My Momma Told Me

Are secret hormones in McDonald’s French fries the culprit behind our beloved thick women? Langston and David chat with comedian and writer Ayanna Dookie about this conspiracy theory. The episode also gets into the dreadful "sex talk" and embarrassing stories from when everyone was in grade school. CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE...

Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail this Thanksgiving about the ever- changing standard of beauty. Do all plastic surgeons just want to make us look like Beyoncé?!? CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15...

Are we eating fake foods? Langston and David discuss why most food under the sun is basically not real. The hands of lobbyists determine what certain percentage can be called "food" and how big corporations come into play. Pink slime and Fruity Peeples are talked about regarding artificial foods. Just in time for Thanksgiving, we hope you can stomach this episode! CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LI...

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Kevin Iso at The Secret Group HOUSTON. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below: **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased a...

Is Tyler Perry REALLY the devil?! Langston and David sit down in studio with Sydnee Washington (Mess on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network) about this conspiracy theory. Not the literal devil, but is he holding back the Black community with his films and plays? Is he portraying Black people in a negative light? Typecasting, colorism, avoiding union rules, and more are discussed in this episo...

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Clayton English, Mandal, and Ms. Pat at City Winery ATL. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below: **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club POR...

Is there a mixed-race agenda in commercials? Langston and David chat with comedy sibling duo Yassir & Isaiah Lester (The Gutter) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They take a deep dive into the infamous Honey Nut Cheerios commercial that received tons of backlash on YouTube, plus, what's up with Biktarvy commercials and the lonely woman in the library? David does a rundown on the comments and it'...

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below: BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas! PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10...

Should big men steer clear from marrying little women? Langston and David answer a listener's email based on their late-grandmother's conspiracy theory. Are big heads taken into consideration? What happens when redheads get together? This gets messy in the best way possible. Put down that Punnett square and listen to this episode!  BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin...

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Tony Woods, Paris Sashay, and Jamel Johnson at The Miracle Theatre in Washington, D.C. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below: ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat! HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX -...

Are dinosaurs real? Langston and David sit down with comedic improviser Cedric Yarbrough (Clint Eastwood's Juror #2, out Nov. 1! ) about his days being raised as a Jehovah's Witness in Minnesota and many "worldly" ideas he was taught not to believe in, including the existence of dinosaurs. Langston surprises both David and Cedric with his research and they discuss various topics like porn parodies...

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring LaRoyce Hawkins and Marilee at The Den Theatre in Chicago. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below: ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat! HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Fa...

Did Shannon Sharpe intentionally go on Instagram Live to bury the queer rumors about him? Langston and David discuss the IG alert heard around the world and the idea of Hypermasculinity playing a role in the Black community. Why does the public care so much about athletes' sexual orientations, especially for Black men? One thing is for sure, you will never catch these hosts on IG Live, and that's...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Wells Fargo being the KKK of banks. This challenges David's previous statement of Wells Fargo being a "Black" bank.  **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) - Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN,...

If you get your right ear pierced, does that mean you're gay? Langston and David sit down with Vinny Thomas (Platonic on Apple TV) about this fashion conspiracy theory. Talks of Claire's and how important location is when it comes to these piercings. Let's just say the back of the bus is not a good location. Langston shares a story about a regretful tattoo and we learn how Nancy Reagan really "tor...

Langston and David answer a straight-to-the-point listener email about telling someone about a nightmare on an empty stomach will make it come true. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy...

What's up with John Legend being in all these Pfizer commercials? Langston and David answer a listener's email about them being in cahoots with Black churches. Who does this benefit? How are church ladies involved? and WHY John Legend? They touch on issues like White Coat Syndrome and more throughout this episode. Plus, David struggles with the sound pad.  **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN TH...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Reginald VelJohnson and Dwight Howard being DEI additions to Dancing with the Stars. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den w...

Did Black people used to be green? Langston and David talk with Alex English (Saturday Night Live) about this viral conspiracy theory. The words of Bobby Hemmit help guide the conversation of how Black people used to be Gods and how green skin falls into that thinking. What other powers did Black people sacrifice? Are Black people sexier green? Green colorism is visited, plus they visit the depths...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the Chase bank glitch. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Co...

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles A Like! We are re-releasing this episode of My Momma Told Me, predicting the current media circus around Diddy. We had such a great time with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams. Let's run it back - bye, b*tch!  -- Is Diddy turning our hip-hop heroes into sex slaves? Langston and David discuss with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams (Fraudsters on Last Podcast Network) about this...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Black women shaving their legs.  **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/1...

Does the shape of your pregnancy bump determine the gender of your baby? Langston and David discuss this classic old wives tale with Brandi Denise (The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon). Rib cages, BMI, gravity, and much more are talked about in the episode. Plus, what do two male podcast hosts know about pregnancy? TikTok trends of hot daddies "back in the day", ultrasound guessing, and surprise pr...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about fast food menu pairings targeting Black communities and if it's intentional.  JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES: WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods!  DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marile...

Are we all living in the matrix? Langston and David sit with Josh Johnson (The Daily Show) about this conspiracy theory that many billionaires subscribe to (looking at you Elon). Talks of the Matrix franchise, bunkers, déjà vu, and the Mayan calendar occur throughout this episode. Should we be having these flashbacks so often? How many people are considered "too many" for a bunker colony? These qu...