beloved Never Seen...

Mike Drucker has never seen Casino, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Writer of everything ever and amazing comedian Mike Drucker joins Never Seen It once again. He’s never seen Casino, he’d previously never seen Goodfellas, and well he’s actually seen The Irishman. We tackle Mike’s script, take on talking about mob movies, and then play some of the ol’ Never Seen It games we’ve come to lo...

Henry Zebrowski returns! He has never seen Little House on the Prairie, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Host Kyle and Henry are joined by Anna Gillcrist and Todd Sklar! They talk life, comedy, all that sorta stuff, then get into Henry's script of what he assumes Little House on the Prairie is. Come find us on patreon for the extended episode! patreon.com/neverseenit Learn more about your...

Wayne Federman has never seen The Wire, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Wayne is pretty sure it has to do with cops. Kyle and Wayne are joined by Dave Ross to take on Wayne's script, talk life and comedy and how the police portrayal on screen has changed over time. We also play some Before&Afters and KyleDadGame. Thank you for listening to the podcast! I appreciate you. Please check out...

Sara Schaefer has never seen Avatar, but she rewrote it and we read her script. A script that was originally written for a live show that was supposed to take place on March 12, 2020. Well, we all know what happened. The live show was canceled, and we circle back around to Sara’s fantastic script for what she thinks Avatar probably is. She isn’t super far off. Not close, but pretty close. We talk...

Daniel Shar has never seen Lord of the Rings, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Daniel and host Kyle are joined by Jonathan Braylock (Astronomy Club on Netflix) to take on Daniel’s script. Jonathan knows a lot about Lord of the Rings. Daniel knows nothing about most movies. It’s a trio match made in heaven. We break down Daniel’s script, then play some Before & Afters, KyleDadGame, and mor...

Greg Stone has never seen The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Incredibly funny comedian and podcaster Greg Stone joins Kyle to talk Greg’s take on GBU (now abbreviated for Kyle’s sake). The two of them are joined by Todd Sklar, and a massive Star Wars tangent finds its way into Before and Afters, and we conclude with KyleDadTrailerGame. Thank you for listenin...

Shalewa Sharpe has never seen Groundhog Day, but she rewrote it and we read her script. She.... kind of nails it? Shalewa and Kyle are joined by poducer (pod+producer?) Rebecca, and Rob Haze.  They then talk Bill Murray, random comedy touring moments, foam parties, play some Before and Afters, KyleDad, Perfect Movie, and more! Come find us on Patreon for our brand new spinoff pod “Really Seen It”...

Musicians Andy Frasco and Nick Gerlach join Kyle on the pod this week. They have never seen "The Perks of Being a Wallflower," but they (read: Nick) rewrote it, and we read their (read: his) script.  Is it basically a personal attack at Andy the entire script? Quite possibly. Is it fun? Entirely. We also play some Before and Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, and KylesDadMovieTrailer game.  Andy has...

Eliza Skinner (Earth to Ned on Disney+) has never seen PREDATOR, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Kyle is joined by the incredibly hilarious Eliza Skinner, as well as joined once again by super producer Rebecca.  After they tackle Eliza's script, there's some solid dad game, and everything is sandwiched by talks of Kyle and Eliza performing at Bonnaroo, comedy in general, and well, hey,...

Andy Peters has never seen Mad Men, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Kyle is joined by hilarious comedian Andy Peters who kind of freaking nails Mad Men, despite having never seen it. Also joining is pod-fave Amy Miller. We chat and chat and chat, then take on Andy’s script, followed by some Before and Afters and KyleDadGame. Thank you for listening! Find us on patreon for more at patreon...

Ben Roy (Grawlix, Those Who Can’t) has never seen The Pelican Brief, but he rewrote it and we read his script. In what is perhaps our most emotionally moving script ever on the show, Kyle and Rebecca join Ben and his take on The Pelican Brief. Beforehand, Ben tells the story about getting an actual tattoo for one of Kyle’s other shows. Once you are done crying at Ben’s lovely script, please enjoy...

Incredibly wonderful standup Andy Haynes has never seen The Graduate, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Kyle and Andy are joined by super producer Rebecca, and in addition to Andy's script we play some KyleDadGame, and we meander and talk about the permeation of the previous president into everything that happens. Some New York talk, some LA talk, a lot of life talk, and just generally a n...

Rob Haze has never seen HEAT, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Rob is pretty sure Heat is exactly the same at The Dark Knight, and nothing like The Heat. Kyle and Rob are joined by Caleb Synan, and after we tackle Rob’s script we play some games, you know how the podcast works. Thank you for listening, as always. I hope you are all healthy. Please check out our patreon for more Never Seen...

Kyle Ayers has never seen Boyhood. Your faithful host Kyle is back in the writer’s seat. He has never seen Boyhood, but he rewrote it, and we read his script. Joined by the hilarious Alison Leiby and Ryan Singer, the three zoomigos (not going to use that phrase ever again) read Kyle’s script, play some games, and more! PLEASE note that this script is pretty gross and definitely not real stuff that...