My Cabbages! An Avatar Podcast

Hey Folks. This week, Alex, Zach, and special guest Rori the bird dive into a truly treacherous episode. We encounter grifters, old friends, new flames, the Cabbage Man, it's a truly star studded episode. From Katara destroying ancient documents to the TSA destroying the Cabbage Guy's valuable stock, we have a veritable whose-who of the Avatar Cannon. Will the Gaang make it over the Serp...

Hey folks, in this episode the Gaang is lost in the desert, without a mode of transportation, as well as a dear companion. How will they cope with the loss of their flying friend, and how will Katara manage to keep all her drunk friends safe as they make their way home from the bar? Will Sokka ever stop tripping balls? This week, we process Appa's loss in 3 very important steps. 1.) Try reall...

Welcome to our guest and friend of the show Christina Kann! (The Restricted Section) the DM of the group has invited their friend to join the party for a one-shot involving some (rolls some dice) ancient library in the desert? Sure, why not? Our heroes are finally on Sokka's mini-vacation, and he uses it to do homework. Along the way they meet the amalgamation of Indiana Jones, Milo Thatch, a...

It's time folks. Sometimes you gotta quest, sometimes you gotta save the world, and other times you need to grind up to the next level before the dungeon. While our gang tries to stat-boost Aang with the power of montage music, Zuko resumes his training with Iroh, it would be in teamaking but Iroh knows his nephew is a lost cause. All this AND a third plot about Sokka having an existential cr...

Hey folks! We just got in from Pittsburgh and boy are our arms tired... and our legs, and our backs.... and our souls.... We can very much relate to this episode, as the gang keeps having to break their lease and move on VERY short notice. After the third Uhaul, they get mad and split up. Will our gang reunite? Is Patrick Star and Earth bender? We joined a network full of new friends! and they twe...

Hey folks, we're making an announcement that's neat! What's the announcement? Well, if I told you here, you wouldn't hear it from the horse's mouth, now would ya? See y'all next week! https://twitter.com/restrictedpod - The Restricted Section https://twitter.com/oftheeldestgods - Of The Eldest Gods https://twitter.com/MovieNight_crew - The Movie Night Crew

Did I record this.... It's been days.... I've been wandering through the desert of our house, ambulatory, without a cohost.... This week on My Cabbages, Alex is traveling, leaving Zach to record the episode on his own. Will he be able to hack it? Will he finish the rest of the wine in the fridge? (yes) Meanwhile, Zuko goes through a solitary journey of his own, recounting some not-so-fon...

Hey Cabbagepatch! Sorry for the late episode! A power surge wiped out half of my editing timeline. In THIS episode, our heroes attempt to end their search for an earthbending teacher as Ang enrolls in an Earthbending after-school Strip Mall dojo. After eating dirt and moving on, they find an underground wrestling league that Sokka is wayyy too stoked about. Will our heroes find their long sought a...

In this episode, Aang gets canceled over some of Kiyoshi's old tweets. Can't they see he was a whole different person back then!? In order to prove his innocence, Private Detective Sokka is on the case, but which Sherlock Holmes is he? As he awaits his verdict in prison, Aang learns that this town seems to just lock up any man with emotional intelligence. WE HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL NOW! G...

This Episode our gang finds a smelly swamp. Gross! The inconsequential nature of this one-shot splits the party as our heroes each hallucinate a different person from their lives. As they experience Ghibli, but smellier, will they find the mysterious green man in the swamps with the answers to their questions? Am I talking about Shrek or yoda? Y-Yes? My Cabbages is on Twitter! @Cabbagecast give us...

After his lackluster trip through the Tunnel of Love, Aang is anxious to get back to Omashu and kick it with his homie, but since their last visit, Omashu is under new management, and Carol Baskin is really running the place into the ground. From plagues and unsponsored product placements, to neglected babies and chained-up bunnies (without their paperwork), Jeff Lowe is really making a mess of th...

To fit with the musical theme of the episode, we have some ORIGINAL MUSIC! You can find the Music of my talented brother, J. Curtis, here and on Instagram at J.Curtis! In Today's episode, our gang attempts to tackle the language of love. When an eccentric troupe of lovable bards passes through, the Gaang gets the scoop on a secret tunnel.... of looooove. While the gang enters a cave system mo...

We're BACK Y'ALL! Finally, after the mother of all Hiatuses, our party is ready to jump back into their quest. They stop by General Fong's place before heading to Omashu, and Fong attempts to turn Aang into a World Class Speedrunner on Twitch.  I'm sure like all publicity-based twitch partnerships, it will go smoothly and not backfire in his face. Meanwhile, Zuko and Iroh get i...

It's time folks. The Big Finale! Sorry it's so late, but the FIRE NATION is right on time in this big bombastic finale of Michael Bay proportions! We are joined by friend of the show, @Efortmanteau to help us wade through the ice, assassination plots, and romantic ghosting in what can only be described as the Siege of the North. We'll be back at you soon with more show, in the meant...

Get an extra chunky one this week for you folks! We learn the super-powered origin of Princess Yue, Sokka puts his proverbial foot in his mouth, and Katara uses her waterbending to smash the patriarchy. SO MANY TANGENTS! You can't handle all these tangents!

At a campfire, a busker tells the Gaang about a group of spirited airwalkers that bare no relation to a family of Jedi, and the gaang decide to investigate. What they find is a desecrated temple, a mad scientist, some gliders, and a weird sex dungeon that proves difficult to explain. From whips and chains, to Nickelodeon's really specific Slime kink, this episode runs the gambit.

Our gang finds a mysterious mall kiosk in the woods, and gets tickets to FIRE FEST! This one is different, we promise! The gang dine on snakes and don really terrible disguises, and when Billy comes to town to reclaim his IP, Aang must learn composure and control from Billy's Mentor, a man that is more myth than.... well.... man.... Aang gets Zhou to play a game of Battleship with himself.

This is truly a Comedy of Errors folks. Aang is jealous when a new Senpai comes to town to distract his senpais from their journey. Bato tells them they could see their father, and before any communication or clarification, Aang takes off in a fit of Aangst, steals the map to treasure island, and does the unthinkable D&D crime. He splits the party! Iroh is a creep and the Golden Dragon Girls A...

Team Avatar catches sight of a road-side attraction that Katara buys into immediately, despite Sokka's rock-solid logic and reason. After they save an insane old man from a platypus-bear, the gang heads to a village next to Chekhov's Volcano, where they meet a swindler that is very good at cold-reading. The Romance! The Drama! The dumb love polygons galore!

Katara and Sokka are self-isolating with Chorona, and Aang sets off to follow some wack google-maps instructions to an herbal sex-spa. There he learns the only way to save his friends is to get them to suck on some frogs. On his way back, he gets nabbed by some archers and has to be rescued by a dope Parkour master by the name of "The Blue Spirit" Glad to be back, and look forward to a n...

This episode is as good as it is heavy. Aang and the gang head to a small port town to restock, but Katara forgets their no money problem. Meanwhile, Zuko is at sea nearby and a storm is approaching. As both Aang and Zuko confront the impending storm, they will also confront the memories it kicks up from churning waves of their own guilt and shame. Iroh gets personal, Aang gets catharsis, and Sokk...

Hey folks. This one's pretty straight-forward. There's a Divide. It's not so great. The citizens of Pawnee and Eagleton duke it out on a trip through the grand canyon, in a story of feuds and conflict that is as subtle as it is enjoyable.... See you all next week! Sorry again that this one is late!

Hey folks! Sorry we're a few days late with this week's episode. It'll be out on Friday. Instead, I thought I'd cut together a little trailer for the podcast to share with everyone. See folks on Friday!

This week, we meet Katara's Treehouse Dream Hubby when Sokka's instincts lead the gang into a herd of Fire Storm Troopers. After a failed bluff check, the gang gets saved by The man, The myth, The Legend... Smellerby. You're an inspiration my guy. The gang are taken with their new friends, but when Sokka is taken BY them, who will spray Aerosol Deodorant at the problem? 

There be pirates afoot mateys! AAAARRRRGH! This week, Katara massages her bruised pride as the gang go trinket hunting in Tortuga. They find a statue of Olmec, and a scroll that will teach them to Dougie like a pro. Meanwhile, Zuko and Iroh seek out a piece for Iroh's tabletop collection, and on the way, grab a bunch of assorted junk. As these two stories intertwine, how will our heroes give...