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In today's episode the girls discuss the "new rules" for being a member in society according to the viral The Cut article. Like, is canceling on people ok? Should we ever wake up our sig other, even if it means there's a psychopathic murderer in the house? Who pays if you're drinking? Plus, Hunter recounts the time 50 Cent hit on her. Was he a gentleman or...listen in to find out!

On this weeks episode the girls discuss 90s nostalgia like TV dinners, bath beads, and why guys in every 90s show broke in through the window. They also chat about celebrating Hunters husbands birthday at Chuck E. Cheese whom may or may not be a skater zaddy now and the thoughts behind eating your placenta in a smoothie. Jamba Juice could never.  

This week the girls discuss how Hunter's strongly worded email to a childrens gym has her stirring up all the drama within the suburban mom community, and how she has another email brewing!!! SCATHING! Michaela has a medical scare by a dramatic doctor, how all the girlies are thirsting for Joe Burrow, and they dive deep on how they would spend 5 minutes Supermarket Sweep style inside Target! 

Have you been hearing phrases like "high value man" while scrolling TikTok and Instagram? Have you ever wondered wtf that even means? Same!! In today's episode we discuss Hunter's head-to-head with an online matchmaker claiming that the (antiquated) BMI scale directly impacts a woman's ability to find this mythical "high value man", we put in our 2 cents (because its OUR PODCAST) and we get to the...

In this episode the girls discuss the plus size experiences that would send thinner women into an absolute tailspin! They touch on everything from doctors visits,toilet seat covers, airplane seats, the absolute luxury that is shopping at ZARA, and more!!

On this weeks episode the girls recap the Holiday season (at least the parts Michaela was awake for!) plus, they share their goals ahead of the new year, and one of the girls may be making a big move!!!

Since you guys loved our last installment of "Who Knows Me Better?" We brought in Hunters husband, Brian to play a round for himself! Different questions like, "When did Hunter lose her virginity?" and "Who was Hunter's first romantic relationship?" Hunter and Brian's marriage is on the line!!! This episode is the epitome of a silly goose time!! 

As we are in the midst of Michaela's birthday week, the girls discuss what 25 things she has learned in her 35 years on Earth! This list is good, thorough, and you will definitely want to get your pen and paper out to refer back to!! This episode tops the list for the girls' "favorites" of 2022!!

In this weeks episode we welcome for the very first time Michaela's Husband, Martin!! We play a juicy game of "Who Knows Me Better" where Hunter and Martin go head to head in one of the greatest battles of our generation. Hunter gets cocky and judges Michaelas answers about herself and the winner has to buy Michaela something...

In this weeks episode the girls reveal the sex of Hunter's baby!! They discuss their $50 million Christmas wishlist, Hunter's reaction to the babies gender and how the family responded. Michaela forces zero gravity chairs upon Hunter, and the girls welcome a newcomer to Silly Goose University! 

In this weeks episode the girls discuss bad Christmas decor timing, Hunters gripe with germs, the Balenciaga horror, and a fun game of "Would You Rather" 

The ladies are here to keep you company this Thanksgiving whether you're cooking in the kitchen, or avoiding *that* family member. The girls discuss the pressure of the holidays, why Hunter insists on spoiling Secret Santa, and we answer some questions from our listeners like, how to get over dating a guy whose never been kissed to our worst date ever and weighing more than your partner!

In todays episode the ladies chat with ultimate boss babe, Kamie Crawford. The girls discuss catfishing and how to catch a catfish, who Kamie was catfished by, the pageant world, how Kamie went from pageant girl to model to host to entrepeneur. She also dishes some tea on her recent relationship and past breakups!

In this episode the girls discuss Michaela's case of tinselitis, the horrific reprecussions of the New York Post's "heroin-chic" article and why our bodies AREN'T TRENDS, why Hunter is Momzilla and is single handedly taking on the pharmeceudical companies, and why the girls have BEEF with Swifties!!

The ladies are back together with an "In Your Lap" podcast episode! They discuss Hunter's bedroom having a very distinct smell, entering their villain era at Target, how their mom gave Michaela's car away for FREE, and getting bamboozled at malls!

Today's episode is a wild one!! The girls welcome the beauties of The Confident Collective, Kristina Zias and Raeann Langas, to the pod and they discuss everything from Raeann's experience travelling Europe solo, encounters with Greecian men in the ocean, Kristina's tips for confidence while pregnant and finally- are you living in the best place to flourish for your astrology sign? They touch on a...

On this weeks episode the girls discuss the number one topic that you all want to hear about; SEX. Specifically, sex while plus sized and/or pregnant. They answer your most asked questions like- which position is best when you have a bigger tummy? How do I get on top and feel confident? Which lube is best? And one of the girls reveals what makes her cry during missionary...This episode is NSFW!!

In this week's episode  Hunter  and Michaela have a Kiki with none other than the incredible TINX! We discuss tips on being your most confident self, allowing ourselves to make mistakes and fail, the "clause" when it comes to dating and how to activate it plus more juice! Produced by Dear Media

In this week's episode Hunter flames Michaela for her tastes in, well a few different things, and they discuss Hunter's foray into theater as a child (boas making a comeback??). They also touch on Michaela's twitter beef with a faux child food opinioner and the ways in which we can all speak about food and weight gain in a healthier way for ourselves, children and those around us.  Produced by Dea...

In this episode Hunter details her harrowing corn maze escape, Michaela shares a mortifying dropbox blunder, and the girls discuss a viral video celebrating the bare minimum father's are expected to reach and the importance of sharing the mental load of the household! Produced by Dear Media

In today's episode we touch on the Queen and why our mother thinks she has so much in common with her, fat phobia within pregnancy, Britney Spears' Fat shaming comments, and we want YOUR help on designing!  Produced by Dear Media

A NEW BOMBSHELL HAS ENTERED THE VILLA!!! One of our most exciting announcements yet- Hunter's pregnant!!! Baby #2 is on the way you guys! We dive into everything including how the girls found out (they were together!), walking the SI Runway pregnant (no one knew) and all of Hunter's excitement, fears and weirdo pregnancy cravings (tomato pie??)  Produced by Dear Media

Were back with another SECRETS episode!!! We share your salacious, sexy, and juicy secrets! From having sex on a tattoo table to having a boyfriend and girlfriend working in the same building!? We also touch on ways Michaela can insure that her next door neighbors house stays vacant forever and her best parenting advice yet—to just give the kids up!  Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com...

Today on MCP we are diving right into one of our most requested topics: Purity Culture. Growing up in a Christian household left impressions on both girls in different ways surrounding purity, virginity, shame, guilt and pressures placed on women. Hunter and Michaela share their experiences, how they overcame them and the ways in which these mindsets can be harmful.    Produced by Dear Media

It's an in your lap podcast ep but the girls are in each others' laps... IN MALIBU!!! In this episode the girls are living their best Barbie dream house life; they discuss the rose and thorn of Hunter's trip back home, the emotional moments, air travel tips for toddlers, Hunter gives an update on the Starbucks gift cards and if it was worth it, bad gifts to give to kids and so much more! Produced...