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This week on Myopia Movies, we visit the family friendly side of the military industrial complex with just a dash of brown face. We watched Short Circuit 2, I know Johnny, but are any of us truly alive?  Join the  Patreon!  There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies...

This week on Myopia Movie, we remember a great comedian and get grossed out by his transphobia. We watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, knowing his stance on vaccines, the talking ass is appropriate.  Join the  Patreon!  There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and...

This week we round out a month of vampire flicks with the most true attempt to retell the tale, We watched Bram Stoker's Dracula, come for the butthead hair cut, stay for Wynona Rider sucking off Gary Oldman. You heard me.  Join the  Patreon!  There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces...

This week we take a quick sojourn away from our vampire month, to get into the Halloweeny spirit. With only three more days til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, three more days til Halloween, we visit Silver Shamrock! We watched Halloween 3: Season of the Witch, a doctor's journey with horny alcoholism.  Join the  Patreon!  There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each t...

This week we watch a surprise vampire flick! So many surprises! Quentin Tarantino as a lead actor? Sure! Vampires only in the third act? Why not! Vampire Strip club? Who are you, Blade? We saw From Dusk til Dawn, Okay hard drinkers, let's drink hard. I'm buyin'! Join the Patreon!  There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get...

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the only music great enough to wake a Vampire is Korn. We watched a nu-metal movie for our nu episode, Queen of the Damned, the disappointing sequel to  Interview with the Vampire .   Join the  Patreon!  There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces th...

This week on Myopia Movies, we see what all the fuss is about! We watched Twilight, our first black and white film.    Join the  Patreon!  There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog a...

This spooky month, we are watching only Vampire films starting with this one! This week on Myopia Movies was saw Blade Trinity, a movie so boring we had to watch it twice because everyone fell asleep watching it.    Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies!   Join the  Patreon!  There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the m...

Hey all! Welcome to episode 250, woooooooooooooooooooooo! woo! According to Chartable, in the past year, we have charted in nearly three dozen countries. According to our downloads, tens of thousands of you are listening. We have a Patreon with patrons. Thanks! To celebrate, we watched Esquire Magazine's 2008 Sexiest Woman Alive eat tuna from a can and lick cream from a Collins glass. We watched C...

This week on Myopia Movies, we celebrate the beginning of Fall the only way we know how, with a festival. We watched Beer Fest, in real life, the Canadians win this....weird. Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! For now just your regul...

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn Christopher Lloyd is as magical as we  all knew he was. We watched Angels in the Outfield (1994), who'd have thought Tony Danza's career only had months left at the time.  Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning...

This week on Myopia Movies, we learned about the 'suck zone' without fear of reprisal. We watched Twister, in this stormy season, is this too on the nose? Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! For now just your regular weekly episodes,...

This week on Mission Briefing, we thought we were going to watch a crime thriller, whoops. We saw the Thomas Crown Affair! Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly!  Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook ! Or the Face...

Hello! Take a watch of a sample of our first commentary track! This is not a Mystery Science Theater 3000 or Riff Trax style riff, more akin to a directors commentary track. As promised before CoVid, the first is on the only Prequel we have not covered, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones, frankly, I am a fan of sand.   If you want to see the whole thing, consider joining the patreon at t...

This week on Myopia Movies, the world gets destroyed by some CGI! We saw 2012, John Cusack action hero? Sure, why not. Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG! Join the  Patreon!  Th...

This week on Myopia Movies, we bomb the universe! We saw Terminator 3, the movie progressive enough to call its female villain the Terminatrix. Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twi...

This week on Myopia Movies, it is Thursday the 13th, so we are watching something that is almost a Friday the 13th Movie, we saw Jason X! You know the one were Kane Hodder boldly plays TWO characters, Jason Voorhees / Uber Jason. Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Seco...

This week on Myopia Movies, we recast Captain Kirk and are just fine with it. We watched Star Trek 2009, the Beastie Boys are timeless! Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zo...

Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zone Zone  on Monday. For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG!   Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us ke...

Every week on  The Twilight Zone Zone ,we go down Donald Liebenson’s list  The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair , chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched  “To Serve Man” and “The Dummy”   “To Serve Man” Kanamits, nine-foot-tall creatures from outer space, promise they have come t...

This week on the Myopia Movie Patreon exclusive episode, we complete the Alien Saga with Alien Covenant! Two Michael Fassbenders? Is this the best one?   Want to hear the whole thing? Join the Patreon ! For just $5 a month, you can get the entire back catalog, an extra movie a month, and an extra Mission Briefing every other month!   In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are o...

Every week on   The Twilight Zone Zone ,we go down Donald Liebenson’s list  The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair , chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched “Five Characters in Search of an Exit” and “Nothing in the Dark.”   “Five Characters in Search of an Exit” The setup is a lit...

This week on Myopia Movies, we watched Danny Glover clean up the streets, which, I assume, is why he is the President in 2012. We watched Predator 2, why did Men in Black not star Gary Busey?  If you have not yet, check out the  Patreon!  We have old episodes and special episodes that are exclusive! Check in to hear us talk about the Alien franchise! In the meantime, please continue to rate and re...

Every week on   The Twilight Zone Zone,we go down Donald Liebenson’s list  The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair , chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched “Deaths-Head Revisited” and "The Midnight Son"   The Obsolete Man”/“Deaths-Head Revisited” A tie: these are two Serling-penned...

Hello there! For our Patreon supporters, we have covered for Mission Briefing Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery! Enjoy a sample here, but if you are interested in the whole thing and the back-catalog, and our Alien series, join us! In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings y...